The old gray mare, she died a few years back.
— Old Jewish Man's Unlock Message

Old Jewish Man is a character released on September 3, 2015, along with the Level 57 update. He is unlocked upon completion of the Overpass Diner.

About[edit | edit source]

Old Jewish Man (sometimes called the Crazy Guy or Crazy Old Man) is Grampa Simpson and Jasper Beardly's friend. His real name has not been revealed yet.

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Jobs[edit | edit source]

Regular Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Visual
Dine at the Overpass Diner Cash70
60m Overpass Diner Nope.png
Dance the Drugs Away Cash110
2h Oedipus Rx Check.png
Drop Pants for Change Cash175
4h Overpass Diner Check.png
Sort Through Pills Cash275
8h - Check.png
Retrieve a Box of Pills Cash350
10h Center for Geriatric Medicine Nope.png
Relax in the Retirement Home Cash420
12h Retirement Castle Nope.png
Nurse a Seniors Bottomless Coffee Cash600
24h Overpass Diner Nope.png

Level's Quest Based Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Check Out Restaurants Cash40
30m Restaurants Grumpy Grumpy Grampos Pt. 1 Check.png
Change Rooms in the Retirement Castle Cash600
24h Retirement Castle Old Gray Marriage Pt. 2 Nope.png
Move Into The Retirement Castle Cash600
24h Retirement Castle Old Gray Marriage Pt. 7 Nope.png

Jobs Involved[edit | edit source]

Level's Quest Based Jobs


  • Get Gay Married to Old Jewish Man - 12h
  • Get Divorced - 24h

Quotes[edit | edit source]

When Selected When sent on a good job When sent on a bad job When collecting from a job
I want some taquitos! Ah, you’re a sweet old gent. You bastard! I swallowed my wedding ring for safekeeping. Get me some ipecac. I’d like to expunge it.
Oy ya yoi! There's no stronger force than a senior citizen holding onto a freebie. Ya shrunken old hag, ya? Can your grandfather do THIS?
Old grey mare, she ain’t what she used to be...
You smell like cobbler!

Gallery[edit | edit source]

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