Mr. Moneybags

Mr. Moneybags is a questline that were released on May 6, 2015 with the Level 52 content update. Progressing through it unlocks Monty Moneybags, an exclusive outfit for Mr. Burns.

QuestsEdit

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Mr. Moneybags Pt. 1	Make Monty Moneybags Mount the Money Mountain	24h	100, 10	Mr. Burns
Mr. Moneybags Pt. 2	Make Monty Moneybags Celebrate Atop the Mountain Make Smithers Become a Hideous Drunken Wreck	4h 12h	100, 10	Mr. Burns
Mr. Moneybags Pt. 3	Make Monty Moneybags Frolic in Currency	12h	100, 10	Mr. Burns
Mr. Moneybags Pt. 4	Make Monty Moneybags Explore the Caverns of Cash	60m	100, 10	Mr. Burns

DialogueEdit

Mr. Moneybags Pt. 1Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"Ah, my mountain is finally finished. Take that, Crazy Horse Memorial!"
	"Smithers, did you come back to grovel?"
	"Absolutely, sir. Would you prefer on my knees or on my belly?"
	"Is there any option that's even lower?"
	"I could dig a hole and grovel in IT?"
	"Excellent!"
	"Now that you've finished Mt. Money, would you like me to invite the town so they can bask in its glory, and you can bask in their jealousy?"
	"No, Smithers. All these people bothering me on my mountain..."
	"“Please don't build it.” “Please give me money.” “Please stop throwing rocks at my son.” I'm sick of them."
	"Instead Monty Moneybags wishes to explore his mountain alone."
	"I'm Monty Moneybags, in case you didn't follow."
	"Perhaps I should come with you, sir. If you find yourself in distress, you can eat me."
In Game Message	You'll find the Monty Moneybags outfit in your inventory!"

Mr. Moneybags Pt. 2Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"A glorious hike! It's even more majestic than I imagined."
	"Sir, this drinking water you brought has left me a little woozy."
	"Drinking water? What kind of third world peasant do you mistake me for?"
	"That's 100 proof Russian vodka distilled by Putin himself."
	"But I've drunk *hic* nearly the entire bottle!"
	"You simpleton! How could you not realize it was vodka?"
	"You made me plug my *hic* nose so I wouldn't smell the air of wealth."
	"Well I can't have you drunkenly embarrassing me in front of my mountain. Go walk it off!"
	"And leave the bottle."

Mr. Moneybags Pt. 3Edit

StartEdit

Character	Dialogue
	"This is truly a monument fit for a king. Or our American equivalent of a king: a ridiculously rich businessman."
	"Now to frolic in these piles of money like the villainous Von Trapp family..."
	"...before they ran out on a much-anticipated concert that some of us spent weeks camping out for tickets to."

EndEdit

Character	Dialogue
	"If it wasn't for my crippling joint pain, worldly cynicism, and titanium hip, I'd feel like a kid again."

Mr. Moneybags Pt. 4Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"There's an entrance to the Caverns of Cash!"
	"I nearly forgot I put that here."
	"I wonder if there's anything valuable inside. Other than, obviously, the walls and floors and ceiling of cash."

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