Mr. Plow is a premium, limited time quest chain featuring the Mr. Plow costume for Homer Simpson.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements
Mr. Plow Pt. 1 Make Mr. Plow Attempt to Melt Snow
Mr. Plow Pt. 2 Make Mr. Plow Break into the Brown House to Watch his Commercial
Mr. Plow Pt. 3 Make Mr. Plow Clear Snow
Mr. Plow Pt. 4 Make Mr. Plow Clear Snow
Mr. Plow Pt. 5 Make Mr. Plow Eat the Key to the City
Mr. Plow Pt. 6 Build the First Church of Springfield
Make Mr. Plow Attend Church
Mr. Plow Pt. 7 Make Mr. Plow Wear Jacket to Bed

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Mr. Plow Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Mr. Plow Icon.png "Woohoo! I can call myself Mr. Plow again. After being a father, a husband, and a Mayan, finally a title that confers some respect."
Comic Book Guy Icon.png "Ahem. I don't see how that moniker applies when you have no plow. That would be like me calling myself Aquaman when I have no Spanish water."
Mr. Plow Icon.png "I don't need a plow. I have radioactive plutonium!"

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Comic Book Guy Icon.png "Great, I can't wait to find out what radioactive creature bites me. I'm pulling for mongoose."

Mr. Plow Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Mr. Plow Icon.png "I restarted this business hours ago, and yet I still don't have a global empire."
"Maybe that commercial I made will heat up business. Or since I'm in the snow game, 'cool it down'?"
Moe Icon.png "Heh heh. Good one, Mr. Plow... you idiot."
Mr. Plow Icon.png "I should check it out. Make sure the camera didn't add any weight."

Mr. Plow Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Ned Icon.png "Morning, Homer. I was sifting the ol' 'stache-arino, when I couldn't help notice you're trying to break into my garage."
Mr. Plow Icon.png "Stupid Flanders. I needed to 'borrow' something from you, but I didn't want to wake you up."
Ned Icon.png "How neighborly of you. Well, I can unlock it for you now."
Mr. Plow Icon.png "Don't think you can. Already broke the lock."

Mr. Plow Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Apu Icon.png

"Someone pushed a mound of snow up the doors of my store, blocking both I and my customers from entering!"
"Only a person with a plow could have done this."

Mr. Plow Icon.png "Did I hear someone in need of the services of Mr. Plow?"
Apu Icon.png "Ugh. Fine, Mr. Plow, I will pay you to clean this up, while not making logical assumptions about who caused it."
Mr. Plow Icon.png "Woohoo! There's no business like snow business."

Mr. Plow Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Quimby Icon.png "For, eh, all the hard work you have put in for our fair city, I would like to give you, Mr. Plow, the key to the city."
Mr. Plow Icon.png "Hey, didn't you already give me the key and then take it back? I can Google it to make sure my memory is right."
Quimby Icon.png "Yes. But to make amends, I, er, ordered you a special key. This one is made of chocolate."
Mr. Plow Icon.png "Mmmmm, honorary chocolate."

Mr. Plow Pt. 6[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png "Praise be upon you, Mr. Plow. Now that you cleared a path to the church door, we can actually have a service."
Mr. Plow Icon.png "Well, God can't help you every time, Reverend Lovejoy."
Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png "And since you're here, why don't you stay for my sermon. It's like cocoa for the soul-co. Ugh -- Flanders is getting into my head."
Mr. Plow Icon.png "Sorry, Rev. Can't give up these preemo work hours. When the snows on the ground it's ABP: Always Be Plowing."
Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png "You know, I know a place where no one would ever pay you to plow."
Mr. Plow Icon.png "Where the Lake of Fire melts that all away. And where it's never jacket weather."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png "Welcome, everyone, to today's sermon. We begin with a ready of Corinthians 3 --"
Mr. Plow Icon.png "Don't hog the pulpit, Reverend. I have an important announcement to make."
Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png "Homer, that's not how church works --"
Mr. Plow Icon.png "Tired of God's punishment that He calls snow. Salvation's in store with Mr. Plow! Just call 1-800-"
Rev. Lovejoy Icon.png "Step down, Homer. Step down! In every flock, there's always a sheep that baas a little too loudly."

Mr. Plow Pt. 7[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Marge Icon.png "Homer! Everyone's talking about what you did at church."
"How could you use the pulpit for crass, commercial self-promotion? No one has every done that before!"
Mr. Plow Icon.png "Baby, baby, I got four new customers after that service. How many customers did Jesus every get after he talked in church"
Marge Icon.png "Well, I'm pretty sure it was more than four. Although I think they were more followers than customers."
Mr. Plow Icon.png "Pfft, followers don't pay you."
Marge Icon.png "You're only getting out of this one, Mister, because you're such a beefcake in that jacket."
Mr. Plow Icon.png "Mmmm, beefcake."
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