"So hungry... haven't had... eating job... in days."
"If you're hungry, how about an apple? You could probably grow some at Cletus's farm."
"I said I'm hungry, not peckish. The idea that you can satisfy your hunger by eating a piece of fruit is complete nonsense." "It's just one of those things grown-ups tell kids to do, but don't actually do themselves..." "...like brushing your teeth before bed, or reading instead of watching TV, or practicing safe sex."
"What about thank-you cards?"
"I haven't written one since I was eleven." "Also, don't play video games. And don't mindlessly do whatever you're told."
"I can't believe I'm being haunted... again. We've really been going to the ghost well a lot lately." "But Maude is the worst ghost of them all... because she's making me watch what I eat!" "Maybe I can get Flanders to reason with her. After all, there's no one a woman is more likely you listen to than her recently remarried ex-husband."
"Shut up, Flanders!" "I need your help. Maude is haunting me and I need your help to get her off my back." "You're good at driving her away. Remember that one time when you drove her away from the world by killing her?"
"Hang on a minute. I'm not dead. What's going on here?"
"Well... I'm just a ghost. I can scare you and try to get you to mend your ways... but I can't actually kill you. Union rules."
"So what was that whole grave thing about?"
"Well, I said it would be the grave for you, and I had to honor my promise. More rules - they're a really serious union." "But let me make one thing clear. If you over-eat again in the future, it will once again be the GRAVE for you."
"By which you mean, you'll put another decoration in my inventory?"
"So you're telling me that instead of dying a horrible painful death from over-eating, I get a FREE grave EACH time I do it?"
"I... uh... guess. Where are you going with this Homer?"
"Woo-hoo! Out of my imaginary way, Maude! I'm going to eat like a Midwesterner!"
Make Homer gorge himself on stolen food to earn free graves. Hurry, it all ends midnight on Saturday!