This page is about the quest chain. For the costume, see Moog.

Moog is a questline released on October 16, 2014 during the Treehouse of Horror XXV Event. This quest is unlocked when the player collected all the parts of Moe's costume and answered the trivia question.


Quest Requirements Triggered By Time
Moog Pt. 1 Make Moog Take Glug Language Lessons Moog 4h
Moog Pt. 2 Make Moog Go Looking for Ultra Violence Moog 24h
Moog Pt. 3 Make Moog Do Laundry at the Brown House Moog 60m
Moog Pt. 4 Make Moog Go For a Bit of In-Out (x12) Moog 6s
Moog Pt. 5 Make Mr. Burns Host Erotic Masquerade
Make Moog Invade Mr. Burns Mansion
Moog 1d12h

Dialogue Edit

Moog Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Moog Happy Icon Well-ee, well-ee, well well well. Moog here, back for one more night of Bananarama.
Moog Unhappy Icon Bananarama? Wait, that sounds like something a stupid little kid would say.
Moog Icon I meant to say was Nogginy-Bogginy.
Moog Icon Geez, I better brush up on me gluggish slang.
Moog Icon I gotta sound authentico for my night of fisticuffery and the breaking of Leg-os.
Moog Unhappy Icon Legos? Okay that’s not even the right episode. I better get to those lessons fast!

Moog Pt. 2 Edit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon Hey Moe, what gives?
Homer Serious Icon I got your clothes back, why am I still upright? Make with the beer!
Moog Icon Easy there, Chum-bo! I’ll see to your befuddle-tation toot-sweet!
Moog Happy Icon An extra-tall glass of Moloko Plus!
Moog Icon The “plus” is grain alcohol and Claritin.
Homer Icon *gulp gulp*
Homer Icon Another round for my–
Homer Passedout Icon *snore*
Moog Icon Now that everything is copa-set and hunky-dor, I think I’ll head out for a night of rumble-scrap!

Moog Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Moog Unhappy Icon I've been ferreting for a set-to all night!
Moog Icon My gouging thumbs are all twitchy-wicket!
Moog Unhappy Icon *sigh* Guess it’s just another night of tote-bag-snatchings, followed by the old sort and suds.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Moog Unhappy Icon Perhaps this is a sign that I’m getting too old for fightin’ and fracki.
Moog Unhappy Icon Well, this and the, uh, pee-pee trouble.

Moog Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Moog Icon Wait a minute!
Moog Icon I know the abso-tive sure way to cure the glug blues...
Moog Happy Icon A bit of the Ole In-Out!

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Moog Icon Lookity-lookity! It’s Mr. Burnsy’s Manse. Having a little shindig, eh.
Moog Happy Icon Ripe for a nice Home Invado! I’ve been craving a little pound and pilfer.

Moog Pt. 5 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Mask Icon Welcome to my erotic masquerade. Will you be joining the orgy or just blocking the view?
Moog Icon Guess again, you moth-eaten Geez-O!
Moog Icon I’m here to cause a havoc and–-
Moog Unhappy Icon Why are you naked except for that weird mask over your hush-hush stuff?
Mr. Burns Mask Icon I’m only wearing a mask on my face.
Moog Unhappy Icon Oh. So, that’s your actual...never mind!
Moog Unhappy Icon Prepare to be clonked and burgled-–
Moog Unhappy Icon I’m sorry, but that is really disturbing. Can one of the view blockers stand in front of the old guy?

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Moog Icon Whoa! Is that hummies and peetie-bread. Oh man, I’m starved.
Mr. Burns Mask Icon Why don’t you grab a plate, take your clothes off and join us?
Mr. Burns Mask Icon If you don’t ruin my gala, I won’t have to set my dogs on you.
Moog Icon It’s a dealio. If I’d a known straight life was full of free chow and naked chippies, I woulda cleaned up anyos ago.
Mr. Burns Mask Icon By the way, tonight’s orgy benefits adult illiteracy so get out your checkbook!
Moog Icon Yeah, that ain’t gonna happen.
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