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Of Hosses and Hookers was a limited-time questline released on April 26, 2020. It was the main questline of Act 3 of the Simpsons Wrestling 2020 Event, progressing through it unlocked all of the Act's personal prizes. It was preceded by the quest The Springfield Flimflam. It was succeeded by the quest Superior Mega Ultra Slam.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered by
Of Hosses and Hookers Pt. 1 Collect Foam Fingers (x200)
Make Springfielders Threaten Mr. Burns (x5)
Make Burns Give Springfielders the Slip
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4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Auto
Of Hosses and Hookers Pt. 2 Collect Foam Fingers (x100)
Make Bart Pay for Backyard Wrestling
Make Captain Flag Backyard Wrestle*
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8h
8h
Cash100
XP10
Auto
Of Hosses and Hookers Pt. 3 Collect Foam Fingers (x175)
Make Bart Try to Talk Dr. Bonebreak Out of Retirement
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2h
Cash100
XP10
Auto
Of Hosses and Hookers Pt. 4 Collect Foam Fingers (x150)
Make Bart Get Beat Up
Make Milhouse Get Beat Up
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4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Auto
Of Hosses and Hookers Pt. 5 Collect Foam Fingers (x150)
Make Bart Convince Dr. Bonebreak to Return to Wrestling
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4h
Cash200
XP20
Auto

* Will only appear if the character is owned by the player.

Dialogue Edit

Of Hosses and Hookers Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Angry Icon Just give that double A-hole the deed to the power plant so those SEW wrestlers will leave!
Mr. Burns Shouting Icon Handing over the plant would be like killing one of my own children.
Mr. Burns Eyesdarting Icon Don’t look that up.

End Edit

Façade unlocked!
 
— System Message.


Unlocks Town Hall Trashed by Partying.

Of Hosses and Hookers Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Sad Icon Captain Flag! You Golden Ring Wrestlers have to do something about these SEW jerks!
Captain Flag Sad Icon I wish we could, son, but SEW took most of us for their own. There’s just a handful of us left.
Captain Flag Sad Icon And now all we do are low-paying backyard wrestling matches.
Bart Icon I got a backyard and a coupon for chicken wings.
Captain Flag Icon You just got yourself a wrestling match!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Captain Flag Happy Icon And that’s another victory for Truth, Chokeholds, and the American Way!
Bart Happy Icon God bless America and smart phones! I’m putting that right on ViewTube.

Gives a Simpsons Wrestling Mystery Box Token.

Of Hosses and Hookers Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Milhouse Scared Icon We gotta do something about these SEW wrestlers!
Bart Annoyed Icon I thought they were your new heroes.
Milhouse Worried Icon They were until I went to get Iron Yuppie’s autograph. He put Puppy Goo-Goo in a Hangman’s Choke and stuffing came out of her ears.
Bart Determined Icon I know someone who can put the stuffing back in your Goo-Goo -- our old, retired wrestling hero, Dr. Bonebreak!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Determined Icon Dr. Bonebreak! We need you to come out of retirement and beat up these SEW guys!
Dr. Bonebreak Zen Icon “Thousands of candles can be lit from one happy candle.”
Bart Confused Icon Yeah, yeah, we can light a buncha candle fires later. Right now we need Headscissors and Hammerlocks!
Dr. Bonebreak Happy Icon I can’t help. I’m a Buddhist now. Also, call me Dr. Peacenik.

Unlocks Backyard Wrestling Ring.

Of Hosses and Hookers Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Surprised Icon A Buddhist?! But Dr. Bone—er… I mean Peacenik, how can you let a bunch of thugs ruin our town?
Milhouse Sad Icon AND squeeze the stuffing out of my plushie!
Dr. Bonebreak Zen Icon What we should do is meditate on this together.
Nelson Angry Icon Simpson! Are you turning your back on the SEW?
Bart Annoyed Icon I never had my back any other way! It was all Milhouse.
Nelson Icon To be fair, I’m going to beat you both up!
Milhouse Sad Icon That IS fair.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Dr. Bonebreak Sad Icon I’m sorry you got beat up on my account.
Bart Beatup Icon Maybe your Buddha has some words that would make me feel better?
Dr. Bonebreak Thinking Icon ... Nah, he's got nothing.

Unlocks Party Limo.

Of Hosses and Hookers Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Milhouse Excited Icon But wait, Dr. Peacenik. Didn’t Buddha say, “If you speak always ask yourself, is it true, is it necessary, is it kind”?
Dr. Bonebreak Icon He said that?
Bart Beatup Icon He also said, “Do today what must be done. Who knows? Tomorrow, death comes.”
Dr. Bonebreak Annoyed Icon Boy, this guy sure wouldn’t stop talking.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Dr. Bonebreak Happy Icon You have moved me!
Bart Beatup Icon With the words of Buddha?
Dr. Bonebreak Icon No. With the beating you took at the hands of those bullies.
Milhouse Excited Icon Does that mean you’re going to help us?
Dr. Bonebreak Woo Icon Well let’s just say…IT’S BONEBREAKING TIME! WOO!

Unlocks Dr. Bonebreak.

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