The Muntz Quests is a series of 11 Quests Involving Muntz House and Nelson Muntz. The Town Hall Quests are the quests before, and Krabappel Quests is the quest chain after. Also, a character is misnamed, as Lunchlady Dora, being named as Lunchlady DorIS. Her orignal name WAS Doris, but changed to Doris.


A list of all of the included quests can be found below:

Quest Task Reward
Any Given Weekday Make Bart Go To School Cash100
Nerds Gone Wild Make Martin Play the Lute  Cash100
Nelson Build Muntz House Cash100
Unlock: Nelson
Darwin's Bulldog Make Nelson Shake down kids for lunch money  Cash100
Zero Tolerance Make Nelson Serve Detention (x3) Cash100
Nelson's Educational Experience Pt. 1 Make Nelson Do Janitorial Work  Cash100
Nelson's Educational Experience Pt. 2

Make Willie Rake leaves
Make Nelson Do Janitorial Work 

Nelson's Educational Experience Pt. 3

Make Willie Wax floors
Make Nelson Do Janitorial Work 

Smell Ya Later! Make Nelson Dump Spoiled Coleslaw in Van Houten House Cash100
I'm a Rockstar! Make Nelson Play the Guitar Cash100
Dark Humor Make Nelson Laugh at Others' Misfortune  Cash100


Any Given WeekdayEdit

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon "Dad, I have a sore throat and my appendix feels rupture-y, but can I go to school anyway? Please, please, please, please?"
Homer Icon "Absolutely! Have fun!"
Bart Icon "Darn it, that was a trick! You're supposed to say "no."
Homer Icon "Sorry, son. But reverse psychology only works on a normal, healthy human brain. Not what I got. Now, off you go!"

Nerds Gone WildEdit

Character Dialogue
Martin Icon "Hey, Bart! How are you, my schoolyard chum?"
Bart Icon "I'm having a bad day. And I would REALLY appreciate it if you didn't try to cheer me up."
Martin Icon "Perhaps I can cheer you up!"
Bart Icon "Okay, fine. Just don't play an original musical composition. That's all I ask."
Martin Icon "Let me play you a piece I composed, where in I liken New Springfield to John Winthrop's City Upon a Hill!"
Bart Icon "Can I at least request you don't whip out some sissy old-timey instrument?"


Character Dialogue
Martin Icon "So what are your thoughts on my song?"
Bart Icon "This is why the schoolyard ecosystem requires bullies! Nerd behavior must be kept in check!"

Darwin's BulldogEdit

Character Dialogue
Nelson Icon "Nice to be back, everyone! If the nerds would kindly form a line behind Bart, it'd really speed things up."
"If we work together, every loser here can be properly bullied and back in class before recess ends."
Bart Icon "Why do I get bullied? I'm the one that built your house and brought you back!"
Nelson Icon "You're not making me think, Simpson, are you? That's gonna add to your punch total."

Zero ToleranceEdit

Character Dialogue
Nelson Icon "Haw! So much lunch money today! Looks like the suckers felt a little too safe without me around as their unofficial cash handler."
Skinner Icon "This isn't the 1990's anymore! You can't bully in a post-Lady-Gaga-said-one-time-that-bullying-isn't-okay world!"
"You will serve detention until the end of the school year! Or until Lady Gaga says detention is bad!"

Nelson's Educational Experience Pt. 1Edit

Character Dialogue
Nelson Icon Do your worst, Skinner. I'm not afraid of you.
Skinner Icon Nor, if I'm being completely honest, should you be. Which is why I'm turning you over to the only man in town with a more demeaning job than mine.
Nelson Icon Oh, no. You don't mean...
Willie Icon He does! He does mean! You belong to Willie now!

Nelson's Educational Experience Pt. 2Edit

Character Dialogue
Willie Icon "Such a beautiful day! I think it'll be a great day to work outside!"
Nelson Icon "It's about time! I was starting to get sick of being in that building."
Willie Icon "Not you! You're in the boiler room. There's some rats down there that the kindergartners puked up on. I want those rats scrubbed clean, pronto!"

Nelson's Educational Experience Pt. 3Edit

Character Dialogue
Willie Icon "I got ano'er job for you, laddy!"
Nelson Icon "You got out the floor buffer! Finally, some wicked machinery!"
Willie Icon "Sorry, but ol' Willie's not stupid enough to let you use that thing! You're gonna clean two months worth of trash out of the cafeteria kitchen!"

Smell Ya Later!Edit


Character Dialogue
Nelson Icon Who leaves thirty pounds of perfectly huck-able coleslaw unguarded? Lunchlady Doris, bless you!


Character Dialogue
Nelson Icon "Haw haw! Smell ya later Milhouse!"

I'm a Rockstar!Edit

Character Dialogue
Nelson Icon "I've trashed a lot of stuff today. But there's one kind of pollution I haven't covered yet -- noise pollution!"

Dark HumorEdit

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon "Such a lousy week! I hate school!"
Martin Icon "At least you're not getting beaten up three times a day!"
Milhouse Icon "My house smells like coleslaw!"
Nelson Icon "Ah, the whining call of the Common Nerd. Such sweet, sweet music."

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