"Now that we've done so much towards building community spirit, festive hats don't seem to cut it."
"I have a joyful, jolly, harmless, although deadly, idea."
"Spicy Thai food that went bad?"
"No, Dad, Mistletoe. In Norse mythology, Mistletoe is Baldur's Achilles heel. It's the only thing that Frigg, his mother, didn't protect him from, and it ends up killing him."
"It's said that her tears became the berries of the plant, and that the mistletoe would never again be used as a weapon and that she would place a kiss on anyone who passed underneath."
"That is so romantic. Any kisses left for this handsome fellow, my beloved Frigg?"
"I never quote my brother but in this case... "Eat my shorts," Milhouse."
"...makes me glad I got the whole thing started then immediately abandoned it."
"So what do we want to work on next?"
"How ‘bout an exotic petting zoo? People love poking animals in a place where they can't poke back."
"The price of reindeer meat drops around the holidays so I was thinking of a food truck. Krusty Burgers could cash in on some cheap cuts of Comet and Cupid."
"Which one do we do first?"
"Of course I object to anything harming reindeer. I already have a call in to OSHA regarding Santa working the poor things all Christmas day and night."
"We'd better do the Exotic Petting Zoo thing first."