No Accounting for Taste is a limited-time side questline that was released on October 3, 2018, for the Treehouse of Horror XXIX Event. It requires the costume Count Grampa for Grampa.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
No Accounting for Taste Pt. 1 Make Grampa Transform Into Count Grampa 4h Cash100
Experience10
Auto
No Accounting for Taste Pt. 2 Make Count Grampa Laugh Evilly 4h Cash100
Experience10
Count Grampa
No Accounting for Taste Pt. 3 Make Count Grampa Struggle to Feed 8h Cash100
Experience10
Count Grampa
No Accounting for Taste Pt. 4 Make Count Grampa Change Form 12h Cash100
Experience20
Count Grampa
No Accounting for Taste Pt. 5 Make Count Grampa Use His Powers of Hypnosis 24h Cash200
Experience20
Count Grampa

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

No Accounting for Taste Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Grampa Happy Icon.png Did I ever tell you about the time I turned into a bat?
Lisa Annoyed Icon.png No, Grampa, but I don't have time for one of your...rather unlikely digressions.
Grampa Serious Icon.png I admit, I sometimes get my stories mixed up. That'll happen when you've been in two world wars and all four branches of the Services.
Grampa Happy Icon.png But there's three things I'm sure of: I hate foreigners, I like Moxie, and now I'm a vampire...

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Character Dialogue
Lisa Surprised Icon.png Wow, Grampa, you're a member of the undead?
Count Grampa Sidebar.png Yep. I'm also a member of The Grateful Dead, for some reason.

No Accounting for Taste Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Count Grampa Sidebar.png So, I left my window open last night, and this foreign fellow with a fruity accent climbed in and bit me.
Marge Sad Icon.png This is a nightmare. Grampa's a vampire.
Homer Sarcastic Icon.png Eh, it's not so bad. So he's a bloodsucking corpse. Really no change from the old Grampa.
Count Grampa Sidebar.png Except now I live forever.
Homer Surprised Icon.png This is a nightmare!!!

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Character Dialogue
Count Grampa Serious.png Boy, that evil laugh really tuckered me out. Think I'll take a nap.
Count Grampa Sidebar.png Don't suppose you have a coffin.
Homer Snobby Icon.png Yes. I've had it ready for you for a long time.

No Accounting for Taste Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Count Grampa Sidebar.png Wow, I'm feeling pretty darn hungry. Let's see what I've got to eat...
Count Grampa Sidebar.png Creamed corn, banana pudding, mashed yams...the heck with that!
Count Grampa Sidebar.png I'm eating out tonight at a diner called "The Juicy Neck".
Count Grampa Happy.png They have that cute waitress I like!
Count Grampa Serious.png Oh, I'm getting confused again.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Count Grampa Serious.png Boy, at the Retirement Castle, a liquid diet is the "easy" one to eat.

No Accounting for Taste Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Count Grampa Worried.png Lisa, you've got to help me. I'm stuck as a vampire and it's lot harder than it looks.*
Lisa Worried Icon.png Okay, I'll help, but just so you don't get any ideas, I'm wearing garlic around my neck.
Count Grampa Sidebar.png Aw, sweetie, I would never try to drink YOUR blood.
Count Grampa Sidebar.png I'm too stiff to bend down that far.
Lisa Sidebar.png Well, look, why don't you use your vampire powers to take eerie other forms? Then you could probably sneak up on a possum or something.
Count Grampa Happy.png Changing form, eh? Well, I've been changing my mind for eighty years, how hard can it be?
*While there appears to be a grammatical error within the game dialogue, this line was spelled in context

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Count Grampa Serious.png *breathing heavily* Oh, it's too hard to change into some other shape. That's like asking me to stop hating kids on my lawn.

No Accounting for Taste Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Count Grampa Serious.png Can't you get me out of this curse?
Gymnastic Lisa Sad Icon.png I'm afraid the only way to end your curse is with a stake.
Count Grampa Serious.png Uh oh. The doctor told me to cut back on the red meat.
Lisa Worried Icon.png No Grampa, a stake through the heart. You have to be killed.
Homer Serious Icon.png I'm ready to send you to peace, Dad. Sooo ready.
Count Grampa Sidebar.png Uh oh, time for some vampire hypnosis. Look into my eyes, my rheumy, filthy eyes...

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Character Dialogue
Count Grampa Redeye Icon.png You are under my vampire allure! You are helpless!
Count Grampa Icon.png Now let me tell you about the time I thought I lost my glasses.
Homer Glassedeye Icon.png Yes...and don't spare the digressions...
Count Grampa Happy.png I'll live forever, and no one will ever stop listening to my stories. *evil laugh*
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