Nosfera-Who?
Release Date
October 3, 2018
Nosfera-Who? is a limited-time side questline that was released on October 3, 2018, for the Treehouse of Horror XXIX Event . It requires the premium character Nosferatu .
Quests [ ]
Quest
Requirements
Time
Reward
Triggered By
Nosfera-Who? Pt. 1
Make Nosferatu Prowl the Night
4h
100 10
Nosferatu
Nosfera-Who? Pt. 2
Make Nosferatu Take Control of Comic Book Guy
4h
100 10
Nosferatu
Nosfera-Who? Pt. 3
Make Nosferatu Binge Pop Culture
4h
100 10
Nosferatu
Nosfera-Who? Pt. 4
Make Nosferatu Reinvent His Image
8h
100 10
Nosferatu
Nosfera-Who? Pt. 5
Make Nosferatu Feel Five Hundred Years Worth of Rage
4h
200 20
Nosferatu
Dialogue [ ]
Nosfera-Who? Pt. 1 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
I have arrived from a distant land where evil dwells in dark castles.
Washington, D.C…keep the government outta my Medicare!
Not exactly, but no matter. Springfield is my new hunting ground, a land rich in fat, unwary prey.
Who you calling unwary?
I can smell a teenager on my lawn in my sleep.
Now you, you look like a swell fella. How’d you like to come back to my place for a drink?
End [ ]
No dialogue.
Nosfera-Who? Pt. 2 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Morning comes, and I need to hide from the sun. This “Dungeon” might do.
Aren’t you a little old to be a goth? You look like Marilyn Manson’s grandfather.
What’s wrong with me? Doesn’t my cape match my fangs?
You stick out like a sore thumb.
And I should know. I’ve been typing chat on my phone all day, and my thumbs are killing me.
I shall use my vampire allure to make you my willing servant. And my first command is: shut up!
End [ ]
Character
Dialogue
I hear and obey you, Master. What is your command?
Hmm. You could start by saying something nice.
Fine. Best. Master. Ever.
Nosfera-Who? Pt. 3 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
You will help me fit in! I must know everything about your culture.
You want me to spend hours, even days, gassing on about pop culture?
Exactly!
Well then you didn’t need to mesmerize me.
End [ ]
Character
Dialogue
I have taught you all I know, Master.
If someone asks you to name the one hundred seventy five continuity errors in “Empire Strikes Back”, you’ll know the answer.
I’ve never felt time pass so slowly, and I’ve spent two hundred years in a coffin.
Nosfera-Who? Pt. 4 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
I know all the "memes". I’ve liked all the cat videos. I’ve subscribed to every channel, no matter how pointless.
Now you must put your knowledge to use, and update your wardrobe.
You look like Skeletor got a job as a doorman.
Now I have the knowledge to know how cutting that is.
End [ ]
No dialogue.
Nosfera-Who? Pt. 5 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Ugh, I can’t concentrate.
My mind is so filled with pointless trivia, I can’t focus on my dark purpose!
I keep worrying about whether they’ll ever really do a good job of filming the Radioactive Man Cinematic Universe.
Then my plan has succeeded!
Minion, have you tricked me?
End [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Minion, you were under my control. You had to obey my commands. How could you betray me?
You commanded me to bring you up to speed on our culture, but you didn’t tell me how to do it.
So I followed the letter of your command, but stuffed your head full of garbage.
It’s the same mistake people have been making with the genies for years.
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