"Woohoo! I can call myself Mr. Plow again. After being a father, a husband, and a Mayan, finally a title that confers some respect."
"Ahem. I don't see how that moniker applies when you have no plow. That would be like me calling myself Aquaman when I have no Spanish water."
"I don't need a plow. I have radioactive plutonium!"
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"Great, I can't wait to find out what radioactive creature bites me. I'm pulling for mongoose."
Mr. Plow Pt. 2[]
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"I restarted this business hours ago, and yet I still don't have a global empire." "Maybe that commercial I made will heat up business. Or since I'm in the snow game, 'cool it down'?"
"Heh heh. Good one, Mr. Plow... you idiot."
"I should check it out. Make sure the camera didn't add any weight."
Mr. Plow Pt. 3[]
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"Morning, Homer. I was sifting the ol' 'stache-arino, when I couldn't help notice you're trying to break into my garage."
"Stupid Flanders. I needed to 'borrow' something from you, but I didn't want to wake you up."
"How neighborly of you. Well, I can unlock it for you now."
"Don't think you can. Already broke the lock."
Mr. Plow Pt. 4[]
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"Someone pushed a mound of snow up the doors of my store, blocking both I and my customers from entering!" "Only a person with a plow could have done this."
"Did I hear someone in need of the services of Mr. Plow?"
"Ugh. Fine, Mr. Plow, I will pay you to clean this up, while not making logical assumptions about who caused it."
"Woohoo! There's no business like snow business."
Mr. Plow Pt. 5[]
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"For, eh, all the hard work you have put in for our fair city, I would like to give you, Mr. Plow, the key to the city."
"Hey, didn't you already give me the key and then take it back? I can Google it to make sure my memory is right."
"Yes. But to make amends, I, er, ordered you a special key. This one is made of chocolate."
"Mmmmm, honorary chocolate."
Mr. Plow Pt. 6[]
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"Praise be upon you, Mr. Plow. Now that you cleared a path to the church door, we can actually have a service."
"Well, God can't help you every time, Reverend Lovejoy."
"And since you're here, why don't you stay for my sermon. It's like cocoa for the soul-co. Ugh -- Flanders is getting into my head."
"Sorry, Rev. Can't give up these preemo work hours. When the snows on the ground it's ABP: Always Be Plowing."
"You know, I know a place where no one would ever pay you to plow."
"Where the Lake of Fire melts that all away. And where it's never jacket weather."
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"Welcome, everyone, to today's sermon. We begin with a ready of Corinthians 3 --"
"Don't hog the pulpit, Reverend. I have an important announcement to make."
"Homer, that's not how church works --"
"Tired of God's punishment that He calls snow. Salvation's in store with Mr. Plow! Just call 1-800-"
"Step down, Homer. Step down! In every flock, there's always a sheep that baas a little too loudly."
Mr. Plow Pt. 7[]
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"Homer! Everyone's talking about what you did at church." "How could you use the pulpit for crass, commercial self-promotion? No one has every done that before!"
"Baby, baby, I got four new customers after that service. How many customers did Jesus every get after he talked in church"
"Well, I'm pretty sure it was more than four. Although I think they were more followers than customers."
"Pfft, followers don't pay you."
"You're only getting out of this one, Mister, because you're such a beefcake in that jacket."