Making Ends Meat is an ex limited-time questline released on September 13, 2017, as a side quest for County Fair 2017 Event.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Making Ends Meat Pt. 1 Make Mary Spuckler Manage Opening Night
Make Cletus Go to Opening Night
Make Springfielders Go to Opening Night
4h
4h
4h
Cash100
Experience10
Making Ends Meat Pt. 2 Make Mary Spuckler Cancel Her Hit on the Electric Man
Make Mary Spuckler Figure Out How to Make Ends Meet
60m
60m
Cash100
Experience10
Making Ends Meat Pt. 3 Make Mary Spuckler Serenade Wildlife 60m Cash100
Experience10
Making Ends Meat Pt. 4 Make Mary Spuckler Pay Some Bills 8h Cash200
Experience20

Trivia[edit | edit source]

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Making Ends Meat Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Mary Spuckler Happy Icon.png Come one, come all, the Springfield Opry House is now open for business!
Bart Happy Icon.png Mary, you're back in town! How did you get a job working here?
Mary Spuckler Icon.png Not workin' -- ownin'! I inherited it from my late husband, God rest his soul patch.
Mary Spuckler Annoyed Icon.png And don't let the name fool ya, Oprah don't live nowhere close to this Opry House.

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Character Dialogue
Mary Spuckler Icon.png That'll be five dollars, Pa.
Cletus Shocked Icon.png Whoa, what is this, the Springfield Opry MANSION? We ain't gots that kind of money!
Mary Spuckler Icon.png Well, dang. I suppose I could take one of yer chickens you're holdin' as payment instead. Why you brought a chicken to a concert anyway?
Cletus Smiling Icon.png If the band is bad I like to pelt 'em with fresh eggs instead of rotten. I ain't a monster.

Making Ends Meat Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Mary Spuckler Icon.png Opening night was a roarin' success! There were more cousins here than the last Spuckler wedding, when my sister married David Rosenstein.
Mary Spuckler Rollingeyes Icon.png They're not ALL Spuckler-Spuckler weddings.
Bart Icon.png How much did you rake in?
Mary Spuckler Icon.png Let's see... a brood of chickens, a kine of cows, a skulk of foxes...
Bart Curious Icon.png How about a was of cash?
Mary Spuckler Surprised Icon.png I couldn't rightly charge my kin!
Bart Confused Icon.png How do you plan to keep the lights on?
Mary Spuckler Icon.png Maybe I can pay the electric man with a murder of--
Bart Confused Icon.png --crows?
Mary Spuckler Annoyed Icon.png Right, a murder of "crows".

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No dialogue

Making Ends Meat Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Mary Spuckler Icon.png Opening night was a roarin' success! There were more cousins here than the last Spuckler wedding, when my sister married David Rosenstein.
Mary Spuckler Sad Icon.png I tried everything -- downsizin', refinancin', even cookin' the books.
Bart Icon.png They must've tasted terrible.
Mary Spuckler Sad Icon.png No, Bart, they tasted okay, but I couldn't bring myself to falsify my finances after I finished eating.
Mary Spuckler Icon.png I'm sure in need of rescue. Wait, that's it! And to think it's been staring me in the face this whole time!
Goat Icon.png *blank stare*

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Character Dialogue
Mary Spuckler Icon.png I got a pocket full of debt and a sack full of critters.
Mary Spuckler Happy Icon.png Now I'll tell rich folks they's "rescue animals" and guilt them into buyin' ‘em from me!

Making Ends Meat Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Mary Spuckler Icon.png Excuse me, Dr. Hibbert, would you like to buy this goat from me?
Dr. Hibbert Icon.png *chuckles* Now what would I want with a goat?
Mary Spuckler Sad Icon.png Yeah, I guess you're right. He is a pretty worthless animal...
Mary Spuckler Sad Icon.png Sorry, Mr. Goat, guess it's off to the glue factory for you.
Goat Icon.png *blank stare*
Mary Spuckler Sad Icon.png Today's not your day to be... rescued.
Dr. Hibbert Happy Icon.png Wait a minute, this is a rescue animal?! Why didn't you say so! I can use it to rub in my friends' faces! How much do you want for him?

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Character Dialogue
Mary Spuckler Icon.png Boy, people around this town sure like to rescue animals.
Mary Spuckler Icon.png Too bad my Pa ain't a donkey, he'd be rollin' in the dough instead of livin' in squalor.
Mary Spuckler Icon.png Now let's see if all this money I made can't lure Oprah to move into my Opry house after all...

Gallery[edit | edit source]

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