Middle American Werewolf in Springfield

Middle American Werewolf in Springfield
Content Update	Treehouse of Horror XXVII Event
Level Required	6
Release Date	November 1, 2016
Number of Quests	5

Middle American Werewolf in Springfield is a side questline that was released on November 1, 2016, 2016 for the Treehouse of Horror XXVII Event. It requires Werewolf Flanders, a costume for Ned.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Middle American Werewolf in Springfield Pt. 1	Make Werewolf Flanders Attack Teenagers	8h	100 10	Ned
Middle American Werewolf in Springfield Pt. 2	Make Werewolf Flanders Act Like a Teenager	12h	100 10	Ned
Middle American Werewolf in Springfield Pt. 3	Make Werewolf Flanders Teach Kearney to Read	4h	100 10	Ned
Middle American Werewolf in Springfield Pt. 4	Make Werewolf Flanders Chase Cars	8h	100 10	Ned
Middle American Werewolf in Springfield Pt. 5	Make Werewolf Flanders Hide From Angry Youth	24h	100 10	Ned

Dialogue

Middle American Werewolf in Springfield Pt. 1

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Grr! Prey! Grr. Pray! Grr. Prey! Grr! Pray!

End

Character	Dialogue
	Grrrr!
	Whoa! Wolf teeth! You don't usually see that kind of killing power from a guy in a sweater.
	Except for Shelbyville's murderin' Grampa. That guy was all about sweaters.
	Dude, you should totally hang with us!

Middle American Werewolf in Springfield Pt. 2

Character	Dialogue
	Werewolf dude, you're going to love hanging with us. We do a lot of cool things.
	Rrr-rr.
	Like hanging out and looking sullen.
	Yeah, no one rocks sullen like we do.
	On a good day, we can even crank it up to “angst-ridden”.

Middle American Werewolf in Springfield Pt. 3

Character	Dialogue
	What other cool werewolf stuff can you do? Ever kill anyone? If it was me, I'd never stop killing people!
	I've killed illiteracy by teaching people to read. That's something right?
	It's totally lame! Just to prove how lame it is, why don't you teach me?

Middle American Werewolf in Springfield Pt. 4

Character	Dialogue
	Let's egg some cars!
	Werewolf dude doesn't do lame stuff like that! He says it's a waste of unborn chickens.
	He's right. Birth begins at laying!
	Too bad. There goes a car right now!
	GRRR!!!

Middle American Werewolf in Springfield Pt. 5

Character	Dialogue
	You're cool, werewolf guy. I dig the mustache. Reminds me of my aunt and everyone says she's totally handsome.
	Werewolf, are you hitting on Shauna? She's our girlfriend! We had the winning bid on eBay!
	I like, set the minimum bid too low. Shauna has self-esteem problems.
	We were just talking. I don't even want a girlfriend. I'd like to move right to wife and avoid the immoral dating.
	Don't reason with us. Our brains don't do that! Let's beat him up now and figure out the reason for it after!