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Making Frenemies and Inconveniencing People is a side questline released on May 30, 2018, during the Itchy & Scratchy Land 2018 Event. It requires the character Diane.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Making Frenemies and Inconveniencing People Pt. 1 Make Diane Go on a Firing Spree 8h Cash100
XP10
Diane
Making Frenemies and Inconveniencing People Pt. 2 Make Diane Enjoy Cocktail Hour 4h Cash100
XP10
Diane
Making Frenemies and Inconveniencing People Pt. 3 Make Diane Come up With "Original" Programming 4h Cash100
XP10
Diane
Making Frenemies and Inconveniencing People Pt. 4 Make Diane Host Interviews
Make Springfielders Apply for Jobs (x5)
4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Diane
Making Frenemies and Inconveniencing People Pt. 5 Make Homer Be in the Thick of Things, Somehow 4h Cash200
XP20
Diane

Dialogue Edit

Making Frenemies and Inconveniencing People Pt. 1 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Diane Icon My job title may say I'm a network programming executive, but really, I'm the head of a family.
Diane Icon I surround myself with extraordinary minds. Doers. People who actualize what others only ideate.
Diane Icon And, most importantly, people who I can stick the blame on when our ratings are in the toilet.
Diane Happy Icon NO ONE thinks firing people isn't fun, but firing family? There's nothing quite like it.

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Character Dialogue
Quimby Annoyed Icon And...the town's unemployment rate creeps over 30%. Wonderful.

Making Frenemies and Inconveniencing People Pt. 2 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Diane Icon Ahhhh...I love that post-firing-spree glow. Colors just seem brighter after you've crushed dreams.
Quimby Sad Icon You ARE planning on filling those vacancies with other Springfielders, correct?
Diane Icon Of course! But first, I have a drinks meeting scheduled with some of my subordinates.
Quimby Confused Icon ...who you just fired...
Diane Icon When you love meetings as much as I do, it doesn't even matter if you're alone.

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Character Dialogue
Diane Annoyed Icon Eww.. I thought I ordered a Manhattan.
Moe Angry Icon They have watered-down ethanol in Manhattan!

Making Frenemies and Inconveniencing People Pt. 3 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Diane Icon A successful TV executive is ALWAYS on the hunt for original show ideas.
Diane Icon Sometimes you'll be tempted to copy an idea from another network, and give it a twist.
Diane Icon But that's a fool's errand: if the idea works, it doesn't NEED a twist. Duh!
Diane Icon Just change the title, cast Matthew Perry in it, and you're good to go!

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Character Dialogue
Diane Icon This fall, Matthew Perry IS... Danny Storm, Uncle of Dragons, in... "Contest of Chairs!"
Diane Happy Icon Genius!

Making Frenemies and Inconveniencing People Pt. 4 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Diane Icon Now that I've created a sure-fire hit, it's time to hire some folks to blame it on when it bombs.
Quimby Happy Icon Yes, good! New jobs I can take credit for creating!
Diane Icon I need highly-qualified fall guys.
Quimby Smug Icon Lady, that's all we got.

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Character Dialogue
Diane Icon Homer, why should I hire you for this job?
Homer Icon Because this is one of only three jobs I've never had before. The others being lead gaffer and Secretary of Housing and Urban Development.
Diane Icon Are you plugged in to the zeitgeist? How "up" are you on pop culture?
Homer Thoughtful Icon Hmmm... I'd have to say "extremely".

Making Frenemies and Inconveniencing People Pt. 5 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Diane Icon So Mr. Simpson, let me explain your responsibilities as my new V.P. of Current Programming.
Homer Sarcastic Icon Oh, I wouldn't bother.
Diane Serious Icon How do you expect to do your job if you don't know what it is?
Homer Icon I don't expect to do it at all. But don't worry. I always end up in the middle of the action.
Homer Proud Icon Often for really half-baked reasons. It's called lazy writing, and it seems to work to my benefit.

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Character Dialogue
Diane Annoyed Icon Homer, you're fired.
Homer Angry Icon 'Bout time, idiot!

Gallery Edit

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