Monster Physique is a limited-time side questline that was released on October 17, 2018, for Act 2 of the Treehouse of Horror XXIX Event. It requires the character She-Wolf.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Monster Physique Pt. 1 Make She-Wolf Learn About Vegetarian Lifestyle 4h Cash100
Experience10
She-Wolf
Monster Physique Pt. 2 Make She-Wolf Go for a Run 8h Cash100
Experience10
She-Wolf
Monster Physique Pt. 3 Make She-Wolf Do a Primal Workout 4h Cash100
Experience10
She-Wolf
Monster Physique Pt. 4 Make She-Wolf Return to Primal Ways 8h Cash200
Experience20
She-Wolf

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Monster Physique Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

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Character Dialogue
She-Wolf Sad Icon.png After chewing on so many Springfield tubbos, I’m really feeling bloated.
She-Wolf Happy Icon.png I think it’s time for me to cut down on meat-eating.
Squeaky Voice Teen Scared Icon.png You could have just told me that without attacking me and pinning me down.
She-Wolf Sad Icon.png I didn't think of that. I'm new at this vegetarian thing.

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No dialogue.

Monster Physique Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
She-Wolf Sad Icon.png I’m a little unsure about this vegetarian thing. Is a squirrel a vegetable? Is your brain?
Squeaky Voice Teen Scared Icon.png No, no! My brain is way high in cholesterol and oxidants.
She-Wolf Happy Icon.png I like you. You should be my health consultant!
Squeaky Voice Teen Scared Icon.png Okay. I suggest you get some exercise and go for a good run.
She-Wolf Icon.png Where should I run?
Squeaky Voice Teen Scared Icon.png Far away from me.

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No dialogue.

Monster Physique Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
She-Wolf Icon.png That was a nice run, but I need more if I’m going to get down to my ideal killing weight.
Gil Selling Icon.png Try my primal workout plan! It's perfect to help you unleash the beast!
Gil Happy Icon.png It'll only cost you a hundred donuts!
She-Wolf Devious Icon.png You'll give it to me free or I'll get my primal workout tearing you apart!
Gil Sad Icon.png Here you go. Ol' Gil's going primal too...living on the street.

End[edit | edit source]

No dialogue.

Monster Physique Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
She-Wolf Sad Icon.png I’m trying to get healthy, but I just feel drained all the time.
Dr. Hibbert Icon.png I'm not a vet, and not really much of a doctor, but I’d say it has to do with your sudden change in diet.
Dr. Hibbert Sad Icon.png If you don't eat meat again, you might return to regular human form.
She-Wolf Surprised Icon.png Anything but that! I can’t go back to having to shave my legs! I can't!
Dr. Hibbert Happy Icon.png My official prescription is vitamins. My unofficial is...unsuspecting victims. *chuckles*

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Character Dialogue
She-Wolf Happy Icon.png I feel so much better! I feel alive!!
Squeaky Voice Teen Sad Icon.png I thought I was your health consultant.
She-Wolf Devious Icon.png You were, and now you're helping me have a balanced diet.
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