Moe

“	Hey howya doin', ya stupid jerk	”
	— Moe's unlock message

Moe Szyslak is the second Business Owner unlocked, preceded by Comic Book Guy, and followed by Luigi, Lugash, and Roscoe. He is unlocked when the player builds his tavern, along with Marge.

About[]

Momar "Moe" Szyslak (pronounced "seez-lack") or Morris "Moe" Syzlak, also known as Moe the Bartender prior to Season 6, (born November 24 1927) is the proprietor and bartender of "Moe's Tavern", a Springfield bar frequented by Homer and his friends. He is of Polish descent, although himself states to come from a family of Dutch immigrants. He has once stated that he moved to Springfield from Holland. He also owns Moe's Bagels in Colorado.

Moe is portrayed as often irritable and rude to all except his bar friends Homer, Lenny, and Carl, whom he sometimes treats as respected customers as opposed to his everyday drunks like Barney. His easy-to-lose harsh temper usually turns down women and finding a girlfriend for Moe has therefore been a running joke, from indulged sexual abstinence to unsuccessful suicide attempts to dating generally rejected women.

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Jobs[]

Regular[]

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires
Watch Yoga Class	1 3	8m	L.A. Body Works
Shop at the Kwik-E-Mart	70 17	60m	Kwik-E-Mart
Lease a Shotgun	110 27	2h	Ordnance Express
Console Foosball "Players" With Drinks	135 35	3h	Human Foosball Table
Eat at the Singing Sirloin	135 35	3h	Singing Sirloin
Visit the Track	135 35	3h	Springfield Downs
Gather Glass	10	3h	Glass Depot
Visit Jake's Unisex Hair Palace	175 45	4h	Jake's Unisex Hair Palace
Go Knife Shopping	175 45	4h	Mirrored It's a Wonderful Knife
Smuggle Endangered Species	275 70	8h	-
Serve Drinks	350 90	10h	Moe's Tavern
Spy on Midge	420 100	12h	Shrub or Burning Bush
Work at Gaming Moe's	500 125	16h	Gaming Moe's
Write Epic Poetry	750 200	16h	Moe's House
Water Down Beer	600 150	24h	Moe's Tavern

Event Quest Based[]

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest
Box	220 54	2h	Willie AND Moe's Tavern	Raging Boob Pt. 5
Argue Online	275 70	8h	Moe's Tavern	The End of the Beginning Pt. 13
Declare Lucius as his Insurance Beneficiary	275 70	8h	Moe's Tavern	Raging Boob Pt. 4
Sell Soilant Red On Tap	275 70	8h	Moe's Tavern	Claw & Order Pt. 6
Tear Up Homer's Bar Tab	420 100	12h	Moe's Tavern	The End of the Beginning Pt. 8
Tag Along Because He is Bored	500 110	16h	Ayn Rand School for Tots	The End of the Beginning Pt. 13
Train on His Own	600 150	24h	Moe's Tavern	Raging Boob Pt. 2

Quest Based[]

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest
Wallow in Depression	70 17	60m	Moe's Tavern	Social Engineering Pt. 4
Drink At The Black Box	110 27	2h	Little Black Box	Black Box Black Out
Attend Court Hearing	175 45	4h	Court House	Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 7
Try A Muffin	175 45	4h	Much Ado About Muffins	Much Ado About Muffins
Eat at Luigi's	275 70	8h	Luigi's	Running with the Bullies Pt. 16
Eat at the Frying Dutchman	275 70	8h	The Frying Dutchman	The Frying Dutchman Pt. 1
Go to Stu's Disco	275 70	8h	Stu's Disco	Saturday Night Fever Pt.4
Smuggle in Alligators	275 70	8h	Moe's Tavern	Stunt Force Trauma Pt. 4
Eat at Fleet-A-Pita	420 100	12h	Fleet-A-Pita Van	The Investorettes Pt. 3/4
Spook Patrons at Pimento Grove	420 100	12h	Pimento Grove	Climbing Up to the D-List Pt. 4
Storm Police Station	420 100	12h	Police Station	Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 5
Check in with Fat Tony	420 100	12h	Businessman's Social Club	Running With The Bullies Pt. 11
Protest	600 150	24h	Channel 6	Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4
Serve Time	600 150	24h	Springfield Penitentiary	Crackdown Pt. 2
Do a Slanderous Documentary on Lurleen	825 210	1d,12h	Channel 6	Country on the Inside Pt. 4

Limited Time[]

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest
Buy Fireworks	70 17	60m	Kwik-E-Mart	Rocket's Red Glare Pt. 3/8/11
Attend a Wake for Thanksgiving	175 45	4h	Simpson House	Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 5
Eat at a Restaurant	17 45	4h	Restaurants	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 10
Enjoy a Beer	17 45	4h	Moe's Tavern	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 11
Drink Craft Beer	175 45	4h	O'Flanagan's Pub	O'Flan-again Pt. 4 & Pt. 5
Shop for Loved Ones	22 55	6h	Shops	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 12
Overeat	27 70	8h	Restaurants	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 14
Drink Too Much	27 70	8h	Moe's Tavern	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 15
Hunt for the Simpsons	27 70	8h	Homes	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 18
Hunt for Turkeys	420 100	12h		Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 4
Stampede Stores	42 100	12h	Shops	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 16
Enjoy a St. Patrick’s Beer Bash	500 110	16h	O'Flanagan's Pub	Dye The Town Green Pt. 6
Train for St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash	600 150	24h	O'Flanagan's Pub	Training Day Pt. 1
Hunt Bunnies with Prejudice	55 200	1d 8h	-	Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins Pt. 11

Quotes[]

When Selected	When sent on a good job	When sent on a bad job	When collecting from a job
"Aw, that's great..."	"Yeah!"	"Ah jeez!"	"I mean, come on now here!"
"Ey!"			"Whoa-ho Yeah!"
"Sigh"
Whoa!"

Costumes[]

Trivia[]

Moe's 8-hour job Smuggle Endangered Species originally took place in Moe's Tavern, where Moe would run with his panda to the bar. This job was since updated, and Moe now simply walks around with the panda on his back.
- The job and the fact that it is visual are a reference to the episode "Cape Feare", where Moe is shown briefly to be running a Panda-smuggling operation in his back room. Later, in "The Springfield Files", he is again smuggling endangered animals, only this time it is a very large whale.
In the Treehouse of Horror XXIV Event, Moe's name was mentioned whenever a community prize was collected. Example: Everybody has helped obtain [x-amount] GOO, even Moe!
Caveman Moe is not a costume; he is a separate playable character.
Both Moe and Bart say "Ah, jeez" when they're sent on a bad job.

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