"America, it is, I, McBain. I have returned to give you the laughs and other spasms of the body." "Vhoop! Vhoop! Let us get silly! Let us all get silly!" "I have broken the bones of many evil criminals. But the only bones I vant to break now are your funny bones. And not with fists, but with humors." "Ever notice how you are alive because I allow you to be alive. For you are nothing vithout McBain to protect you!" "That's the joke."
"It is vorse than I thought. the Commie-Nazis are trying to take over the power plant to fuel their army of Murder Bots to destroy the President’s daughter." "Only one man can stop them, and his name is ME! But you can call him McBain!"
"Foreign Commie-Nazis menace, prepare for doom. For as an American. I vow America vill vin!"
"I'm telling you, McBain. Mendoza was shot, stabbed, bitten, nurpled, fired at by a tank, fired from a tank, and strapped to a bomb and dropped into Springfield gorge." "There’s no way, heh heh, he survived."
"Ve shall see Doctor. Ve shall see after the vorldvide grosses come in, and ve know about a sequel."
"And…CUT! That’s a wrap everyone. Great work, Rainier."
"Thank you. I think ve are finally making a McBain movie people vill vant to see. Also, who cares? I vas paid already."