Miranda Rights is a 4-part questline. It unlocks Wiggum and the Police Station.


A list of all the included quests are listed below:

Quest Requirements Given by Time Reward
Miranda Rights Pt. 1 Build the Police Station Apu Cash100
Unlock: Wiggum
Miranda Rights Pt. 2 Make Wiggum Patrol Springfield Apu 8h Cash100
Miranda Rights Pt. 3 Make Wiggum Eat at Krusty Burger Wiggum 30m Cash100
Miranda Rights Pt. 4 Make Wiggum Patrol Springfield Lisa 8h Cash100


Miranda Rights Pt. 1Edit

Character Dialogue
Apu Icon "We need to rebuild the Police Station."
"I've been robbed ten times today --"
'"that's twice as much as usual!"

Miranda Rights Pt. 2Edit

Character Dialogue
Apu Icon "Chief Wiggum, the state of crime in this town is bad. Bombay bad."
Lisa Icon "Speaking as a law-and-order Democrat, I say we need more police on the streets."
Wiggum Icon "Eddie, Lou, come in, over."
"Eddie? Lou?"
"I need you to do something so I don't have to, over."
"I'm super lazy, over."
"Aw man, I guess I'll actually have to do my job."

Miranda Rights Pt. 3Edit

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Icon *wheeze* "I gotta eat better."
"I know, I'll get a Krusty shake... for calcium."
"Calcium's a health thing, right?"

Miranda Rights Pt. 4Edit

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon "Chief Wiggum, aren't you supposed to be patrolling Springfield?"
Wiggum Icon "Absolutely. And do you see any crime here at the Krusty burger?"
"No, you don't!"
"Don't look by the register, there's a robbery going on."
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