Make Respectable Moe Dine at the Truffle Make Homer Dine at the Truffle Make Marge Dine at the Truffle
100 10
Moe's New Suit Pt.3
Make Respectable Moe Clean the Tavern
100 10
Moe's New Suit Pt.4
Make Respectable Moe Distill 15-Year-Old Whiskey
100 10
Dialogue[]
Moe's New Suit Part 1[]
Character
"What's this? A suit! And in my thin-shouldered hunch-backed Quasimodo size!"
"Wow Moe! When you wear it, it looks like you're standing up straight!"
"That's because I AM standing up straight. For the first time in my life I've got self-loathing!"
"You mean "self-confidence"?"
"Yeah, that one. I'm just so used to saying the other.
Moe's New Suit Part 2[]
Character
"You know Marge, I think things are looking up for Moe."
"I’m just glad to see him doing something other than leering at me from a bush."
"Hey Moe! Marge and I were thinking of going out for a bite. Normally we wouldn’t invite you on account of you being unpleasant and unpresentable and… well, you, know, you. But now you’ve got that suit, we don’t mind being seen with you in public."
"That’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me."
"So what do you say we grab dinner at Luigi’s?"
"Screw that! Let’s go someplace fancy!"
"Um… okay."
"And we’ll get drinks and appetizers and entrees and desserts!"
"I don’t know…"
"And the whole dinner will be your treat!"
"Maybe this isn’t such a good idea."
"Too late! I already called ahead and ordered one of everything on the menu."
Moe's New Suit Part 3[]
This part of the conversation occurs before Respectable Moe has Cleaned the Tavern.
Character
"Thanks for dinner, guys."
"You’re more than welcome Moe. It’s so nice to see you looking so slick. Is there “someone special” we don’t know about?"
"No. This suit can do a lot of things, but even it can’t make me attractive to dames."
This part of the conversation occurs after Respectable Moe has Cleaned the Tavern.
Character
"Wow, the bar looks great all cleaned up! I never knew it has brass rails. Or a floor."
"Yeah, but I still haven’t met anyone. Where are all the women in this town?"
"I hear you, buddy – it took me 15 levels to find Marge!"
"*sigh* It’s like I’m trapped in a world created by a bunch of writers who don’t know anything about women."
Moe's New Suit Part 4[]
Character
"There’s a saying – unlucky at love, lucky at getting drunk. I’m going to distill some 15-year-old whiskey. Let’s hope it doesn’t actually take 15 years, like that growing corn at Cletus’ Farm job."