Magic Milhouse XXY is a limited time side questline released on February 23, 2016 for the Burns' Casino 2016 Event. It requires Magic Act Milhouse.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Magic Milhouse XXY Pt. 1 Make Magic Act Milhouse Guess the Wrong Card 4h Cash100
Experience10
Milhouse
Magic Milhouse XXY Pt. 2 Make Milhouse Try to Finish His Trick 12h Cash100
Experience10
Milhouse
Magic Milhouse XXY Pt. 3 Make Magic Act Milhouse Grow Teeth in Strange Directions 24h Cash100
Experience10
Milhouse
Magic Milhouse XXY Pt. 4 Make Magic Act Milhouse Enjoy Good Customer Service 4h Cash100
Experience10
Milhouse
Magic Milhouse XXY Pt. 5 Make Magic Act Milhouse Practice Magic 8h Cash100
Experience10
Milhouse

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Magic Milhouse XXY Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Magic Act Milhouse Happy Icon.png Check it out, Bart! I'm a magician!
Bart Laughing Icon.png Yeah, I can tell by the way you entered the room and everybody but me vanished.
Magic Act Milhouse Happy Icon.png I got the idea from the other prize track about Cregg Demon.
Magic Act Milhouse Icon.png I'll be as famous as David Copperfield, as hip as Penn Gillette, and as big a ladies man as Siegfried or Roy.
Magic Act Milhouse Icon.png Now pick a card, any card.

Magic Milhouse XXY Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Magic Act Milhouse Excited Icon.png I went online and bought a great prop for my magic act. The “Box of Disappearance!”
Bart Laughing Icon.png Start by putting yourself in it.
Magic Act Milhouse Annoyed Icon.png Ha, ha. Now, observe as I open the lid. The box is empty.
Magic Act Milhouse Icon.png Now, give me something valuable, like your Krusty Klown Patrol ring.
Magic Act Milhouse Icon.png I put the ring in the box, close the lid, say “Boxo-disappearicum” and voila, the ring is gone.
Bart Happy Icon.png Pretty good. Now do the part where I get the ring back.
Magic Act Milhouse Scared Icon.png Um...

Magic Milhouse XXY Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Magic Act Milhouse Annoyed Icon.png I tell you, Bart, I cannot get my “Box of Disappearance” to work right.
Magic Act Milhouse Annoyed Icon.png I've made my mom's earrings disappear, my dad's cellphone...
Magic Act Milhouse Annoyed Icon.png But I can't figure out how to make the box give them back.
Magic Act Milhouse Excited Icon.png I thought I figured it out last night. So I made my teeth retainer disappear.
Magic Act Milhouse Sad Icon.png I had not figured it out.

Magic Milhouse XXY Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Snake Icon.png Hello, you've reached Springfield Penitentiary.
Magic Act Milhouse Sad Icon.png I thought this was the phone number for the “Funzo Kid Magic Prop Company.”
Snake Icon.png Yeah, that's me.
Magic Act Milhouse Annoyed Icon.png Well, I paid good money for your “Box of Disappearance” and it's not working.
Magic Act Milhouse Annoyed Icon.png I disappeared all this valuable stuff into it, and I can't get any of it out.
Snake Icon.png Please accept our humble apologies.
Snake Icon.png Send us the malfunctioning box, along with all the contents, and we'll immediately send a free replacement.
Magic Act Milhouse Excited Icon.png Free replacement? Now that's customer service!

Magic Milhouse XXY Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon.png So, Milhouse, you finally got back all the things you'd disappeared into Jailbird's magic box.
Magic Act Milhouse Happy Icon.png Yeah, my dad called the police and they searched his prison cell.
Magic Act Milhouse Scared Icon.png I hear they roughed him up pretty bad. Nightsticks.
Bart Icon.png Well, magic and fraud... they're both about tricking people.
Bart Icon.png The only difference is, magicians get a top hat.
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