This article is about the quest chain. For the costume, see Moog.

Moog is a questline released on October 16, 2014 during the Treehouse of Horror XXV Event. This quest is unlocked when the player collected all the parts of Moe's costume and answered the trivia question.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Triggered By Time
Moog Pt. 1 Make Moog Take Glug Language Lessons Moog 4h
Moog Pt. 2 Make Moog Go Looking for Ultra Violence Moog 24h
Moog Pt. 3 Make Moog Do Laundry at the Brown House Moog 60m
Moog Pt. 4 Make Moog Go For a Bit of In-Out (x12) Moog 6s
Moog Pt. 5 Make Mr. Burns Host Erotic Masquerade
Make Moog Invade Mr. Burns Mansion
Moog 1d12h
12h

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Moog Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Moog Happy Icon.png Well-ee, well-ee, well well well. Moog here, back for one more night of Bananarama.
Moog Unhappy Icon.png Bananarama? Wait, that sounds like something a stupid little kid would say.
Moog Icon.png I meant to say was Nogginy-Bogginy.
Moog Icon.png Geez, I better brush up on me gluggish slang.
Moog Icon.png I gotta sound authentico for my night of fisticuffery and the breaking of Leg-os.
Moog Unhappy Icon.png Legos? Okay that’s not even the right episode. I better get to those lessons fast!

Moog Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon.png Hey Moe, what gives?
Homer Serious Icon.png I got your clothes back, why am I still upright? Make with the beer!
Moog Icon.png Easy there, Chum-bo! I’ll see to your befuddle-tation toot-sweet!
Moog Happy Icon.png An extra-tall glass of Moloko Plus!
Moog Icon.png The “plus” is grain alcohol and Claritin.
Homer Icon.png *gulp gulp*
Homer Icon.png Another round for my–
Homer Passedout Icon.png *snore*
Moog Icon.png Now that everything is copa-set and hunky-dor, I think I’ll head out for a night of rumble-scrap!

Moog Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Moog Unhappy Icon.png I've been ferreting for a set-to all night!
Moog Icon.png My gouging thumbs are all twitchy-wicket!
Moog Unhappy Icon.png *sigh* Guess it’s just another night of tote-bag-snatchings, followed by the old sort and suds.

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Moog Unhappy Icon.png Perhaps this is a sign that I’m getting too old for fightin’ and fracki.
Moog Unhappy Icon.png Well, this and the, uh, pee-pee trouble.

Moog Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Moog Icon.png Wait a minute!
Moog Icon.png I know the abso-tive sure way to cure the glug blues...
Moog Happy Icon.png A bit of the Ole In-Out!

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Moog Icon.png Lookity-lookity! It’s Mr. Burnsy’s Manse. Having a little shindig, eh.
Moog Happy Icon.png Ripe for a nice Home Invado! I’ve been craving a little pound and pilfer.

Moog Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Mr. Burns Mask Icon.png Welcome to my erotic masquerade. Will you be joining the orgy or just blocking the view?
Moog Icon.png Guess again, you moth-eaten Geez-O!
Moog Icon.png I’m here to cause a havoc and–-
Moog Unhappy Icon.png Why are you naked except for that weird mask over your hush-hush stuff?
Mr. Burns Mask Icon.png I’m only wearing a mask on my face.
Moog Unhappy Icon.png Oh. So, that’s your actual...never mind!
Moog Unhappy Icon.png Prepare to be clonked and burgled-–
Moog Unhappy Icon.png I’m sorry, but that is really disturbing. Can one of the view blockers stand in front of the old guy?

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Moog Icon.png Whoa! Is that hummies and peetie-bread. Oh man, I’m starved.
Mr. Burns Mask Icon.png Why don’t you grab a plate, take your clothes off and join us?
Mr. Burns Mask Icon.png If you don’t ruin my gala, I won’t have to set my dogs on you.
Moog Icon.png It’s a dealio. If I’d a known straight life was full of free chow and naked chippies, I woulda cleaned up anyos ago.
Mr. Burns Mask Icon.png By the way, tonight’s orgy benefits adult illiteracy so get out your checkbook!
Moog Icon.png Yeah, that ain’t gonna happen.
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