Make Tap Ball Players Practice (x4) Upgrade Soccer Lisa (x1) and Referee Homer (x1)
4h -
100, 10
Homer
Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 7
Complete Daily Training
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100, 10
Homer
Dialogue[]
Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 1[]
Character
Dialogue
"Can you believe it, Dad? The World Cup is in full swing!"
"I know! It's yachting's biggest event!"
"No, that's the AMERICA'S Cup. And it's stupid. I'm talking about the--"
"So much drama! Which billionaire will rise to the challenge, and hire the best sailor to drive his catamaran?"
"I'll be glued to the TV!"
"I'm talking about the Women's World Cup of soccer!"
"Oh. That's the sport where some dudes--"
"--women, in this case--"
"--kick a ball around until one of them fakes an injury the best and a winner is declared?"
"Let's just watch the game."
Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 2[]
Character
Dialogue
"*snores*"
"Dad, wake up!"
"Why? Did somebody finally score a soccer goal?"
"Almost! ...but then no."
"Exciting stuff. This sport could really use some cheerleaders and hockey fights."
"Soccer is the single most popular sport in the world! Bigger than motorcycle polo and bear baiting COMBINED."
"Which confirms what I've always said: the world is an idiot."
"It's time for a new sport! A better sport!"
Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 3[]
Character
Dialogue
"Have you ever longed for a sport that combines the thrill of selecting a team with the fun of waiting for a long time between matches?"
"Not at all."
"Then say hello to Tap Ball!"
"Tap Ball takes the best parts of other sports -- dribbling, the infield fly rule, an epidemic of concussions --"
"-- and adds the excitement of watching people play second-rate video games!"
"That sounds confusing and terrible."
"Best of all, the only equipment you need is a smartphone, thirteen balls of varying size, bats made of glass..."
"...some chalk to mark the many end zones, a quaffle, Kevlar body armor and a greedy, narcissistic owner to screw it all up!"
"The town library is crumbling, and you got a Tap Ball stadium built in no time at all."
"It's easy, when you sell the naming rights. Welcome to Duff Beer Krusty Burger Buzz Cola Costington's Department Store Kwik-E-Mart Stupid Flanders Park! "
"Duff gets to be first because they gave us the most money."
"People are gonna love it!"
Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 4[]
Start[]
Character
Dialogue
"So what are the rules of Tap Ball?"
"You ready for this? Because it's gonna blow your mind. The only rule of Tap Ball is..."
"...THERE..."
"...ARE..."
"...NO..."
"...more than sixty-seven rules. With attached sub-rules, notes, and clarifications."
End (1st done)[]
Character
Dialogue
"Rule one: a three-point shot is worth five points."
"Rule two: attire is business casual, no underwear."
End (2nd done)[]
Character
Dialogue
"Rule three: with one minute to go in the eighth quarter, the score is always tied. So it's more exciting."
"Rule four: punching, whether of opponents or teammates, shall be worth two runs."
End (3rd done)[]
Character
Dialogue
"Rule five: every player must keep both feet on the floor at all times. When running, a hand must also be on the floor."
"Rule six: only the player with the ball may cry."
"Rule seven: defense loses championships."
"I think I get it."
"I'm not done yet!"
End (4th done)[]
Character
Dialogue
"Dad, I have to admit. There’s a puncher’s chance this new sport of yours will catch on."
"In that case, I’d like its first bona fide star to be a woman. Sign me up."
"Great! You’ll play the critical position of center left forward back. Your job is to feed me alley-oops."
"I thought you were the referee."
"I’m both! And that’s how I’ll ensure I’m also the greatest Tap Ball player ever. It’s why Babe Ruth was a baseball umpire."
"Baseball is the least important thing in the universe to me, but I’m fairly certain that’s not true."
"My game, my rules!"
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At this point, the player will see Referee Homer and Soccer Lisa unlocked for FREE.
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— Editor's Message
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At this point, the the event is officially launched. The player will now be able to play Tap Ball.
The game will show him the event guides through his first match with the side quest : Balls of Glory.
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— Editor's Message
Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 5[]
Character
Dialogue
"Attendance at last night's Tap Ball game was only 6 people."
"While that's superior to most MLB games, it is concerning."
"Attention everyone! Tap Ball stadium is open, and everyone can watch for free!"
"Free? Mr. Simpson, as one of your sponsors, I do not see how that is a good idea."
"Good sir, I assure you it's all a scam. My motives toward our fans are purely evil."
"Phew. So it's like every other sport."
"Not exactly."
"See Tap Ball is free to try, but then we lure people into buying foam fingers and hats and other useless overpriced stuff that costs real money."
"So like every other sport, except that it's free to try?"
"No, it's completely differ-- oh hey, you're right. Man, this freemium model has been around forever."
Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 6[]
Start[]
Character
Dialogue
"Great game, everybody! I saw a lot of effort out there."
"Except for you, Flanders! You stink. Don't ask me why."
"And your moustache also stinks. It played really lousy today."
"Appreciate the constructive criticism, coachareeno! Maybe I can train a little more to get better."
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Earn Amateur Bucks through practice jobs and Tap Ball games. Spend your earnings to upgrade your Tap Ball players.
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— In-Game Message
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Upgrading players allows you to face off against stronger opponents for better rewards.
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— In-Game Message
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Upgrading your Tap Ball players also helps your merchandising reach more fans, so don't forget to keep training!
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— In-Game Message
Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 7[]
Character
Dialogue
"It's hard being a team owner, manager and athlete at the same time."
"How will I find time to improve the stadium, yell at my teammates, drink and nap?"
"Sounds like you need a schedule. You should plan your day, make a time table for yourself and others."
"Schedules? Time tables? Numbers? These things shouldn't exist in sports."