Meet My Trophy Life (Act 3)

Meet My Trophy Life (Act 3) is a limited time main questline released on July 13, 2015, during the Tap Ball 2015 Event's Act 3.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 11	Make Lisa Invent More Rules	24h	100, 10	Homer
Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 12	Make Homer Create a Tap Ball Scandal Make Tap Ball Players Drink at Moe's (x7)	12h 8h	100, 10	Homer
Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 13	Tap Ball Players Play in the Championship Game (x4)	24h	100, 10	Homer

Character	Dialogue
	"Co-operative Tap Ball is a hit, sweetie! Now it's time to reward yourself by inventing a slew of arbitrary rules."
	"Really? Well, okay. I guess it'd be nice if we could encourage players to be nice to each other."
	"Great! Rule one: any player who isn't smiling gets ejected and receives a lifetime ban."
	"Rule two: when a player scores, the other team must congratulate her, and they have to mean it."
	"If she feels like maybe they're faking, the game is over."
	"You're doing it, honey! You're power-mad!"
	"This is fun! Rule three: if you like a boy on the other team, he has to like you back!"
	"Now we're playing some sports!"

Character	Dialogue
	"People seem to be losing interest in Tap Ball. What do I do now?"
	"Ach! No sport is interesting for very long without a wee scandal. Got any cheaters in your league?"
	"Cheating is part of the game. Literally. If you don't cheat, it's a two-stroke penalty."
	"But what about a good PDD scandal?"
	"What's a PDD?"
	"Performance-degrading drugs. By which I mean beer. Hey everybody! Follow me to Moe's! We've got a match tonight!"

Character	Dialogue
	"Gather ‘round, team. Tonight is the championship match."
	"Before we go out there, I want to say how proud I am of you. We've faced a lot of adversity this season."
	"I'm not one for inspiring speeches, but as the team's leader, and a God-like figure in your eyes, I know you crave my peerless leadership."
	"Let's leave it all on the field tonight, guys. Let's have no regrets."
	"Whatever happens in the next ten innings, and the subsequent six quarters, I know you'll give me everything you've got."
	"And I'll make you this promise:"
	"That come what may, I'm going to keep changing the rules so that we win 1000-0."
	"There is literally no way for us to lose. We've already won. So do whatever you want out there."
	"I honestly don't care if you even show up. We will still win. By a lot."
	"So let's get out there and DO THIS!!!!!!"