No Assembly Required was a limited-time side questline released on January 9, 2019, as part of the Not Yet Spring Cleaning 2019 Event. It was triggered upon completing the premium building Box Factory.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
No Assembly Required Pt. 1 Make Martin Lead a Class Field Trip 4h Cash100
No Assembly Required Pt. 2 Make Martin Run Away From Change 4h Cash200

Dialogue Edit

No Assembly Required Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Skinner Icon Martin, since you’ve sacrificed your social life to get the best grades in class, I’m letting you pick the class trip.
Martin Surprised Icon Wow, such a sacred educational responsibility.
Bart Thankful Icon Martin, buddy! Want to play naive astronauts and hostile aliens with me at recess?
Bart Sneaky Icon Say, have I ever told you how much I’ve wanted to visit a real space ship factory?
Milhouse Excited Icon Martin, take any snack from my lunch! Y’know, I hear the video game studio is nice this time of year...
Martin Happy Icon Why waste our field trip on such high tech endeavors when we can witness the old time charm of the Box Factory!
Bart and Milhouse Groan Icon *groans*

End Edit

No dialogue.

No Assembly Required Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Surprised Icon Whoa! Look at all these drones! I bet I can use one to prank Homer.
Martin Surprised Icon What's happened to all the history? The elegant simplicity of folding generic boxes by hand?!
Milhouse Excited Icon Look at me! I'm a package being delivered.
Skinner Annoyed Icon Bart! Stop trying to send Milhouse away with free two-day delivery!
Martin Sad Icon Hell is empty, and all the demons are here.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Skinner Happy Icon Well students, in order to justify this as educational, I have to give everyone a grade -- A’s all around!
Skinner Annoyed Icon Everyone, except Martin that is. Since he ran away he's getting an incomplete and failing this assignment.
Martin Surprised Icon But that will ruin my perfect GPA! I'll never be able to go on after this!
Nelson Happy Icon Haw-Haw!
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