Making Ends Meat is an ex limited-time questline released on September 13, 2017, as a side quest for County Fair 2017 Event.
Quests[]
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Triggered By
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Making Ends Meat Pt. 1
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Make Mary Spuckler Manage Opening Night Make Cletus Go to Opening Night Make Springfielders Go to Opening Night
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4h 4h 4h
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100 10
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Making Ends Meat Pt. 2
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Make Mary Spuckler Cancel Her Hit on the Electric Man Make Mary Spuckler Figure Out How to Make Ends Meet
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60m 60m
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100 10
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Making Ends Meat Pt. 3
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Make Mary Spuckler Serenade Wildlife
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60m
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100 10
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Making Ends Meat Pt. 4
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Make Mary Spuckler Pay Some Bills
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8h
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200 20
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Trivia[]
Dialogue[]
Making Ends Meat Pt. 1[]
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Come one, come all, the Springfield Opry House is now open for business!
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Mary, you're back in town! How did you get a job working here?
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Not workin' -- ownin'! I inherited it from my late husband, God rest his soul patch.
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And don't let the name fool ya, Oprah don't live nowhere close to this Opry House.
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End[]
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That'll be five dollars, Pa.
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Whoa, what is this, the Springfield Opry MANSION? We ain't gots that kind of money!
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Well, dang. I suppose I could take one of yer chickens you're holdin' as payment instead. Why you brought a chicken to a concert anyway?
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If the band is bad I like to pelt 'em with fresh eggs instead of rotten. I ain't a monster.
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Making Ends Meat Pt. 2[]
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Opening night was a roarin' success! There were more cousins here than the last Spuckler wedding, when my sister married David Rosenstein.
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They're not ALL Spuckler-Spuckler weddings.
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How much did you rake in?
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Let's see... a brood of chickens, a kine of cows, a skulk of foxes...
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How about a was of cash?
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I couldn't rightly charge my kin!
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How do you plan to keep the lights on?
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Maybe I can pay the electric man with a murder of--
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--crows?
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Right, a murder of "crows".
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End[]
No dialogue
Making Ends Meat Pt. 3[]
Start[]
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Opening night was a roarin' success! There were more cousins here than the last Spuckler wedding, when my sister married David Rosenstein.
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I tried everything -- downsizin', refinancin', even cookin' the books.
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They must've tasted terrible.
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No, Bart, they tasted okay, but I couldn't bring myself to falsify my finances after I finished eating.
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I'm sure in need of rescue. Wait, that's it! And to think it's been staring me in the face this whole time!
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*blank stare*
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End[]
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I got a pocket full of debt and a sack full of critters.
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Now I'll tell rich folks they's "rescue animals" and guilt them into buyin' ‘em from me!
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Making Ends Meat Pt. 4[]
Start[]
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Dialogue
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Excuse me, Dr. Hibbert, would you like to buy this goat from me?
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*chuckles* Now what would I want with a goat?
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Yeah, I guess you're right. He is a pretty worthless animal...
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Sorry, Mr. Goat, guess it's off to the glue factory for you.
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*blank stare*
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Today's not your day to be... rescued.
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Wait a minute, this is a rescue animal?! Why didn't you say so! I can use it to rub in my friends' faces! How much do you want for him?
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End[]
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Dialogue
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Boy, people around this town sure like to rescue animals.
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Too bad my Pa ain't a donkey, he'd be rollin' in the dough instead of livin' in squalor.
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Now let's see if all this money I made can't lure Oprah to move into my Opry house after all...
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