| Quest
| Requirements
| Time
| Reward
| Triggered By
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| Middle American Werewolf in Springfield Pt. 1
| Make Werewolf Flanders Attack Teenagers
| 8h
|  100
10
| Ned
|
| Middle American Werewolf in Springfield Pt. 2
| Make Werewolf Flanders Act Like a Teenager
| 12h
| 100
10
| Ned
|
| Middle American Werewolf in Springfield Pt. 3
| Make Werewolf Flanders Teach Kearney to Read
| 4h
| 100
10
| Ned
|
| Middle American Werewolf in Springfield Pt. 4
| Make Werewolf Flanders Chase Cars
| 8h
| 100
10
| Ned
|
| Middle American Werewolf in Springfield Pt. 5
| Make Werewolf Flanders Hide From Angry Youth
| 24h
| 100
10
| Ned
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
|
| Grr! Prey! Grr. Pray! Grr. Prey! Grr! Pray!
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| Character
| Dialogue
|
|
| Grrrr!
|
|
| Whoa! Wolf teeth! You don't usually see that kind of killing power from a guy in a sweater.
|
|
| Except for Shelbyville's murderin' Grampa. That guy was all about sweaters.
|
|
| Dude, you should totally hang with us!
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
|
| Werewolf dude, you're going to love hanging with us. We do a lot of cool things.
|
|
| Rrr-rr.
|
|
| Like hanging out and looking sullen.
|
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| Yeah, no one rocks sullen like we do.
|
|
| On a good day, we can even crank it up to “angst-ridden”.
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
|
| What other cool werewolf stuff can you do? Ever kill anyone? If it was me, I'd never stop killing people!
|
|
| I've killed illiteracy by teaching people to read. That's something right?
|
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| It's totally lame! Just to prove how lame it is, why don't you teach me?
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
|
| Let's egg some cars!
|
|
| Werewolf dude doesn't do lame stuff like that! He says it's a waste of unborn chickens.
|
|
| He's right. Birth begins at laying!
|
|
| Too bad. There goes a car right now!
|
|
| GRRR!!!
|
| Character
| Dialogue
|
|
| You're cool, werewolf guy. I dig the mustache. Reminds me of my aunt and everyone says she's totally handsome.
|
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| Werewolf, are you hitting on Shauna? She's our girlfriend! We had the winning bid on eBay!
|
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| I like, set the minimum bid too low. Shauna has self-esteem problems.
|
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| We were just talking. I don't even want a girlfriend. I'd like to move right to wife and avoid the immoral dating.
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| Don't reason with us. Our brains don't do that! Let's beat him up now and figure out the reason for it after!
|
100 
10
