Mr. Mean Guy

Mr. Mean Guy
Content Update	Thanksgiving 2018 Event
Level Required	20
Release Date	November 14, 2018
Number of Quests	5

Mr. Mean Guy was a limited-time questline released on November 14, 2018, as part of the Thanksgiving 2018 Event. It needs the premium character Morty.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 1	Make Morty Get in a Fight	60m	100 10	Morty
Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 2	Make Morty Refine His Social Skills	24h	100 10	Morty
Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 3	Make Morty Work at Johnny Bermuda Retirement Attire	12h	100 10	Auto
Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 4	Build Police Station Make Morty Spend the Night In Jail	- 4h	100 10	Morty
Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 5	Make Morty Give Up	60m	200 20	Morty

Dialogue

Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 1

Start

Character	Dialogue
	All right, who’s up for a game of poker?
	We’re watching Matlock.
	Matlock?! I’m super old and even I don’t remember what that is.
	Can’t we switch it to something more exciting? There’s a boxing match on.
	I’ll box your ears if you don’t pipe down.
	Bring it!

End

Character	Dialogue
	That's it Mr. Szyslak, you've got to go! That’s the third time this week you’ve given an adult diaper wedgie.
	I was just helping him adjust his pants!
	I don't want to hear it. Get your things and get out!
	Fine, who needs this dump anyway.

Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 2

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Good riddance! Who needs ya!
	Dad, why do you have your stuff packed up? I pay good money to forget about you in there.
	They’re a bunch of walking corpses!
	Yeah, walking corpses who don’t make trouble.
	I ain’t goin’ back there!
	Well you can’t live with me. You’re gonna have to learn some manners and find a job and a place to live.
	Ah, crap in your hat!

End

Character	Dialogue
	Well, Dad, what have you learned?
	That it is impolite to ask someone how much he or she makes, or to physically assault them.
	Great! I think you’re ready to go on a job interview!

Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 3

Start

Character	Dialogue
	So, why do you want to work at Johnny Bermuda Retirement Attire?
	Well, as an older gentleman, I know what retirees want in a men’s leisurewear store.
	Flowing, shapeless Hawaiian shirts, free cologne samples, and to be left the hell alone.
	So you’re planning on doing nothing?
	No, I’ll be watching golf. I want to show people how relaxed Johnny Bermuda can make them.
	You’re hired!

End

Character	Dialogue
	How’d your first day of work go, Dad?
	Great! Until I got fired.
	How do you get fired on your first day?!
	Apparently you’re not allowed to drink on the job.
	They don’t even have liquor there!
	But the cologne has a hell of a kick!

Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 4

Start

Character	Dialogue
	I saw your posting looking for a roommate in the paper and I think I would be a great fit.
	That wasn’t a roommate posting, it was the police blotter.
	You’re wanted for drunk and disorderly conduct.
	You’re coming downtown.
	Well, at least I’ll have a roof over my head for the night.
	Actually, Jailbird tunneled his way through the roof, so there’s a giant hole in it.

End

Character	Dialogue
	Look, I don’t think this living arrangement is working out.
	You never do the dishes, you’re always drunk on toilet wine, and you tried to stab me three times.
	Just give me till the end of the week.
	You gotta go!

Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 5

Start

Character	Dialogue
	You know I'm desperate if I'm coming to you for help. I haven't been to church in ages.
	The Lord welcomes all his sheep home, no matter how far they've strayed.
	Great. I need a place to stay. Can you help me?
	A place to stay?!
	How about you get a job like the rest of us instead of asking for handouts?

End

Character	Dialogue
	I can't do it anymore.
	I guess I'll just waste away in this warehouse full of mattresses.
	Wait, that's it! I'll stay here!
	All I need is to pile a few of those empty mattress boxes together and I’ll have a real nice bed!