Ninja Homer is a quest line from the Whacking Day 2013 Event featuring the Ninja Homer costume for Homer. It was re-released during the Whacking Day 2016 Event, now with standard money reward.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Wing Chun for Dummies Place Practice Snake
Make Ninja Homer Fake-Whack Pretend Snakes
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60m
Cash100
Experience10
Homer
Getting Carried Away Pt. 1 Make Ninja Homer Smash Up Flanders House 4h Cash100
Experience10
Homer
Getting Carried Away Pt. 2 Make Ninja Homer Steer the Mob in Wise Directions 8h Cash100
Experience10
Homer
I Am Bruce Lee And Snakes Are My Chuck Norris Make Ninja Homer Twirl Whacking Stick 12h Cash100
Experience10
Homer
Oh Whacking Day Make Ninja Homer Polish Stick for Whacking 24h Cash100
Experience10
Homer

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Wing Chun for Dummies[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Sad Icon.png Dad? Everyone loves Whacking Day but I hate it. Is there something wrong with me?
Ninja Homer Icon.png Yes honey.
Lisa Sad Icon.png Then what should I do?
Ninja Homer Icon.png Just squeeze your rage into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time.
Ninja Homer Icon.png Like that day I hit the referee with a whiskey bottle. Remember that?
Lisa Sad Icon.png Yeah…

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Ninja Homer Icon.png I'm tired of hitting the same practice snake. Someone needs to buy me more!
Lisa Icon.png Dad, those Practice Snakes cost 10 donuts.
Ninja Homer Icon.png Hey, no one’s ever become a ninja without spending lots of money.

Getting Carried Away Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Ninja Homer Icon.png I'm tired of whacking just snakes. It's time for bigger game!

Getting Carried Away Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Ned Icon.png Glass on the front lawn. It looks like someone vandalized my house! Did you see anything, Homer?
Ninja Homer Icon.png Ummm… no…
Ninja Homer Icon.png Although I did see some snakes loitering outside your house. I think they were in a snake gang.
Ned Icon.png Looks like these snakes are getting too big for their boots. It's time to take action.
Ninja Homer Icon.png Yay! I'll rally the troops.

I Am Bruce Lee And Snakes Are My Chuck Norris[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Ninja Homer Icon.png All fake snakes fake fear the power of the ninja!

Oh Whacking Day[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Ninja Homer Icon.png Oh Whacking Day!

Oh Whacking Day!
Our hallowed snake skull-cracking day!

Ninja Homer Icon.png We'll break their backs!

Gouge out their eyes!
Their evil hearts we'll pulverize!

Ninja Homer Icon.png Oh Whacking Day!

Oh Whacking Day!
May God bestow his grace on thee…

Ninja Homer Sad Icon.png *sobbing* I love this time of year.
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