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My Brother's Keeper is a limited time side questline involving the character Hugo. It was released on October 6, 2015, during the Treehouse of Horror XXVI Event's Act 1. To start the quest, the player had to complete A Proper Rigellian Thanksgiving Pt. 3.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
My Brother's Keeper Pt. 1 Make Hugo Eat Fish Heads
Make Bart Lose his Lunch
4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Bart
My Brother's Keeper Pt. 2 Make Hugo Clean his Room
Make Bart Sleep in Simpson Attic
8h
24h
Cash100
XP10
Bart
My Brother's Keeper Pt. 3 Make Hugo Walk the Pigeon Rat
Make Bart Practice Stitching Things Together
12h
60m
Cash100
XP10
Hugo
My Brother's Keeper Pt. 4 Make Hugo Eat Fish Heads
Make Youngsters Eat Lunch at their Desks (x5)
Make Bart Try to Eat Fish Heads
4h
60m
4h
Cash100
XP10
Hugo
My Brother's Keeper Pt. 5 Make Bart Try to Sew him and Hugo Together
Make Homer Go Up There
4h
2h
Cash100
XP10
Hugo
My Brother's Keeper Pt. 6 Make Bart Realize it's Good to Be Bad
Make Hugo Sleep in Simpson Attic
2h
24h
Cash100
XP10
Bart

Dialogue Edit

My Brother's Keeper Pt. 1 Edit

Character Dialogue
Marge Icon "Bart, please bring dinner up to your evil twin brother, Hugo."
Bart Angry Icon "Mo-om! I'M the evil twin! He's the good one! Gawd! I never forget your thing!"
Bart Annoyed Icon "Also, why can't Dad do it?"
Homer Annoyed Icon "That USED to be my job, but you had to go drag the secret into the light."
Homer Serious Icon "Now stop arguing and feed your non-evil brother that we still keep locked in the attic for some reason."
Bart Rollingeyes Icon "Fine."
Bart Annoyed Icon "Hey, Hugo, here's your grub."
Hugo Icon "Would you like to join me? I don't mind sharing."
Bart Icon "Sure, what are we having?"

My Brother's Keeper Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Sad Icon "Man, my life is terrible. Every single day, my parents make me bathe and brush my teeth."
Bart Annoyed Icon "And I gotta lug this gross bucket of fish goo upstairs."
Hugo Icon "You do realize that the bucket of grossness is my only food."
Hugo Icon "And your lugging it up here, my only human interaction?"
Bart Icon "What's your point?"
Hugo Icon "I think my life is far more difficult."
Bart Icon "It's not a contest."
Bart Happy Icon "But if it was, I'd win."
Hugo Icon "Wanna switch?"
Bart Icon "In a heartbeat."
Hugo Icon "Wow. You are not smart."
Bart Happy Icon "I know you are, but what am I?"

Jobs Started Edit

Character Dialogue
Marge Icon "Homer, did you notice that Hugo and Bart have switched lives?"
Homer Icon "Yeah, I figured they were doing one of those “Prince and the Pauper” dealios."
Marge Icon "Should we let them? It's so cliché."
Homer Icon "They'll grow tired of it or they'll permanently switch. The point is: I don't care."

My Brother's Keeper Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Hugo Icon "Today I'm going to walk in the sunshine and feel the breeze riffle my hair."
Bart Icon "And I'm going to lurk in the shadows and thump on the walls."
Bart Icon "Then after lunch I'll let my diseased mind come up with new ways to sin against nature by combining two species."
Hugo Icon "‘Kay. Have fun!"

Jobs Started Edit

Character Dialogue
Hugo Icon "Oh, Pigeon-Rat? Can you believe we are finally free to scurry/fly where we please?"
PigeonRat Icon "*Please let go! We long for death and freedom from the smell of your horrible lunches.*"

My Brother's Keeper Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Hugo Icon "How are you enjoying the attic?"
Bart Happy Icon "Great! I sewed together Radioactive Man and Malibu Stacy."
Hugo Icon "Nice workmanship. Soon you can move on to live subjects."
Bart Confused Icon "Hey, if you're not evil, how could you do that? It seems so cruel?"
Hugo Icon "No, they love it. My pigeon and my rat begged me to sew them together!"
PigeonRat Icon "*No we didn't, we begged him to stop! He doesn't understand pigeon or rat!*"
Hugo Icon "Well, I'm off to school! I'm going to try to make something called, “friends!”"

Jobs Started Edit

Character Dialogue
Hugo Icon "Why am I the only child eating his lunch in the cafeteria?"
Nelson Icon "We don't like your smelly lunch."
Milhouse Icon "Also, we reject you because you are different."
Ralph Icon "Principal Skinner said we're allowed to be so cruel!"
Skinner Surprised Icon "No, I said, "Children can be so cruel." I was making a statement, not giving permission!"
Skinner Annoyed Icon "However, Hugo, your stinky lunch does make me think that you are gross and stinky."

My Brother's Keeper Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Hugo Icon "I had a terrible day."
Bart Sneaky Icon "I know what will fix it…"
Hugo Icon "Why is that box setup like an operating table?"
Bart Curious Icon "We should never have been separated! We are the two things that must be sewn together!"
Hugo Scared Icon "No, I don't want to be stitched to you! Mom! Dad! Lisa! Help!"
Homer Furious Icon "Hey, keep it down. Don't make me go up there!"

Jobs Started Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Angry Icon "If you two can't be quiet I will have to separate you. So don't sew yourself to your brother!"

My Brother's Keeper Pt. 6 Edit

Character Dialogue
Bart Sad Icon "It's not fair. I'll never be a whole person because Hugo has all of my goodness."
Hugo Icon "And you have all of my coolness! Life is hard for all of us."
Bart Confused Icon "Wait, I have all the coolness?"
Hugo Icon "What good is goodness when dealing with jerky kids? You're evil so you don't care if they like you which makes you cool. Which makes them like you."
Hugo Icon "In my short time in the world I have learned."
Hugo Icon "People are jerks."
Hugo Icon "I'd like to go back to lurking in the shadows now."
Bart Icon "Knock yourself out."
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