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McBain (quest chain) is a quest chain featuring the McBain costume for Wolfcastle.

QuestsEdit

Quest Requirements Time Reward
Prologue: Up Late With McBain Make McBain Host Up Late With McBain 4h Cash100
XP10
McBain, Scene 1: Vengence, Thy Name Is McBain Make McBain Find Intel at the Track 16h Cash100
XP10
McBain, Scene 2: Master Of The Disguise Make McBain Go Undercover 12h Cash100
XP10
McBain, Scene 3: Big Explosion Make McBain Battle Commie Nazis 8h Cash100
XP10
McBain, Scene 4: Bad Cop, Bad Cop Make McBain Turn in his Badge 60m Cash100
XP10
McBain, Scene 5: Undercover Showdown Make McBain Fight Climatic Battle 24h Cash100
XP10

DialogueEdit

Prologue: Up Late With McBainEdit

Character Dialogue
McBain Icon "America, it is, I, McBain. I have returned to give you the laughs and other spasms of the body."
"Vhoop! Vhoop! Let us get silly! Let us all get silly!"
"I have broken the bones of many evil criminals. But the only bones I vant to break now are your funny bones. And not with fists, but with humors."
"Ever notice how you are alive because I allow you to be alive. For you are nothing vithout McBain to protect you!"
"That's the joke."

McBain, Scene 1: Vengence, Thy Name Is McBainEdit

Character Dialogue
McBain Screaming Icon "SKOWIE! They killed my band leader Skowie! And I know who they is. Mendoza."
"MENDOZA!!!!"
Quimby Icon "Senator Mendoza? He has, er, many powerful friends because he is, um, so corrupt."
"Which is not necessarily a bad thing in all cases, but is bad in this, erm, specific one."
McBain Icon "I note your concern, Mayor, but I am a loose cannon."
"And this cannon smells trouble at the race track. There I'll find Mendoza's cronies and make them talk."
"I can be very persuasive. Because I threaten injury by physical violence."

McBain, Scene 2: Master Of The DisguiseEdit

Character Dialogue
Agnes Icon "Dear lord! You…your hands are covered in blood."
McBain Icon "I guess you could say those cronies at the track have gone to the dogs."
Agnes Icon "What? How is that a reply to what I said? You need to clean yourself up, young man."
McBain Icon "No time, old lady. I must take to the streets to track Mendoza vhile the trail is hot. First, to blend in. So I may gain the element of SURPRISE!"

McBain, Scene 3: Big ExplosionEdit

Character Dialogue
McBain Icon "It is vorse than I thought. the Commie-Nazis are trying to take over the power plant to fuel their army of Murder Bots to destroy the President’s daughter."
"Only one man can stop them, and his name is ME! But you can call him McBain!"
McBain Screaming Icon "Foreign Commie-Nazis menace, prepare for doom. For as an American. I vow America vill vin!"

McBain, Scene 4: Bad Cop, Bad CopEdit

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Icon "McBain, this is the last time! You didn’t get a single arrest warrant for any of those Commie-Nazis."
"I know you’re a loose cannon, but you can’t also play by your own rules!"
McBain Icon "I just saved America, Chief. Vhat did you do today?"
Wiggum Icon "What I’m doing is suspending you? I want your badge on my desk right now!"
McBain Icon "This is just a piece of metal, Chief. My true badge is justice."
Wiggum Icon "You’re the best cop there is, McBain. And the worst cop there is. BADGE. DESK. NOW."

McBain, Scene 5: Undercover ShowdownEdit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
McBain Sad Icon "Mendoza, you made this personal vhen you did something that affected me. Skowie vas not just my band leader. He vas…my friend."
McBain Screaming Icon "SKOWIE!"
McBain Icon "Justice is blind. So it is good that I can see you in my crosshairs."

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Dr. Hibbert Icon "I'm telling you, McBain. Mendoza was shot, stabbed, bitten, nurpled, fired at by a tank, fired from a tank, and strapped to a bomb and dropped into Springfield gorge."
"There’s no way, heh heh, he survived."
McBain Icon "Ve shall see Doctor. Ve shall see after the vorldvide grosses come in, and ve know about a sequel."
Director Icon "And…CUT! That’s a wrap everyone. Great work, Rainier."
Wolfcastle Icon "Thank you. I think ve are finally making a McBain movie people vill vant to see. Also, who cares? I vas paid already."
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