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Monetization Liberation is a limited time questline that was released on June 30, 2015, during the 4th July 2015 Event.

QuestsEdit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Monetization Liberation Pt. 1 Make Homer “Safety Inspect” Fireworks 4h Cash100, XP10 Auto
Monetization Liberation Pt. 2 Make Lisa Try to Solve the Latest Crisis
Make Homer Play Happy Little Elves
4h
4h
Cash100, XP10
Kang If the player doesn't have it
Lisa
Monetization Liberation Pt. 3 Make Kang Activate the Death Ray 4h Cash100, XP10 Kang
Monetization Liberation Pt. 4 Make Homer Trash Talk a Fellow Gamer 12h Cash100, XP10 Kang
Monetization Liberation Pt. 5 Make Homer Friend Request Kang 4h Cash100, XP10 Kang
Monetization Liberation Pt. 6 Make Springfielders Send Kang Elf Berries (x10) 4h Cash100, XP10 Lisa
Monetization Liberation Pt. 7 Make Kang 8-Hour Evil Laugh 8h Cash100, XP10
1 Patriotic Box of Fireworks
Kang

DialogueEdit

Monetization Liberation Pt. 1Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Homer Happy Icon "It's the 4th of July! Time to grab my secret stash of illegal fireworks from their hiding place!"
Lisa Alarmed Icon "You kept a box of fireworks hidden behind the basement furnace?"
Homer Icon "Yes, but, see, I put this this heavy can of gasoline on top of the box, so that if any ka-booms happened, the explodey parts wouldn't be able to get out. Safe!"
Lisa Nagging Icon "You're a nuclear safety engineer, right?"
Homer Confused Icon "...*Long Pause*"
Homer Icon "Yes."
Lisa Deadpan Icon "You had to think about that a long time."
Homer Icon "I did. Anyway, time to “inspect” some of these little guys in the backyard! Ka-boom!"

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon "You're not really “inspecting” those fireworks so much as you are “lighting them with a match held in your teeth.”"
Homer Icon "That's how the pros do it."
Homer Icon "Anyway, the only way to properly test fireworks is to set off so many the sky shines like a beacon!"
Kang Icon "...a beacon that is easily noticeable by any Class IX Rigellian Battle Cruisers that happen to be passing through your pathetic solar system!"

Monetization Liberation Pt. 2Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Shocked Icon "Kodos!
Kang Angry Icon "It's Kang! Not all Rigellians look alike, you know. That's super-insulting. Super-duper-times-infinity insulting, oh tiny human intellect!"
Lisa Icon "Sorry. Kind of sensitive about that, aren't you?"
Kang Icon "Silence! *Long Pause* Please."
Kang Icon "Just because your vile species is about to be death-rayed out of existence, that's no reason for me to be rude. So, please be silent, you insignificant worm."
Lisa Alarmed Icon "You're going to destroy our planet? Why?"
Kang Icon "That series of explosions you just sent up is Intergalactic Signal Light Morse Code for “please obliterate my irrelevant planet immediately.”"
Lisa Shocked Icon "We take it back! Dad, tell the nice alien we take it back!"
Lisa Confused Icon "Dad?"
At this point, the player will see Kang beeing unlocked if he doesn't have it already.
 
— Editor's Message


Monetization Liberation Pt. 3Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Shouting Icon "Dad!
Homer Icon "Huh? Oh, sorry, sweetie. I was just playing the “Happy Little Elves” game on my phone. It's super-addictive."
Kang Icon "I know, right? So good..."
Homer Icon "I didn't realize aliens played it too!"
Kang Icon "It just came out in the Palm O.S. app store two days ago. For some reason, we always get stuff late."
Lisa Icon "Uh, maybe because nobody still uses Palm phones."
Kang Icon "All on Rigel use Palm! Palm is the superior form of mobile telephony! All hail Palm!"
Kang Icon "Now I must use my Palm to program in the coordinates for the death ray strike! Prepare to perish!"

Monetization Liberation Pt. 4Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Kang Icon "Okay, Kang. Time to program that death ray. Work, work, work."
Kang Icon "Hmm... maybe just a few minutes with the Happy Little Elves game first. Just a quick visit to my town. Then, I'll get some serious work done."
Homer Serious Icon "Look at Kang's town! He's been playing just two days, and it's already way cooler than mine!"
Homer Sarcastic Icon "He must be spending a fortune! And spending lots of money to rush builds is a form of cheating."
Homer Happy Icon "Er, but not when you do it, Sky Finger. Go on splashing that cash."

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Kang Icon "What's this? A message from a fellow Happy Little Elves player?"
Kang Icon "Wow. That is... a whole lot of misspelled profanity."

Monetization Liberation Pt. 5Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Kang Angry Icon "How dare you question my spending habits, human spendthrift! Now I will program my death ray to wipe your kind from the galaxy!"
Homer Icon "Weren't you supposed to do that hours ago?"
Kang Angry Icon "I know! But this holiday event demands the constant attention of my vastly superior intelligence! Blast these mobile games!"
Homer Icon "Hey! If we're elf-friends we can gift each other berries to get through the event faster! I can't seem to buy them anymore."
Marge Angry Icon "I had to put the parental locks on. You kept maxing out the credit cards!"

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Homer Icon "Look, Lisa! Kang friended me! You remember Kang, right?"
Lisa Deadpan Icon "Big green guy? About to murder you and everyone you love?"
Professor Frink Icon "Great glayvin! If Kang friended Homer, there may be a way to use the connection to hack into the Rigellian Master Computer!"
Lisa Deadpan Icon "You mean, like they did in “Independence Day?” Wasn't that the dumbest plot point in an already-dumb movie?"
Professor Frink Icon "It certainly was! I hope it works as implausibly for us as it did for them!"

Monetization Liberation Pt. 6Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Professor Frink Icon "Good news! I have cloned Homer's account to every mobile device in Springfield! And loaded them all with elf berries."
Professor Frink Icon "If we all spam Kang's phone with elf berries, we can crash the alien computer network!"
Lisa Surprised Icon "Quick, everyone! Execute this idiotic plan that was devised by lazy writers who have absolutely no clue how computers work!"
Lisa Icon "They're unwillingness to come up with a more believable twist to this story may just save us all!"

Jobs StartedEdit

Character Dialogue
Kang Icon "What's this? An influx of elf berries!"
Kang Icon "I'll use them to buy more gold, usurious exchange rate be damned!"

Monetization Liberation Pt. 7Edit

Character Dialogue
Kang Scared Icon "Great Krandor's tentacles! The influx of elf berries has overloaded my entire system! Not that that makes any sense whatsoever!"
Lisa Surprised Icon "Look, Kang's UFO is falling from the sky!"
Homer Woohoo Icon "Woo-hoo! We did it!"
Homer Sarcastic Icon "Now to do the only thing Americans still do well: channel all our rage at illegal aliens."
Quimby Stern Icon "Hold on, now. There's some paperwork involved in kicking aliens out of the country. Shouldn't require more than fifteen years or so."
Kang Icon "Foolish humans! It was my plan all along to get trapped here by your painfully slow bureaucracy."
Kang Icon "Also, I'm going to take all your jobs! We Rigellians work cheap!"
Kang Singing Icon "And with all these elf berries, I shall dominate your Happy Little Elf leaderboards for all time!!!!"
For saving Springfield, have a Patriotic Box of Fireworks on the house.
 
— In-Game Message


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