Ooh, it's Halloween season again -- the time of year when all our nightmares come true!
What?! Oh no! I had the worst nightmare ever last night.
Ooh, what was it? Werewolves? Draculas? I can't wait to see what kind of monsters we get to squish this year.
It was about not getting into college. My safety school became my “reach” school.
Pfft, that's not a monster. I guess I'll have to have the nightmare starting this thing myself.
Mad Monsters: Furry Road Pt. 2[]
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If I'm going to get into a school with even a vine of Ivy on it, I need to make my mark. But I have no real talents. How do talentless people make a mark?
Showbiz?
That's it, I'll make a student film! Now I just need to come up with a subject.
Well, the town is about to be overrun with the monsters I dreamed up. They're fast this year too! Maybe something with that?
I've never really been a fan of genre movies. But horror films do perform pretty solid at the box office.
Mad Monsters: Furry Road Pt. 3[]
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Citizens of, er, Springfield! As evil monsters invade our fair city, rest assured I, as Mayor, can handle the situation.
That's why it's so crucial you all sacrifice your lives to protect me.
I subscribe to the plan, ignoring the faulty logic behind it!
Regular people fighting savage monsters. This might make a cool indie film and get me noticed by the Dean of the Springfield Film Academy!
Although, they don't have a Dean. The head of it is just a teacher that's been there long enough to have his own key.
Still, praise is praise! I'll do it!
Mad Monsters: Furry Road Pt. 4[]
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Lisa Simpson?
Death? Are you here for me or another polar bear? I know I shouldn't say this, but please let it be the polar bear.
Actually neither. I'm with the Monster Actors Guild. I'm here because you're using monster actors but haven't done the paperwork.
I'm so sorry. I'll get right on that. I'm very pro-union, like a young Crystal Lee Sutton. Look it up, it's a really good reference.
Terrific. And since I'm in town, I hear you have a polar bear here at your zoo…
Mad Monsters: Furry Road Pt. 5[]
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Um, Lisa? Mom says you're making a movie. Also something about taking out the trash, but tell me about the movie!
It's my college submission. Using real attacking monsters will show that I can capture excitement and stay within a budget. FOX movies don't do either of those things!
I assume you not asking me to be the star is your way of begging me to be the star. Well, your strategy of ambivalence worked. I'll do it!
Homer, we gotta go! The monsters are attacking. One of them even crushed the car I was hoping to live in. It had airbags I was gonna use for pillows and everything.