Once In Royal Quimby's City

Once In Royal Quimby's City is a limited time main questline released on December 19, 2015, along with the Winter 2015 Event's Act 2.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
An Unwanted Kiss	Tap Merrymakers to Collect Mistletoe (x6)	-	100 10	Lisa
Once In Royal Quimby's City Pt. 1	Make Moe Design a Zoo Logo	30s	100 10	Homer
Once In Royal Quimby's City Pt. 2	Place the Exotic Petting Zoo Make Willie Shovel Dung	- 60s	100 10	Moe
The Quest The Animal Within starts
Once In Royal Quimby's City Pt. 3	Place Krusty's Reindeer Burger Truck Make Krusty Borrow from The Till	- 10h	100 10	Krusty
The Quest Holiday Mystery Meat starts
Once In Royal Quimby's City Pt. 4	Place the Fortress of Lonelitude Make Comic Book Guy Spend Friday Night Alone	- 10h	100 10	Comic Book Guy
The Quest No Man is a Fortress starts
Once In Royal Quimby's City Pt. 5	Place Cletus' Moonshine Shack Make Cletus Sample the Goods	- 10h	100 10	Cletus
The Quest The Overproof of the Pudding starts

Character	Dialogue
	"Now that we've done so much towards building community spirit, festive hats don't seem to cut it."
	"I have a joyful, jolly, harmless, although deadly, idea."
	"Spicy Thai food that went bad?"
	"No, Dad, Mistletoe. In Norse mythology, Mistletoe is Baldur's Achilles heel. It's the only thing that Frigg, his mother, didn't protect him from, and it ends up killing him."
	"It's said that her tears became the berries of the plant, and that the mistletoe would never again be used as a weapon and that she would place a kiss on anyone who passed underneath."
	"That is so romantic. Any kisses left for this handsome fellow, my beloved Frigg?"
	"I never quote my brother but in this case... "Eat my shorts," Milhouse."

Character	Dialogue
	"That is one heck of a hulked-out snowman."
	"...makes me glad I got the whole thing started then immediately abandoned it."
	"So what do we want to work on next?"
	"How ‘bout an exotic petting zoo? People love poking animals in a place where they can't poke back."
	"The price of reindeer meat drops around the holidays so I was thinking of a food truck. Krusty Burgers could cash in on some cheap cuts of Comet and Cupid."
	"Which one do we do first?"
	"Of course I object to anything harming reindeer. I already have a call in to OSHA regarding Santa working the poor things all Christmas day and night."
	"We'd better do the Exotic Petting Zoo thing first."

Character	Dialogue
	"Er, uh, Moe, you're going to need an exotic importation license."
	"I never needed one before when I filled my joint with vermin."
	"This is an extra fee for the, er, Exotic Waste Disposal levy."
	"You've got city fees coming and going!"
	"Mostly for going."

Character	Dialogue
	"Krusty the Clown, your permits have arrived."
	"So that's a food service permit, a cabaret permit, oversized-vehicle parking permit, hot equipment registry permit…"
	"…cold equipment registry permit, a processing fee permit, municipal and non-municipal operating permits, oxygen consumption permit…"
	"Are you sure I don't need a permit to carry all these permits?"
	"That's covered by your administration of city administration permit."

Character	Dialogue
	"This whole construction plan is a circus."
	"And I'm not even facetiously referring to the three-ring gathering of dubious animals."
	"As Angry Dad famously said in Issue #6:"
	""Why you... #%@*&%!!@#"
	"@#$$%$#@#$$#%$#@#$"
	"$#%$##%&&&@&!!""

Character	Dialogue
	"Dang, all this building sure is thirsty work."
	"What we needs is a sip of some downhome, backwoods git-up-n-go juice!"
	"Does alcohol really need to be a part of the holidays?"
	"What would Christmas morn be without firin' off a double-barrel shotgun and guzzlin' down double-barrel moonshine?"