Nostalgia and Kitsch Pt. 1
Make Herb Destroy his Office in a Tantrum
Nostalgia and Kitsch Pt. 2
Make Herb Market the Homer
Nostalgia and Kitsch Pt. 3
Make Homer Invent Something New
Nostalgia and Kitsch Pt. 4
Make Homer Present at Moe's Make Herb Stare in Disbelief Make Moe Serve Drinks
8h 8h 10h
"Now that my car of the 90's has become the car of 2015, what do you think of rebranding it?"
"Is that why you called me? About that stupid, life-ruining car?!"
"Look, Homer. I've been going to therapy for my anger, so I'm gonna try to keep my cool right now."
"So you'll put me in charge of the rebranding?"
"Whoah! Check out that rad looking drive! Looks like a wheel I could get behind."
"People like the car? Hmmmm"
"You know Homer, after trashing my office in a fit of unmitigated rage, I had a thought on the car."
"Are you going to make it freemium? I hear it's a guaranteed way to make billions!"
"People are always willing to pay huge amounts of money for nostalgic garbage like this!"
"But we're not even going to market it as a car. This stupid thing is a status symbol!"
"For the tenaciously hip of 2015?"
"That's right. But to appeal to them, it needs to be a hybrid!"
"Good idea. Who doesn't love a good transformer?"
"I know I do. I love transformers."
"Stupid idea Homer! Let's do it!"
"Homer! I successfully licensed out the car design to Komatsu Motors for a cold 80 million!"
"Homer, I'm so happy! As a token of appreciation, I want to bank your next great idea. We're going to be rich!"
"I think I've still got some great ideas in me. It's that or gas."
"Herb, I've got my prototype prepared."
"Really? Already? That sure was fast!"
"...Should I be impressed? Or terrified?"
"You should be impressed. I spent a lot of your money rushing the invention."
*gulp!* "I'm still looking forward to this... so, what's the venue?"
"Homer, you made the Homer car again?!"
"How could you do this to me?"
"It's the only thing I'm capable of creating."
*sings with horn* "La cucaracha! La cucaracha!"
"How much did this prototype cost?"
"Including Homer's bar tab, you're out 82 million."
"What? Really? My spongehead brother spent 82 million dollars?"
"I'm ruined! ...Again!"
"There there, Herb. On the bright side, now you have two of the most beautiful cars ever made."