The old gray mare, she died a few years back.
— Old Jewish Man's Unlock Message

Old Jewish Man is a character released on September 3, 2015, along with the Level 57 update. He is unlocked upon completion of the Overpass Diner.

About Edit

Old Jewish Man (sometimes called the Crazy Guy or Crazy Old Man) is Grampa Simpson and Jasper Beardly's friend. His real name has not been revealed yet.

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Jobs Edit

Regular Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Visual
Dine at the Overpass Diner Cash70
60m Overpass Diner Nope
Dance the Drugs Away Cash110
2h Oedipus Rx Check
Drop Pants for Change Cash175
4h Overpass Diner Check
Sort Through Pills Cash275
8h - Check
Retrieve a Box of Pills Cash350
10h Center for Geriatric Medicine Nope
Relax in the Retirement Home Cash420
12h Retirement Castle Nope
Nurse a Seniors Bottomless Coffee Cash600
24h Overpass Diner Nope

Level's Quest Based Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Check Out Restaurants Cash40
30m Restaurants Grumpy Grumpy Grampos Pt. 1 Check
Change Rooms in the Retirement Castle Cash600
24h Retirement Castle Old Gray Marriage Pt. 2 Nope
Move Into The Retirement Castle Cash600
24h Retirement Castle Old Gray Marriage Pt. 7 Nope

Jobs Involved Edit

Level's Quest Based Jobs


  • Get Gay Married to Old Jewish Man - 12h
  • Get Divorced - 24h

Quotes Edit

When Selected When sent on a good job When sent on a bad job When collecting from a job
I want some taquitos! Ah, you’re a sweet old gent. You bastard! I swallowed my wedding ring for safekeeping. Get me some ipecac. I’d like to expunge it.
Oy ya yoi! There's no stronger force than a senior citizen holding onto a freebie. Ya shrunken old hag, ya? Can your grandfather do THIS?
Old grey mare, she ain’t what she used to be...
You smell like cobbler!

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