Muntz Quests

The Muntz Quests is a series of 11 Quests Involving Muntz House and Nelson Muntz. The Town Hall Quests are the quests before, and Krabappel Quests is the quest chain after. Also, a character is misnamed, as Lunchlady Dora, being named as Lunchlady DorIS. Her orignal name WAS Doris, but changed to Doris.

QuestsEdit

A list of all of the included quests can be found below:

Quest	Task	Reward
Any Given Weekday	Make Bart Go To School	100 10
Nerds Gone Wild	Make Martin Play the Lute	100 10
Nelson	Build Muntz House	100 10 Unlock: Nelson
Darwin's Bulldog	Make Nelson Shake down kids for lunch money	100 10
Zero Tolerance	Make Nelson Serve Detention (x3)	100 10
Nelson's Educational Experience Pt. 1	Make Nelson Do Janitorial Work	100 10
Nelson's Educational Experience Pt. 2	Make Willie Rake leaves Make Nelson Do Janitorial Work	100 10
Nelson's Educational Experience Pt. 3	Make Willie Wax floors Make Nelson Do Janitorial Work	100 10
Smell Ya Later!	Make Nelson Dump Spoiled Coleslaw in Van Houten House	100 10
I'm a Rockstar!	Make Nelson Play the Guitar	100 10
Dark Humor	Make Nelson Laugh at Others' Misfortune	100 10

DialogueEdit

Any Given WeekdayEdit

Character	Dialogue
	"Dad, I have a sore throat and my appendix feels rupture-y, but can I go to school anyway? Please, please, please, please?"
	"Absolutely! Have fun!"
	"Darn it, that was a trick! You're supposed to say "no."
	"Sorry, son. But reverse psychology only works on a normal, healthy human brain. Not what I got. Now, off you go!"

Nerds Gone WildEdit

Character	Dialogue
	"Hey, Bart! How are you, my schoolyard chum?"
	"I'm having a bad day. And I would REALLY appreciate it if you didn't try to cheer me up."
	"Perhaps I can cheer you up!"
	"Okay, fine. Just don't play an original musical composition. That's all I ask."
	"Let me play you a piece I composed, where in I liken New Springfield to John Winthrop's City Upon a Hill!"
	"Can I at least request you don't whip out some sissy old-timey instrument?"

NelsonEdit

Character	Dialogue
	"So what are your thoughts on my song?"
	"This is why the schoolyard ecosystem requires bullies! Nerd behavior must be kept in check!"

Darwin's BulldogEdit

Character	Dialogue
	"Nice to be back, everyone! If the nerds would kindly form a line behind Bart, it'd really speed things up." "If we work together, every loser here can be properly bullied and back in class before recess ends."
	"Why do I get bullied? I'm the one that built your house and brought you back!"
	"You're not making me think, Simpson, are you? That's gonna add to your punch total."

Zero ToleranceEdit

Character	Dialogue
	"Haw! So much lunch money today! Looks like the suckers felt a little too safe without me around as their unofficial cash handler."
	"This isn't the 1990's anymore! You can't bully in a post-Lady-Gaga-said-one-time-that-bullying-isn't-okay world!" "You will serve detention until the end of the school year! Or until Lady Gaga says detention is bad!"

Nelson's Educational Experience Pt. 1Edit

Character	Dialogue
	Do your worst, Skinner. I'm not afraid of you.
	Nor, if I'm being completely honest, should you be. Which is why I'm turning you over to the only man in town with a more demeaning job than mine.
	Oh, no. You don't mean...
	He does! He does mean! You belong to Willie now!

Nelson's Educational Experience Pt. 2Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"Such a beautiful day! I think it'll be a great day to work outside!"
	"It's about time! I was starting to get sick of being in that building."
	"Not you! You're in the boiler room. There's some rats down there that the kindergartners puked up on. I want those rats scrubbed clean, pronto!"

Nelson's Educational Experience Pt. 3Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"I got ano'er job for you, laddy!"
	"You got out the floor buffer! Finally, some wicked machinery!"
	"Sorry, but ol' Willie's not stupid enough to let you use that thing! You're gonna clean two months worth of trash out of the cafeteria kitchen!"

Smell Ya Later!Edit

StartEdit

Character	Dialogue
	Who leaves thirty pounds of perfectly huck-able coleslaw unguarded? Lunchlady Doris, bless you!

EndEdit

Character	Dialogue
	"Haw haw! Smell ya later Milhouse!"

I'm a Rockstar!Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"I've trashed a lot of stuff today. But there's one kind of pollution I haven't covered yet -- noise pollution!"

Dark HumorEdit

Character	Dialogue
	"Such a lousy week! I hate school!"
	"At least you're not getting beaten up three times a day!"
	"My house smells like coleslaw!"
	"Ah, the whining call of the Common Nerd. Such sweet, sweet music."

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  Level 400 and no Nelson.....B.S. Artist. 2017-01-29T01:48:20Z
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