Middle American Werewolf in Springfield is a side questline that was released on November 1, 2016, 2016 for the Treehouse of Horror XXVII Event. It requires Werewolf Flanders, a costume for Ned.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Middle American Werewolf in Springfield Pt. 1 Make Werewolf Flanders Attack Teenagers 8h Cash100
Experience10
Ned
Middle American Werewolf in Springfield Pt. 2 Make Werewolf Flanders Act Like a Teenager 12h Cash100
Experience10
Ned
Middle American Werewolf in Springfield Pt. 3 Make Werewolf Flanders Teach Kearney to Read 4h Cash100
Experience10
Ned
Middle American Werewolf in Springfield Pt. 4 Make Werewolf Flanders Chase Cars 8h Cash100
Experience10
Ned
Middle American Werewolf in Springfield Pt. 5 Make Werewolf Flanders Hide From Angry Youth 24h Cash100
Experience10
Ned

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Middle American Werewolf in Springfield Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Werewolf Flanders Annoyed Icon.png Grr! Prey! Grr. Pray! Grr. Prey! Grr! Pray!

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Werewolf Flanders Annoyed Icon.png Grrrr!
Jimbo Icon.png Whoa! Wolf teeth! You don't usually see that kind of killing power from a guy in a sweater.
Dolph Icon.png Except for Shelbyville's murderin' Grampa. That guy was all about sweaters.
Nelson Happy Icon.png Dude, you should totally hang with us!

Middle American Werewolf in Springfield Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Nelson Happy Icon.png Werewolf dude, you're going to love hanging with us. We do a lot of cool things.
Werewolf Flanders Icon.png Rrr-rr.
Jimbo Icon.png Like hanging out and looking sullen.
Dolph Icon.png Yeah, no one rocks sullen like we do.
Nelson Icon.png On a good day, we can even crank it up to “angst-ridden”.

Middle American Werewolf in Springfield Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Jimbo Icon.png What other cool werewolf stuff can you do? Ever kill anyone? If it was me, I'd never stop killing people!
Werewolf Flanders Icon.png I've killed illiteracy by teaching people to read. That's something right?
Kearney Icon.png It's totally lame! Just to prove how lame it is, why don't you teach me?

Middle American Werewolf in Springfield Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Nelson Icon.png Let's egg some cars!
Jimbo Icon.png Werewolf dude doesn't do lame stuff like that! He says it's a waste of unborn chickens.
Werewolf Flanders Icon.png He's right. Birth begins at laying!
Nelson Icon.png Too bad. There goes a car right now!
Werewolf Flanders Happy Icon.png GRRR!!!

Middle American Werewolf in Springfield Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Shauna Icon.png You're cool, werewolf guy. I dig the mustache. Reminds me of my aunt and everyone says she's totally handsome.
Jimbo Icon.png Werewolf, are you hitting on Shauna? She's our girlfriend! We had the winning bid on eBay!
Shauna Icon.png I like, set the minimum bid too low. Shauna has self-esteem problems.
Werewolf Flanders Sad Icon.png We were just talking. I don't even want a girlfriend. I'd like to move right to wife and avoid the immoral dating.
Dolph Angry Icon.png Don't reason with us. Our brains don't do that! Let's beat him up now and figure out the reason for it after!
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