Ninja Homer (quest chain)

Ninja Homer is a quest line from the Whacking Day 2013 Event featuring the Ninja Homer costume for Homer. It was re-released during the Whacking Day 2016 Event, now with standard money reward.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Wing Chun for Dummies	Place Practice Snake Make Ninja Homer Fake-Whack Pretend Snakes	- 60m	100 10	Homer
Getting Carried Away Pt. 1	Make Ninja Homer Smash Up Flanders House	4h	100 10	Homer
Getting Carried Away Pt. 2	Make Ninja Homer Steer the Mob in Wise Directions	8h	100 10	Homer
I Am Bruce Lee And Snakes Are My Chuck Norris	Make Ninja Homer Twirl Whacking Stick	12h	100 10	Homer
Oh Whacking Day	Make Ninja Homer Polish Stick for Whacking	24h	100 10	Homer

Character	Dialogue
	Dad? Everyone loves Whacking Day but I hate it. Is there something wrong with me?
	Yes honey.
	Then what should I do?
	Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time.
	Like that day I hit the referee with a whiskey bottle. Remember that?
	Yeah…

Character	Dialogue
	I'm tired of hitting the same practice snake. Someone needs to buy me more!
	Dad, those Practice Snakes cost 10 donuts.
	Hey, no one’s ever become a ninja without spending lots of money.

Character	Dialogue
	I'm tired of whacking just snakes. It's time for bigger game!

Character	Dialogue
	Glass on the front lawn. It looks like someone vandalized my house! Did you see anything, Homer?
	Ummm… no…
	Although I did see some snakes loitering outside your house. I think they were in a snake gang.
	Looks like these snakes are getting too big for their boots. It's time to take action.
	Yay! I'll rally the troops.

Character	Dialogue
	All fake snakes fake fear the power of the ninja!

Character	Dialogue
	Oh Whacking Day! Oh Whacking Day! Our hallowed snake skull-cracking day!
	We'll break their backs! Gouge out their eyes! Their evil hearts we'll pulverize!
	Oh Whacking Day! Oh Whacking Day! May God bestow his grace on thee…
	sobbing I love this time of year.