FANDOM


Mr. Mean Guy was a limited-time questline released on November 14, 2018, as part of the Thanksgiving 2018 Event. It needs the premium character Morty.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 1 Make Morty Get in a Fight 60m Cash100
XP10
Morty
Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 2 Make Morty Refine His Social Skills 24h Cash100
XP10
Morty
Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 3 Make Morty Work at Johnny Bermuda Retirement Attire 12h Cash100
XP10
Auto
Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 4 Build Police Station
Make Morty Spend the Night In Jail
-
4h
Cash100
XP10
Morty
Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 5 Make Morty Give Up 60m Cash200
XP20
Morty

Dialogue Edit

Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Morty Icon All right, who’s up for a game of poker?
Grampa Serious Icon We’re watching Matlock.
Morty Surprised Icon Matlock?! I’m super old and even I don’t remember what that is.
Morty Annoyed Icon Can’t we switch it to something more exciting? There’s a boxing match on.
Jasper Mad Icon I’ll box your ears if you don’t pipe down.
Morty Annoyed Icon Bring it!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Squeaky Voice Attendant Furious Icon That's it Mr. Szyslak, you've got to go! That’s the third time this week you’ve given an adult diaper wedgie.
Morty Icon I was just helping him adjust his pants!
Squeaky Voice Attendant Furious Icon I don't want to hear it. Get your things and get out!
Morty Annoyed Icon Fine, who needs this dump anyway.

Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Morty Annoyed Icon Good riddance! Who needs ya!
Moe Worried Icon Dad, why do you have your stuff packed up? I pay good money to forget about you in there.
Morty Icon They’re a bunch of walking corpses!
Moe Sad Icon Yeah, walking corpses who don’t make trouble.
Morty Annoyed Icon I ain’t goin’ back there!
Moe Icon Well you can’t live with me. You’re gonna have to learn some manners and find a job and a place to live.
Morty Annoyed Icon Ah, crap in your hat!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Moe Icon Well, Dad, what have you learned?
Morty Sad Icon That it is impolite to ask someone how much he or she makes, or to physically assault them.
Moe Icon Great! I think you’re ready to go on a job interview!

Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Wise Guy Icon So, why do you want to work at Johnny Bermuda Retirement Attire?
Morty Icon Well, as an older gentleman, I know what retirees want in a men’s leisurewear store.
Morty Icon Flowing, shapeless Hawaiian shirts, free cologne samples, and to be left the hell alone.
Wise Guy Annoyed Icon So you’re planning on doing nothing?
Morty Happy Icon No, I’ll be watching golf. I want to show people how relaxed Johnny Bermuda can make them.
Wise Guy Happy Icon You’re hired!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Moe Icon How’d your first day of work go, Dad?
Morty Icon Great! Until I got fired.
Moe Sad Icon How do you get fired on your first day?!
Morty Annoyed Icon Apparently you’re not allowed to drink on the job.
Moe Surprised Icon They don’t even have liquor there!
Morty Happy Icon But the cologne has a hell of a kick!

Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Morty Icon I saw your posting looking for a roommate in the paper and I think I would be a great fit.
Wiggum Confused Icon That wasn’t a roommate posting, it was the police blotter.
Wiggum Serious Icon You’re wanted for drunk and disorderly conduct.
Wiggum Serious Icon You’re coming downtown.
Morty Happy Icon Well, at least I’ll have a roof over my head for the night.
Wiggum Sad Icon Actually, Jailbird tunneled his way through the roof, so there’s a giant hole in it.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Sad Icon Look, I don’t think this living arrangement is working out.
Wiggum Serious Icon You never do the dishes, you’re always drunk on toilet wine, and you tried to stab me three times.
Morty Sad Icon Just give me till the end of the week.
Wiggum Serious Icon You gotta go!

Mr. Mean Guy Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Morty Sad Icon You know I'm desperate if I'm coming to you for help. I haven't been to church in ages.
Rev. Lovejoy Icon The Lord welcomes all his sheep home, no matter how far they've strayed.
Morty Annoyed Icon Great. I need a place to stay. Can you help me?
Rev. Lovejoy Surprised Icon A place to stay?!
Rev. Lovejoy Annoyed Icon How about you get a job like the rest of us instead of asking for handouts?

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Morty Sad Icon I can't do it anymore.
Morty Sad Icon I guess I'll just waste away in this warehouse full of mattresses.
Morty Surprised Icon Wait, that's it! I'll stay here!
Morty Happy Icon All I need is to pile a few of those empty mattress boxes together and I’ll have a real nice bed!

Gallery Edit

Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.