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No Accounting for Taste is a limited-time side questline that was released on October 3, 2018, for the Treehouse of Horror XXIX Event. It requires the costume Count Grampa for Grampa.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
No Accounting for Taste Pt. 1 Make Grampa Transform Into Count Grampa 4h Cash100
XP10
Auto
No Accounting for Taste Pt. 2 Make Count Grampa Laugh Evilly 4h Cash100
XP10
Count Grampa
No Accounting for Taste Pt. 3 Make Count Grampa Struggle to Feed 8h Cash100
XP10
Count Grampa
No Accounting for Taste Pt. 4 Make Count Grampa Change Form 12h Cash100
XP20
Count Grampa
No Accounting for Taste Pt. 5 Make Count Grampa Use His Powers of Hypnosis 24h Cash200
XP20
Count Grampa

DialogueEdit

No Accounting for Taste Pt. 1Edit

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Character Dialogue
Grampa Happy Icon Did I ever tell you about the time I turned into a bat?
Lisa Annoyed Icon No, Grampa, but I don't have time for one of your...rather unlikely digressions.
Grampa Serious Icon I admit, I sometimes get my stories mixed up. That'll happen when you've been in two world wars and all four branches of the Services.
Grampa Happy Icon But there's three things I'm sure of: I hate foreigners, I like Moxie, and now I'm a vampire...

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Character Dialogue
Lisa Surprised Icon Wow, Grampa, you're a member of the undead?
Count Grampa Sidebar Yep. I'm also a member of The Grateful Dead, for some reason.

No Accounting for Taste Pt. 2Edit

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Character Dialogue
Count Grampa Sidebar So, I left my window open last night, and this foreign fellow with a fruity accent climbed in and bit me.
Marge Sad Icon This is a nightmare. Grampa's a vampire.
Homer Sarcastic Icon Eh, it's not so bad. So he's a bloodsucking corpse. Really no change from the old Grampa.
Count Grampa Sidebar Except now I live forever.
Homer Surprised Icon This is a nightmare!!!

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Character Dialogue
Count Grampa Serious Boy, that evil laugh really tuckered me out. Think I'll take a nap.
Count Grampa Sidebar Don't suppose you have a coffin.
Homer Snobby Icon Yes. I've had it ready for you for a long time.

No Accounting for Taste Pt. 3Edit

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Character Dialogue
Count Grampa Sidebar Wow, I'm feeling pretty darn hungry. Let's see what I've got to eat...
Count Grampa Sidebar Creamed corn, banana pudding, mashed yams...the heck with that!
Count Grampa Sidebar I'm eating out tonight at a diner called "The Juicy Neck".
Count Grampa Happy They have that cute waitress I like!
Count Grampa Serious Oh, I'm getting confused again.

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Character Dialogue
Count Grampa Serious Boy, at the Retirement Castle, a liquid diet is the "easy" one to eat.

No Accounting for Taste Pt. 4Edit

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Character Dialogue
Count Grampa Worried Lisa, you've got to help me. I'm stuck as a vampire and it's lot harder than it looks.*
Lisa Worried Icon Okay, I'll help, but just so you don't get any ideas, I'm wearing garlic around my neck.
Count Grampa Sidebar Aw, sweetie, I would never try to drink YOUR blood.
Count Grampa Sidebar I'm too stiff to bend down that far.
Lisa Sidebar Well, look, why don't you use your vampire powers to take eerie other forms? Then you could probably sneak up on a possum or something.
Count Grampa Happy Changing form, eh? Well, I've been changing my mind for eighty years, how hard can it be?
*While there appears to be a grammatical error within the game dialogue, this line was spelled in context

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Character Dialogue
Count Grampa Serious *breathing heavily* Oh, it's too hard to change into some other shape. That's like asking me to stop hating kids on my lawn.

No Accounting for Taste Pt. 5Edit

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Character Dialogue
Count Grampa Serious Can't you get me out of this curse?
Gymnastic Lisa Sad Icon I'm afraid the only way to end your curse is with a stake.
Count Grampa Serious Uh oh. The doctor told me to cut back on the red meat.
Lisa Worried Icon No Grampa, a stake through the heart. You have to be killed.
Homer Serious Icon I'm ready to send you to peace, Dad. Sooo ready.
Count Grampa Sidebar Uh oh, time for some vampire hypnosis. Look into my eyes, my rheumy, filthy eyes...

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Character Dialogue
Count Grampa Redeye Icon You are under my vampire allure! You are helpless!
Count Grampa Icon Now let me tell you about the time I thought I lost my glasses.
Homer Glassedeye Icon Yes...and don't spare the digressions...
Count Grampa Happy I'll live forever, and no one will ever stop listening to my stories. *evil laugh*
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