No Accounting for Taste

No Accounting for Taste
Content Update	Treehouse of Horror XXIX Event
Level Required	5
Release Date	October 3, 2018
Number of Quests	5

No Accounting for Taste is a limited-time side questline that was released on October 3, 2018, for the Treehouse of Horror XXIX Event. It requires the costume Count Grampa for Grampa.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
No Accounting for Taste Pt. 1	Make Grampa Transform Into Count Grampa	4h	100 10	Auto
No Accounting for Taste Pt. 2	Make Count Grampa Laugh Evilly	4h	100 10	Count Grampa
No Accounting for Taste Pt. 3	Make Count Grampa Struggle to Feed	8h	100 10	Count Grampa
No Accounting for Taste Pt. 4	Make Count Grampa Change Form	12h	100 20	Count Grampa
No Accounting for Taste Pt. 5	Make Count Grampa Use His Powers of Hypnosis	24h	200 20	Count Grampa

Dialogue

No Accounting for Taste Pt. 1

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Did I ever tell you about the time I turned into a bat?
	No, Grampa, but I don't have time for one of your...rather unlikely digressions.
	I admit, I sometimes get my stories mixed up. That'll happen when you've been in two world wars and all four branches of the Services.
	But there's three things I'm sure of: I hate foreigners, I like Moxie, and now I'm a vampire...

End

Character	Dialogue
	Wow, Grampa, you're a member of the undead?
	Yep. I'm also a member of The Grateful Dead, for some reason.

No Accounting for Taste Pt. 2

Start

Character	Dialogue
	So, I left my window open last night, and this foreign fellow with a fruity accent climbed in and bit me.
	This is a nightmare. Grampa's a vampire.
	Eh, it's not so bad. So he's a bloodsucking corpse. Really no change from the old Grampa.
	Except now I live forever.
	This is a nightmare!!!

End

Character	Dialogue
	Boy, that evil laugh really tuckered me out. Think I'll take a nap.
	Don't suppose you have a coffin.
	Yes. I've had it ready for you for a long time.

No Accounting for Taste Pt. 3

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Wow, I'm feeling pretty darn hungry. Let's see what I've got to eat...
	Creamed corn, banana pudding, mashed yams...the heck with that!
	I'm eating out tonight at a diner called "The Juicy Neck".
	They have that cute waitress I like!
	Oh, I'm getting confused again.

End

Character	Dialogue
	Boy, at the Retirement Castle, a liquid diet is the "easy" one to eat.

No Accounting for Taste Pt. 4

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Lisa, you've got to help me. I'm stuck as a vampire and it's lot harder than it looks.*
	Okay, I'll help, but just so you don't get any ideas, I'm wearing garlic around my neck.
	Aw, sweetie, I would never try to drink YOUR blood.
	I'm too stiff to bend down that far.
	Well, look, why don't you use your vampire powers to take eerie other forms? Then you could probably sneak up on a possum or something.
	Changing form, eh? Well, I've been changing my mind for eighty years, how hard can it be?
	*While there appears to be a grammatical error within the game dialogue, this line was spelled in context

End

Character	Dialogue
	*breathing heavily* Oh, it's too hard to change into some other shape. That's like asking me to stop hating kids on my lawn.

No Accounting for Taste Pt. 5

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Can't you get me out of this curse?
	I'm afraid the only way to end your curse is with a stake.
	Uh oh. The doctor told me to cut back on the red meat.
	No Grampa, a stake through the heart. You have to be killed.
	I'm ready to send you to peace, Dad. Sooo ready.
	Uh oh, time for some vampire hypnosis. Look into my eyes, my rheumy, filthy eyes...

End

Character	Dialogue
	You are under my vampire allure! You are helpless!
	Now let me tell you about the time I thought I lost my glasses.
	Yes...and don't spare the digressions...
	I'll live forever, and no one will ever stop listening to my stories. *evil laugh*