The Muntz Quests is a series of 11 Quests Involving Muntz House and Nelson Muntz. The Town Hall Quests are the quests before, and Krabappel Quests is the quest chain after. Also, a character is misnamed, as Lunch lady Dora, being named as Lunch lady Doris. She was named Doris previously, but was changed later.
Make Willie Rake leaves Make Nelson Do Janitorial Work
100 10
Nelson's Educational Experience Pt. 3
Make Willie Wax floors Make Nelson Do Janitorial Work
100 10
Smell Ya Later!
Make Nelson Dump Spoiled Coleslaw in Van Houten House
100 10
I'm a Rockstar!
Make Nelson Play the Guitar
100 10
Dark Humor
Make Nelson Laugh at Others' Misfortune
100 10
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Any Given Weekday[]
Character
Dialogue
"Dad, I have a sore throat and my appendix feels rupture-y, but can I go to school anyway? Please, please, please, please?"
"Absolutely! Have fun!"
"Darn it, that was a trick! You're supposed to say "no."
"Sorry, son. But reverse psychology only works on a normal, healthy human brain. Not what I got. Now, off you go!"
Nerds Gone Wild[]
Character
Dialogue
"Hey, Bart! How are you, my schoolyard chum?"
"I'm having a bad day. And I would REALLY appreciate it if you didn't try to cheer me up."
"Perhaps I can cheer you up!"
"Okay, fine. Just don't play an original musical composition. That's all I ask."
"Let me play you a piece I composed, where in I liken New Springfield to John Winthrop's City Upon a Hill!"
"Can I at least request you don't whip out some sissy old-timey instrument?"
Nelson[]
Character
Dialogue
"So what are your thoughts on my song?"
"This is why the schoolyard ecosystem requires bullies! Nerd behavior must be kept in check!"
Darwin's Bulldog[]
Character
Dialogue
"Nice to be back, everyone! If the nerds would kindly form a line behind Bart, it'd really speed things up." "If we work together, every loser here can be properly bullied and back in class before recess ends."
"Why do I get bullied? I'm the one that built your house and brought you back!"
"You're not making me think, Simpson, are you? That's gonna add to your punch total."
Zero Tolerance[]
Character
Dialogue
"Haw! So much lunch money today! Looks like the suckers felt a little too safe without me around as their unofficial cash handler."
"This isn't the 1990's anymore! You can't bully in a post-Lady-Gaga-said-one-time-that-bullying-isn't-okay world!" "You will serve detention until the end of the school year! Or until Lady Gaga says detention is bad!"
Nelson's Educational Experience Pt. 1[]
Character
Dialogue
Do your worst, Skinner. I'm not afraid of you.
Nor, if I'm being completely honest, should you be. Which is why I'm turning you over to the only man in town with a more demeaning job than mine.
Oh, no. You don't mean...
He does! He does mean! You belong to Willie now!
Nelson's Educational Experience Pt. 2[]
Character
Dialogue
"Such a beautiful day! I think it'll be a great day to work outside!"
"It's about time! I was starting to get sick of being in that building."
"Not you! You're in the boiler room. There's some rats down there that the kindergartners puked up on. I want those rats scrubbed clean, pronto!"
Nelson's Educational Experience Pt. 3[]
Character
Dialogue
"I got ano'er job for you, laddy!"
"You got out the floor buffer! Finally, some wicked machinery!"
"Sorry, but ol' Willie's not stupid enough to let you use that thing! You're gonna clean two months worth of trash out of the cafeteria kitchen!"
Smell Ya Later![]
Start[]
Character
Dialogue
Who leaves thirty pounds of perfectly huck-able coleslaw unguarded? Lunchlady Doris, bless you!
End[]
Character
Dialogue
"Haw haw! Smell ya later Milhouse!"
I'm a Rockstar![]
Character
Dialogue
"I've trashed a lot of stuff today. But there's one kind of pollution I haven't covered yet -- noise pollution!"
Dark Humor[]
Character
Dialogue
"Such a lousy week! I hate school!"
"At least you're not getting beaten up three times a day!"
"My house smells like coleslaw!"
"Ah, the whining call of the Common Nerd. Such sweet, sweet music."