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Making Ends Meat is an ex limited-time questline released on September 13, 2017, as a side quest for County Fair 2017 Event.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Making Ends Meat Pt. 1 Make Mary Spuckler Manage Opening Night
Make Cletus Go to Opening Night
Make Springfielders Go to Opening Night
4h
4h
4h
Cash100
XP10
Making Ends Meat Pt. 2 Make Mary Spuckler Cancel Her Hit on the Electric Man
Make Mary Spuckler Figure Out How to Make Ends Meet
60m
60m
Cash100
XP10
Making Ends Meat Pt. 3 Make Mary Spuckler Serenade Wildlife 60m Cash100
XP10
Making Ends Meat Pt. 4 Make Mary Spuckler Pay Some Bills 8h Cash200
XP20

Trivia Edit

Dialogue Edit

Making Ends Meat Pt. 1 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Mary Spuckler Happy Icon Come one, come all, the Springfield Opry House is now open for business!
Bart Happy Icon Mary, you're back in town! How did you get a job working here?
Mary Spuckler Icon Not workin' -- ownin'! I inherited it from my late husband, God rest his soul patch.
Mary Spuckler Annoyed Icon And don't let the name fool ya, Oprah don't live nowhere close to this Opry House.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Mary Spuckler Icon That'll be five dollars, Pa.
Cletus Shocked Icon Whoa, what is this, the Springfield Opry MANSION? We ain't gots that kind of money!
Mary Spuckler Icon Well, dang. I suppose I could take one of yer chickens you're holdin' as payment instead. Why you brought a chicken to a concert anyway?
Cletus Smiling Icon If the band is bad I like to pelt 'em with fresh eggs instead of rotten. I ain't a monster.

Making Ends Meat Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Mary Spuckler Icon Opening night was a roarin' success! There were more cousins here than the last Spuckler wedding, when my sister married David Rosenstein.
Mary Spuckler Rollingeyes Icon They're not ALL Spuckler-Spuckler weddings.
Bart Icon How much did you rake in?
Mary Spuckler Icon Let's see... a brood of chickens, a kine of cows, a skulk of foxes...
Bart Curious Icon How about a was of cash?
Mary Spuckler Surprised Icon I couldn't rightly charge my kin!
Bart Confused Icon How do you plan to keep the lights on?
Mary Spuckler Icon Maybe I can pay the electric man with a murder of--
Bart Confused Icon --crows?
Mary Spuckler Annoyed Icon Right, a murder of "crows".

End Edit

No dialogue

Making Ends Meat Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Mary Spuckler Icon Opening night was a roarin' success! There were more cousins here than the last Spuckler wedding, when my sister married David Rosenstein.
Mary Spuckler Sad Icon I tried everything -- downsizin', refinancin', even cookin' the books.
Bart Icon They must've tasted terrible.
Mary Spuckler Sad Icon No, Bart, they tasted okay, but I couldn't bring myself to falsify my finances after I finished eating.
Mary Spuckler Icon I'm sure in need of rescue. Wait, that's it! And to think it's been staring me in the face this whole time!
Goat Icon *blank stare*

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Mary Spuckler Icon I got a pocket full of debt and a sack full of critters.
Mary Spuckler Happy Icon Now I'll tell rich folks they's "rescue animals" and guilt them into buyin' ‘em from me!

Making Ends Meat Pt. 4 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Mary Spuckler Icon Excuse me, Dr. Hibbert, would you like to buy this goat from me?
Dr. Hibbert Icon *chuckles* Now what would I want with a goat?
Mary Spuckler Sad Icon Yeah, I guess you're right. He is a pretty worthless animal...
Mary Spuckler Sad Icon Sorry, Mr. Goat, guess it's off to the glue factory for you.
Goat Icon *blank stare*
Mary Spuckler Sad Icon Today's not your day to be... rescued.
Dr. Hibbert Happy Icon Wait a minute, this is a rescue animal?! Why didn't you say so! I can use it to rub in my friends' faces! How much do you want for him?

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Mary Spuckler Icon Boy, people around this town sure like to rescue animals.
Mary Spuckler Icon Too bad my Pa ain't a donkey, he'd be rollin' in the dough instead of livin' in squalor.
Mary Spuckler Icon Now let's see if all this money I made can't lure Oprah to move into my Opry house after all...

Gallery Edit

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