Hey howya doin', ya stupid jerk
 
— Moe's unlock message


Moe Szyslak is the second Business Owner unlocked, preceded by Comic Book Guy, and followed by Luigi, Lugash, and Roscoe (who is no longer obtainable). He is unlocked when the player builds his tavern, along with Marge.

About[edit | edit source]

Momar "Moe" Szyslak (pronounced "seez-lack") or Morris "Moe" Syzlak, also known as Moe the Bartender prior to Season 6, (born November 24 1936) is the proprietor and bartender of "Moe's Tavern", a Springfield bar frequented by Homer and his friends. He is of Polish descent, although himself states to come from a family of Dutch immigrants. He has once stated that he moved to Springfield from Holland. He also owns Moe's Bagels in Colorado.

Moe is portrayed as often irritable and rude to all except his bar friends Homer, Lenny, and Carl, whom he sometimes treats as respected customers as opposed to his everyday drunks like Barney. His easy-to-lose harsh temper usually turns down women and finding a girlfriend for Moe has therefore been a running joke, from indulged sexual abstinence to unsuccessful suicide attempts to dating generally rejected women.

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Jobs[edit | edit source]

Regular Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Visual
Watch Yoga Class Yoga Mats1
Experience3
8m L.A. Body Works Nope.png
Shop at the Kwik-E-Mart Cash70
Experience17
60m Kwik-E-Mart Nope.png
Lease a Shotgun Cash110
Experience27
2h Ordnance Express Nope.png
Eat at the Singing Sirloin Cash135
Experience35
3h Singing Sirloin Nope.png
Visit the Track Cash135
Experience35
3h Springfield Downs Nope.png
Gather Glass Glass Currency Icon.png10 3h Glass Depot Check.png
Visit Jake's Unisex Hair Palace Cash175
Experience45
4h Jake's Unisex Hair Palace Nope.png
Smuggle Endangered Species Cash275
Experience70
8h - Check.png
Serve Drinks Cash350
Experience90
10h Moe's Tavern Nope.png
Spy on Midge Cash420
Experience100
12h Shrub or Burning Bush Check.png
Work at Gaming Moe's Cash500
Experience125
16h Gaming Moe's Nope.png
Write Epic Poetry Cash750
Experience200
16h Moe's House Nope.png
Water Down Beer Cash600
Experience150
24h Moe's Tavern Nope.png

Event's Quest Based Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Box Cash220
Experience54
2h Willie AND Moe's Tavern Raging Boob Pt. 5 Nope.png
Argue Online Cash275
Experience70
8h Moe's Tavern The End of the Beginning Pt. 13 Nope.png
Declare Lucius as his Insurance Beneficiary Cash275
Experience70
8h Moe's Tavern Raging Boob Pt. 4 Nope.png
Sell Soilant Red On Tap Cash275
Experience70
8h Moe's Tavern Claw & Order Pt. 6 Nope.png
Tear Up Homer's Bar Tab Cash420
Experience100
12h Moe's Tavern The End of the Beginning Pt. 8 Nope.png
Tag Along Because He is Bored Cash500
Experience110
16h Ayn Rand School for Tots The End of the Beginning Pt. 13 Nope.png
Train on His Own Cash600
Experience150
24h Moe's Tavern Raging Boob Pt. 2 Nope.png

Quest Based Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Wallow in Depression Cash70
Experience17
60m Moe's Tavern Social Engineering Pt. 4 Nope.png
Drink At The Black Box Cash110
Experience27
2h Little Black Box Black Box Black Out Nope.png
Attend Court Hearing Cash175
Experience45
4h Court House Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 7 Nope.png
Try A Muffin Cash175
Experience45
4h Much Ado About Muffins Much Ado About Muffins Nope.png
Eat at Luigi's Cash275
Experience70
8h Luigi's Running with the Bullies Pt. 16 Nope.png
Eat at the Frying Dutchman Cash275
Experience70
8h The Frying Dutchman The Frying Dutchman Pt. 1 Nope.png
Go to Stu's Disco Cash275
Experience70
8h Stu's Disco Saturday Night Fever Pt.4 Nope.png
Smuggle in Alligators Cash275
Experience70
8h Moe's Tavern Stunt Force Trauma Pt. 4 Nope.png
Eat at Fleet-A-Pita Cash420
Experience100
12h Fleet-A-Pita Van The Investorettes Pt. 3/4 Nope.png
Spook Patrons at Pimento Grove Cash420
Experience100
12h Pimento Grove Climbing Up to the D-List Pt. 4 Nope.png
Storm Police Station Cash420
Experience100
12h Police Station Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 5 Nope.png
Check in with Fat Tony Cash420
Experience100
12h Businessman's Social Club Running With The Bullies Pt. 11 Nope.png
Protest Cash600
Experience150
24h Channel 6 Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4 Nope.png
Serve Time Cash600
Experience150
24h Springfield Penitentiary Crackdown Pt. 2 Nope.png
Do a Slanderous Documentary on Lurleen Cash825
Experience210
1d,12h Channel 6 Country on the Inside Pt. 4 Nope.png

Limited Time

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Buy Fireworks Cash70
Experience17
60m Kwik-E-Mart Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 3/8/11 Nope.png
Attend a Wake for Thanksgiving Cash175
Experience45 
4h Simpson House Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 5 Nope.png
Eat at a Restaurant Gift Cards17
Experience45 
4h Restaurants Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 10 Check.png
Enjoy a Beer Gift Cards17
Experience45 
4h Moe's Tavern Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 11 Nope.png
Drink Craft Beer Cash175
Experience45
4h O'Flanagan's Pub O'Flan-again Pt. 4 & Pt. 5 Nope.png
Shop for Loved Ones Gift Cards22
Experience55 
6h Shops Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 12 Check.png
Overeat Gift Cards27
Experience70
8h Restaurants Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 14 Check.png
Drink Too Much Gift Cards27
Experience70
8h Moe's Tavern Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 15 Nope.png
Hunt for the Simpsons Gift Cards27
Experience70
8h Homes Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 18 Check.png
Hunt for Turkeys Cash420
Experience100
12h Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 4 Check.png
Stampede Stores Gift Cards42
Experience100
12h Shops Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 16 Check.png
Enjoy a St. Patrick’s Beer Bash Cash500
Experience110
16h O'Flanagan's Pub Dye The Town Green Pt. 6 Nope.png
Train for St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash Cash600
Experience150
24h O'Flanagan's Pub Training Day Pt. 1 Nope.png
Hunt Bunnies with Prejudice Eggs55
Experience200
1d 8h - Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 11 Check.png

Quotes[edit | edit source]

When Selected When sent on a good job When sent on a bad job When collecting from a job
"Aw, that's great..." "Yeah!" "Ah jeez!" "I mean, come on now here!"
"Ey!" "Whoa-ho Yeah!"
"*Sigh*"
Whoa!"

Costumes[edit | edit source]

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • Moe's 8-hour job Smuggle Endangered Species originally took place in Moe's Tavern, where Moe would run with his panda to the bar. This job was since updated, and Moe now simply walks around with the panda on his back.
    • The job and the fact that it is visual are a reference to the episode "Cape Feare", where Moe is shown briefly to be running a Panda-smuggling operation in his back room. Later, in "The Springfield Files", he is again smuggling endangered animals, only this time it is a very large whale.
  • In the Treehouse of Horror XXIV Event, Moe's name was mentioned whenever a community prize was collected. Example: Everybody has helped obtain [x-amount] GOO, even Moe!
  • Caveman Moe is not a costume; he is a separate playable character.

Gallery[edit | edit source]

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