No Accounting for Taste is a limited-time side questline that was released on October 3, 2018, for the Treehouse of Horror XXIX Event. It requires the costume Count Grampa for Grampa.
Quests[]
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No Accounting for Taste Pt. 1
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Make Grampa Transform Into Count Grampa
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4h
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100 10
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Auto
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No Accounting for Taste Pt. 2
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Make Count Grampa Laugh Evilly
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4h
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100 10
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Count Grampa
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No Accounting for Taste Pt. 3
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Make Count Grampa Struggle to Feed
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8h
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100 10
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Count Grampa
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No Accounting for Taste Pt. 4
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Make Count Grampa Change Form
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12h
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100 20
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Count Grampa
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No Accounting for Taste Pt. 5
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Make Count Grampa Use His Powers of Hypnosis
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24h
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200 20
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Count Grampa
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Dialogue[]
No Accounting for Taste Pt. 1[]
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Dialogue
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Did I ever tell you about the time I turned into a bat?
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No, Grampa, but I don't have time for one of your...rather unlikely digressions.
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I admit, I sometimes get my stories mixed up. That'll happen when you've been in two world wars and all four branches of the Services.
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But there's three things I'm sure of: I hate foreigners, I like Moxie, and now I'm a vampire...
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End[]
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Wow, Grampa, you're a member of the undead?
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Yep. I'm also a member of The Grateful Dead, for some reason.
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No Accounting for Taste Pt. 2[]
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So, I left my window open last night, and this foreign fellow with a fruity accent climbed in and bit me.
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This is a nightmare. Grampa's a vampire.
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Eh, it's not so bad. So he's a bloodsucking corpse. Really no change from the old Grampa.
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Except now I live forever.
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This is a nightmare!!!
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End[]
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Boy, that evil laugh really tuckered me out. Think I'll take a nap.
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Don't suppose you have a coffin.
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Yes. I've had it ready for you for a long time.
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No Accounting for Taste Pt. 3[]
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Wow, I'm feeling pretty darn hungry. Let's see what I've got to eat...
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Creamed corn, banana pudding, mashed yams...the heck with that!
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I'm eating out tonight at a diner called "The Juicy Neck".
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They have that cute waitress I like!
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Oh, I'm getting confused again.
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End[]
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Dialogue
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Boy, at the Retirement Castle, a liquid diet is the "easy" one to eat.
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No Accounting for Taste Pt. 4[]
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Dialogue
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Lisa, you've got to help me. I'm stuck as a vampire and it's lot harder than it looks.*
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Okay, I'll help, but just so you don't get any ideas, I'm wearing garlic around my neck.
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Aw, sweetie, I would never try to drink YOUR blood.
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I'm too stiff to bend down that far.
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Well, look, why don't you use your vampire powers to take eerie other forms? Then you could probably sneak up on a possum or something.
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Changing form, eh? Well, I've been changing my mind for eighty years, how hard can it be?
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*While there appears to be a grammatical error within the game dialogue, this line was spelled in context
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End[]
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*breathing heavily* Oh, it's too hard to change into some other shape. That's like asking me to stop hating kids on my lawn.
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No Accounting for Taste Pt. 5[]
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Dialogue
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Can't you get me out of this curse?
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I'm afraid the only way to end your curse is with a stake.
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Uh oh. The doctor told me to cut back on the red meat.
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No Grampa, a stake through the heart. You have to be killed.
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I'm ready to send you to peace, Dad. Sooo ready.
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Uh oh, time for some vampire hypnosis. Look into my eyes, my rheumy, filthy eyes...
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End[]
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You are under my vampire allure! You are helpless!
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Now let me tell you about the time I thought I lost my glasses.
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Yes...and don't spare the digressions...
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I'll live forever, and no one will ever stop listening to my stories. *evil laugh*
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