Nosfera-Who? is a limited-time side questline that was released on October 3, 2018, for the Treehouse of Horror XXIX Event. It requires the premium character Nosferatu.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Nosfera-Who? Pt. 1 Make Nosferatu Prowl the Night 4h Cash100
Experience10
Nosferatu
Nosfera-Who? Pt. 2 Make Nosferatu Take Control of Comic Book Guy 4h Cash100
Experience10
Nosferatu
Nosfera-Who? Pt. 3 Make Nosferatu Binge Pop Culture 4h Cash100
Experience10
Nosferatu
Nosfera-Who? Pt. 4 Make Nosferatu Reinvent His Image 8h Cash100
Experience10
Nosferatu
Nosfera-Who? Pt. 5 Make Nosferatu Feel Five Hundred Years Worth of Rage 4h Cash200
Experience20
Nosferatu

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Nosfera-Who? Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Nosferatu Sinister Icon.png I have arrived from a distant land where evil dwells in dark castles.
Grampa Serious Icon.png Washington, D.C…keep the government outta my Medicare!
Nosferatu Sinister Icon.png Not exactly, but no matter. Springfield is my new hunting ground, a land rich in fat, unwary prey.
Grampa Serious Icon.png Who you calling unwary?
Grampa Icon.png I can smell a teenager on my lawn in my sleep.
Grampa Icon.png Now you, you look like a swell fella. How’d you like to come back to my place for a drink?

End[edit | edit source]

No dialogue.

Nosfera-Who? Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Nosferatu Sinister Icon.png Morning comes, and I need to hide from the sun. This “Dungeon” might do.
Comic Book Guy Annoyed Icon.png Aren’t you a little old to be a goth? You look like Marilyn Manson’s grandfather.
Nosferatu Sad Icon.png What’s wrong with me? Doesn’t my cape match my fangs?
Comic Book Guy Annoyed Icon.png You stick out like a sore thumb.
Comic Book Guy Icon.png And I should know. I’ve been typing chat on my phone all day, and my thumbs are killing me.
Nosferatu Hypnotize Icon.png I shall use my vampire allure to make you my willing servant. And my first command is: shut up!

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Character Dialogue
Comic Book Guy Icon.png I hear and obey you, Master. What is your command?
Nosferatu Icon.png Hmm. You could start by saying something nice.
Comic Book Guy Icon.png Fine. Best. Master. Ever.

Nosfera-Who? Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
Nosferatu Hypnotize Icon.png You will help me fit in! I must know everything about your culture.
Comic Book Guy Icon.png You want me to spend hours, even days, gassing on about pop culture?
Nosferatu Icon.png Exactly!
Comic Book Guy Annoyed Icon.png Well then you didn’t need to mesmerize me.

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Character Dialogue
Comic Book Guy Icon.png I have taught you all I know, Master.
Comic Book Guy Icon.png If someone asks you to name the one hundred seventy five continuity errors in “Empire Strikes Back”, you’ll know the answer.
Nosferatu Exhausted Icon.png I’ve never felt time pass so slowly, and I’ve spent two hundred years in a coffin.

Nosfera-Who? Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Nosferatu Icon.png I know all the "memes". I’ve liked all the cat videos. I’ve subscribed to every channel, no matter how pointless.
Comic Book Guy Icon.png Now you must put your knowledge to use, and update your wardrobe.
Comic Book Guy Icon.png You look like Skeletor got a job as a doorman.
Nosferatu Sad Icon.png Now I have the knowledge to know how cutting that is.

End[edit | edit source]

No dialogue.

Nosfera-Who? Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Nosferatu Sad Icon.png Ugh, I can’t concentrate.
Nosferatu Annoyed Icon.png My mind is so filled with pointless trivia, I can’t focus on my dark purpose!
Nosferatu Icon.png I keep worrying about whether they’ll ever really do a good job of filming the Radioactive Man Cinematic Universe.
Comic Book Guy Happy Icon.png Then my plan has succeeded!
Nosferatu Annoyed Icon.png Minion, have you tricked me?

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Nosferatu Annoyed Icon.png Minion, you were under my control. You had to obey my commands. How could you betray me?
Comic Book Guy Icon.png You commanded me to bring you up to speed on our culture, but you didn’t tell me how to do it.
Comic Book Guy Icon.png So I followed the letter of your command, but stuffed your head full of garbage.
Comic Book Guy Happy Icon.png It’s the same mistake people have been making with the genies for years.
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