No Bucks Given was a limited-time quest released on March 18, 2020, as the short quest intro to the No Bucks Given 2020 Event. It was succeeded by the quest No Bucks Given Outro.
Quests[]
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No Bucks Given Pt. 1
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Collect Mini-Baseball Helmets (x200) Make Homer Object Again to Buck and Tabitha’s Divorce Make Judge Snyder Postpone Buck and Tabitha’s Divorce
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- 4h 4h
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100 10
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Auto
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No Bucks Given Pt. 2
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Collect Mini-Baseball Helmets (x200) Make Homer Attempt Obstacle Course Make Marge Attempt Obstacle Course Make Tabitha Vixx Attempt Obstacle Course*
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- 4h 4h 4h
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100 10
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Auto
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No Bucks Given Pt. 3
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Collect Mini-Baseball Helmets (x200) Make Bart Appeal to Buck and Tabitha for Help Make Lisa Appeal to Buck and Tabitha for Help
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- 4h 4h
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100 10
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Auto
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No Bucks Given Pt. 4
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Collect Mini-Baseball Helmets (x200) Make Homer Attempt Impressive Baseball Feats Make Marge Attempt Suggestive Dance Moves Make Tabitha Vixx Coach Marge*
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- 4h 4h 4h
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100 10
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Auto
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No Bucks Given Pt. 5
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Collect Mini-Baseball Helmets (x200) Make Homer Renew His Vows Make Marge Renew Her Vows
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- 4h 4h
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200 20
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Auto
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* Will only appear if the character is owned by the player.
Dialogue[]
No Bucks Given Pt. 1[]
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And that’s why my client wants to split everything down the middle, equally.
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Sounds good to me. Well, if anyone objects to this divorce let them speak now or forever hold their peace.
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I, Homer Simpson, OBJECT!
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Here to offer more sage marital advice, Homer?
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I also OBJECT to your sarcastic tone! You two belong together. True love and the Isotopes' season depend on it!
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Homer, getting divorced doesn’t stop me from playing baseball.
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*chewing noise*
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Are you eating a hot dog?
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Ooh, I’ll take one. No relish.
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I’m putting an immediate thirty day hold on your divorce! You are hereby... still married!
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All 'cause some mustard-covered jerk said “I object”?
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Springfield law is clear: “If a shout causes doubt, you must hear them out”.
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This is crazy! Mr. Lawyer Guy, aren’t you going to do anything?!
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Judge’s orders. We’ll just have to reconvene next month.
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But how can I re-learn all my song lyrics before Homerpalooza if Buck is filling my head with boring baseball words?
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As if your songs are so complex?
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I wrote “Trouble-istic” and it went platinum faster than you can swing a bat!
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Hmm, can I "un-object" to this divorce?
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Shut up, Homer!
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Unlocks Isotope Stadium.
No Bucks Given Pt. 2[]
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Look, you guys helped us rediscover our love, but since then we’ve been more miserable than your average Mets fan.
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Buck and I love each other, it’s true. But maybe love isn’t everything.
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Take that back! I know Homer and I weren’t the best unlicensed marriage counselors in the world--
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All Homer did was put on glasses, nod, and pretend to write things down in that notebook.
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I was playing tic-tac-toe against myself.
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And sure, it was wrong that Homer legally objected to your divorce.
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But now the court is giving you one more marital at-bat. Who knows, maybe you’ll hit a home run this time?
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Seems unlikely.
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Wait! I know the perfect place for you to overcome all the obstacles of marriage. The Springfield Ninja Conqueror Course!
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Welcome to Springfield Ninja Conqueror: #ConqueringLoveEdition.
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Here’s our first Ninja, Homer Simpson. All he has to do is leap from each floating heart and cross to the other side...
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Oh no! Homer’s weight has submerged the step, which is now spring-loaded! He’s just launched himself over the course and straight into a parked car!
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My station wagon!
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Next up, popstar sensation Tabitha Vixx on the Salmon Ladder.
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Tabitha, you’re supposed to climb with the pole, not dance on the pole!
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And the judges give it a perfect ten. Tabitha Vixx is the Ninja Conqueror... and five hundred thousand dollar GRAND PRIZE winner!
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Half of that is mine!
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Unlocks Marriage Counseling.
No Bucks Given Pt. 3[]
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Since you both agreed to split that extra five hundred thousand dollars in prize money, you’re hereby officially divorced!
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Because of you, Homer, we’re happily divorced and even richer than we were before!
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I invested my grand prize money in concert teleprompter technology. Now that I know my own lyrics, my tour’s sold out worldwide!
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So everybody’s happy. Tic, tac, toe -- I win!
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I’m not happy! You spend so much time trying to fix other people's marriages that you’ve neglected your own.
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But we counseled them together -- we were a team!
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My client will only accept further communication in writing.
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Your client?
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If Buck and Tabitha are happier divorced, maybe we would be too. I’m moving out!
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Not if I move out first!
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Fine, you move out.
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D'oh!
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Dad? I thought Mom kicked you out?!
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She did, but I’m taking the fridge. Most of the stuff in there is mine anyway.
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Hey, Homer. Need a hand with that fridge?
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Buzz off, you steroid hall-of-fame asterisk!
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Whoa, what’s with your dad?
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When he tried to save your marriage, it destroyed his. He probably blames you or something.
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That’s awful! I’m sure if I talk to him, I can get him to win your mom back.
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And I’ll talk to Marge. Just because Buck and I are happily divorced doesn’t mean it’s something everyone should do.
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Luann and I are getting divorced, so I wanted to see if Homer’d go splitsies with me on a bachelor pad.
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Unlocks Couch World.
No Bucks Given Pt. 4[]
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Okay Homer, to win Marge back I’m gonna teach you the most important skill in baseball: reading pitches.
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Now, you’re the batter. If you know what the next pitch is going to be, then you’ll know where to swing.
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Isn't that how the Astros and Red Sox cheated to win the World Series?
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Yes, but I’m teaching you how to read pitches the old-fashioned way: with your eyes.
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I just don’t get how this makes Marge like me again.
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Homer, if you’re better at reading and understanding what Marge wants, then maybe you’ll figure out how you can save your marriage.
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Oh, I get it! It’s like a metaphor!
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Homer, our marriage is on the brink and you’re playing a game of catch?!
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Buck said learning to read pitches will make me a better listener or something? Is that what you said--?
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Really, Buck? Baseball is your answer to everything. You should diversify!
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Well, sexy dancing is your answer to everything! Maybe you should practice singing instead of just Auto-Tuning everything!
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I’m so relieved I’m not married to you anymore!
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Me too! I’d rather play for the Marlins than see your sexy dancing ever again!
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Are you guys flirting or something?
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Unlocks Mitchell Mansion.
Objective 3 done[]
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Marge, after I teach you this dance, Homer will be eating from the palm of your hand.
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He usually does if I’m holding food.
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One, two, three... twerk!
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Twerk?!
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No Bucks Given Pt. 5[]
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I still have feelings for you Buck. Maybe we rushed our divorce?
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I agree. Let’s get remarried!
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This is like déjà vu all over again… I'm in! *making out noises*
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Aw, divorces not lasting are so romantic.
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You know, Homie, maybe we should also get back together.
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Maybe if we renewed our vows, I could express my love for you better.
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Oh, Homie, that’s all I ever wanted.
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I’m sorry. I got so caught up in Tabitha and Buck’s divorce that I neglected our own marriage.
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Oh Homie, renewing our vows was such a wonderful idea!
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So now can I move back into the house?
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Of course, Homie.
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Hey Kirk! I’m canceling my deposit on the bachelor pad!
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Man, I just bought us matching cigar jackets.
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Unlocks Buck Mitchell.
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