Lugash-sthetics

Lugash-sthetics is a premium, limited time, questline released during The Yellow Badge of Cowardge Promotional. It could only be activated by having unlocked Fit^TM Milhouse, having purchased Lugash's Gym, and having completed the questline The Cranky Man Can.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest	Requirements	Time
Lugash-sthetics Pt.1	Make Lugash Bring Milhouse to Tears	8h
Lugash-sthetics Pt. 2	Make Milhouse Hide from Lugash in Fear	24h
Lugash-sthetics Pt. 3	Make Milhouse Put in Some Honest Effort (4x)	8h
Lugash-sthetics Pt. 4	Make Milhouse Post Selfies to SpringFace	60m

Character	Dialogue
	"If it isn’t boy slug! You finally decided you want look like Dragomir, ancient Slavonic God of fitness?"
	"I’d actually like to look like a STRAIGHT version of Dragomir."
	"Haha, good joke. Never joke about Dragomir again. So, you will come to Lugash’s gym and train until you cry salty tears of joy?"
	"Bring it, chump. You heard me."

Character	Dialogue
	"….48…..49…..50! Huff….wheeze…so….tired…..feel like…vomiting."
	WHAT?! You only walk up staircase leading to gymnasium! The fun is not beginning yet!

Character	Dialogue
	"The sight of chubby American boy, flabby little legs and soft buttery arms fill Lugash with UNCONTROLLABLE RAGE! Good thing anger management make Lugash more understanding. Lugash use pain management technique, focus on positive reinforcement, avoid more prison time. Instead of pain, Lugash promise you nice home made meal…"
	"Yes, hello, sorry to intrude, but did someone say “meal?” Because I’m a big fan."
	"Get out. See Milhouse, that is what you will become if you not get in shape."
	"I’m big-boned."
	"You are FAT-boned, and fat everything-elsed. Anger returning, not so managed now. Go away. Enough chit-chat boy slug! Time for your first 10-kilometer sprint!"
	"Kilometer? What’s that? Do you mean mile?"
	NO! LUGASH MEAN KILOMETER! Lugash civilized and only accept metric units of measurement! Now start running before Lugash prod you with fifty-centimeter electric cattle fork!

Character	Dialogue
	"Oh look! Here is chubby American boy! Why you hide from Lugash when Lugash only mean well?"
	"I’m sorry Lugash. I don’t know what came over me."
	"Liar, you killing time because you no want exercise. Now get to running before old friend cattle prod say hello again!"

Character	Dialogue
	"You doing well! Lugash almost proud! That closest Lugash ever get to actual proud. Okay, no rest, do again."

Character	Dialogue
	"Lugash’s exercise regime has me looking as ripped as Rip Van Winkle!"
	"Didn't he just sleep for 20 years?"
	"Yes. And that’s why I’ll be turning out the lights when I’m taking ‘the new me’ selfies for posting on Springface."