Once Upon a Time in Springfield is the limited-time main quest line for Act 1 of the Wild West 2016 Event.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 1 Make Lisa Research Gold Coin 6s Cash100
Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 2 Build the Town Plaza 6s Cash100
Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 3 Make Apu Sell Overpriced Supplies
Make Springfielders Buy Overpriced Supplies (x3)
6s Experience10
Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 4 Make Homer Rile People Up
Make Springfielders Get Riled Up (x3)
Make Lisa Search for Clues
6s Experience10
Hats (Wild West)128
Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 5 Build the General Store
Complete a General Store Exchange
Unlock and Place the Cactus Rock
Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 6 Make Homer Get Robbed
Clear Bandit Hideouts (x3)
Clear Bandits to Upgrade town Plaza (x20)
Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 7 Send Prospectors to Other Springfields - Cash100
Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 8 Start a Craze at the Town Plaza
Generate Resources at the Town Plaza (x96)
Unlock General Store Day 1 Prizes (x2)
- Cash100
Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 9 Place Dirt (x5)
Place Dirt Road (x5)
Make Springfielders Use Frontier Mannerisms (x5)
Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 10 Unlock Gummy Joe
Make Homer and Gummy Joe Drink at the Saloon
Collect All Finale Pieces

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Grampa Icon.png Lisa! Wanna see a magic trick?
Lisa Annoyed Icon.png It's not the old coin-behind-the-ear one, is it? Because you do that trick, like, a lot.
Grampa Happy Icon.png Look! You've got something behind your ear!
Lisa Embarrassed Icon.png It's just that every time you pull out the coin, I'm expected to act all surprised. It's a lot to ask of an eight-year-old.
Grampa Happy Icon.png It's a COIN behind your ear! Surprised?
Lisa Nagging Icon.png ...
Lisa Shocked Icon.png Wait! Grampa, this coin is made of gold! Where did you get it?
Grampa Icon.png I told you -- magic! And speaking of magic, wanna see a trick? I think you've got something behind your ear...
Lisa Surprised Icon.png Not now! I want to find out where this coin came from. I've never seen anything so beautiful...

Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Lisa Happy Icon.png Grampa! This gold coin is an ultra-rare 1879 U.S. Triple Eagle! It's priceless! Where did you get it?
Grampa Icon.png Well, the last time I wore these pants was a hundred-some years ago. The late eighteen hundreds, it was. During the Springfield Gold Rush.
Lisa Curious Icon.png How old ARE you?
Grampa Icon.png I'm however old I need to be to make the story work, silly!
Homer Icon.png Guys! I came as soon as I heard a relative had money! What's up?
Grampa Icon.png Lisa's all excited because of a gold coin I found years ago in a saloon in Old Springfield.
Homer Happy Icon.png Then there's only one thing to do -- rebuild Old Springfield and find more wonderful gold!
Lisa Curious Icon.png Hold on. Even if there WAS gold in Old Springfield, why would a replica built today have any gold in it?
Homer Sarcastic Icon.png It's video game logic, sweetie. Trust me. There'll be gold.
Lisa Nagging Icon.png But--
Homer Serious Icon.png Shhhhh. Video game logic.

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Character Dialogue
Moe Angry Icon.png Hey, hey, hey! How come youse built another bar in town? You trying to compete with Moe's?
Homer Icon.png It's not a bar, Moe. It's a wild west SALOON.
Moe Worried Icon.png It's got horse poop on the stairs, rotgut in unmarked bottles, guys shootin' each other over poker hands -- it's way nicer than my place!
Homer Icon.png Relax. We're just rebuilding Old Springfield so that there'll be piles of gold in Today Springfield.
Moe Shocked Icon.png Gold? Did you say GOLD?
Homer Guilty Icon.png Shoot. I did. Well, as long as the gold remains a secret between you and me.
Quimby Happy Icon.png GOLD?! I always wanted to be Mayor of a boomtown. I declare the Springfield Gold Rush officially open!
Quimby Smug Icon.png Gold mining land claims are available for lease from the Town Hall.

Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Apu Icon.png Get your gold rush supplies right here! Pick axes! Gold pans! Long johns with backside flap -- pre-stunk, like you've been prospecting in them for years!
Apu Happy Icon.png And guns, guns, guns! Show those claim jumpers you once called friends that gold fever's got you good!

Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Homer Angry Icon.png I can barely move -- there's people everywhere. Hey, idiots, get off the street! We're trying to have a Gold Rush here!
Lisa Icon.png They just want to strike it rich, same as you.
Homer Annoyed Icon.png Come on. I love money WAY more than these guys. Oh, they'll all SAY they like money, but you can tell they don't really mean it. Not like me.
Homer Serious Icon.png Time to thin the herd.
Homer Icon.png Hey, Carl! I found an old treasure map. It said “to find the gold, turn east at the Kwik-E-Mart and walk one billion paces. Then start digging.”
Carl Happy Icon.png Thanks for the tip, Homes!
Homer Happy Icon.png Lenny! Did you hear the rumor? There's gold in them thar hills!
Lenny Yay Icon.png Them hills right thar?
Homer Icon.png No, them other hills just past them thar hills. Head thar-a-way, and keep going for a few weeks. You'll know you're thar when you get thar.
Lenny Yay Icon.png Gold, here I come!
Homer Scared Icon.png Lisa, quick! Try to figure out where the gold really is. Use your book larnin'!
Lisa Annoyed Icon.png Only if you stop talking like that.

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Character Dialogue
Carl Angry Icon.png You lied to me, Homer Simpson!
Homer Sarcastic Icon.png Now, now. I did what any friend would -- gladly screw a pal over a few bucks.
Lenny Angry Icon.png I'd sure love to have a bare knuckles brawl with you. But I feel that a wild west saloon is no proper place for such behavior. I feel this strongly.
Homer Angry Icon.png Are you kidding? Let's brawl!

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Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon.png I couldn't find any clues to the whereabouts of the gold, Dad.
Homer Angry Icon.png Not now, sweetie. Daddy's brawling.
Homer Serious Icon.png Be a lamb and hand me that breakaway chair, will you?
Lisa Deadpan Icon.png If you need me, I'll be cowering behind the bar with the prostitutes.

Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Apu Icon.png You, sir! Are you a desperate fortune-seeker whose lust for gold has weakened his grip on reality?
Homer Icon.png I like to think so.
Apu Happy Icon.png Well, you can't be a genuine sourdough without my authentic, old-timey, Wild West knick-knacks and accoutrements!
Homer Thoughtful Icon.png It's true. Movie cowboys never shut up about their precious accoutrements.
Homer Happy Icon.png I want everything you got!

Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 6[edit | edit source]

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Homer Happy Icon.png Saloons, brawls, and opportunistic merchants. I can't imagine anything going wrong now!
Bandit Icon.png Thanks for leading me to your home you bumbling oaf!
Bandit Icon.png Now gimme all your cash, 4k OLED ultra-thin internet-ready telly-visions and whiskey!
Homer Annoyed Icon.png I can take the being robbed at knifepoint, gunpoint, and even fingerpoint.
Homer Angry Icon.png But Homer J. Simpson does not stand for having his alcohol stolen at anything-point!
Homer Scared Icon.png A little help Skyfinger??
Bandits are hiding out in Springfield. Tap on hideouts to clear them out and then tap to capture them!
— System Message.

Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 7[edit | edit source]

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Prospector Icon.png *sniff* ; *sniff-sniff*
Prospector Happy Icon.png I smells gold, I does.
Homer Scared Icon.png A prospector! These gold-crazed, rag-clad, illiterate lunatics are real pros. I gotta get rid of him.
Homer Icon.png Hey there, um, I'm gonna guess you're called “Stinky?”
Prospector Icon.png John. My name is John.
Homer Sarcastic Icon.png If you're prospectin' fer gold, why not stake a claim in one of my friend's towns? They're paving the streets with gold!
Prospector Icon.png You'd rather I clean yer friend out than you? That's pretty low.
Homer Guilty Icon.png Well, you know. Gold fever and all.
Prospector Happy Icon.png I'm only pullin' yer leg. Yee-haw! Gold! Gold gold gold!
Drop Prospectors in your friend's towns to keep them from finding your gold!
— System Message.

Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 8[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Angry Icon.png How am I supposed to find the gold with this many interruptions?
Homer Serious Icon.png Lisa! Did you find the gold yet?
Lisa Angry Icon.png No Dad, I've been trying to tell you that rebuilding Old Springfield-
Homer Annoyed Icon.png You Millennials and your excuses!
Lisa Shouting Icon.png I'm not a Millennial!
Homer Serious Icon.png Rejecting labels? Sounds Millennial. I'll be at the Saloon when you find the gold.

Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 9[edit | edit source]

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Marge Icon.png You know, life in a Wild West town isn't so bad! I mean, it ain't not so un-bad, pardner!
Marge Happy Icon.png Today, a man tipped his hat to me and said, “Morning, ma'am.” I'll trade a dramatic uptick in gunfights for a little common courtesy any day!
Cletus Icon.png It ain't no proper frontier town without dirt roads.
Cletus Icon.png On a paved road, what's the blood supposed to soak into? Is we bumpkins, or ain't we?

Once Upon a Time in Springfield Pt. 10[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Homer Annoyed Icon.png I broke the tab off my can of Duff! This is like that movie “The Martian,” only I'm ten times more screwed than that guy ever was.
Gummy Joe Icon.png Perhaps Chomper could be of service?
Homer Icon.png You, sir, would use your only remaining tooth to open my beer can?
Gummy Joe Icon.png Chomper has always wondered why the good Lord spared him, while all his brothers and sisters are gone. I think now he has his answer.

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Character Dialogue
Homer Ooh Icon.png Look! I found another gold coin!
Willie Angry Icon.png Give it here, Simpson! In Springfield, we share all our good fortune with others.
Homer Angry Icon.png Since when?
Quimby Icon.png Yeah, seriously. When have any of us ever shared anything?
Willie Icon.png Look, we can stand here all day discussing what great sharers we all are, or we can rip that coin from Homer's cold, dead hands.
Quimby Angry Icon.png An excellent point. Get him!
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