Forget everything you thought you knew about Luann Van Houten!
 
— Luann's unlock message.


Luann is a premium character released on November 7, 2013, along with the level 37 content update. She is unlocked upon completion of the Cracker Factory once the player has started Thrillhouse Pt. 1.

She was part of a deal with the Cracker Factory during the Black Friday 2015 Promotion.

About[edit | edit source]

Luann is the ex-wife of Kirk and the mother of Milhouse. She has been married to Kirk twice, getting divorced once, due to an argument that they had at Homer and Marge's dinner party.

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Jobs[edit | edit source]

Regular Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Visual
Make Mommy Meals for Milhouse Cash105
Experience26
60m Van Houten House Nope.png
Dine at the Truffle Cash175
Experience45
2h Gilded Truffle Nope.png
Go to Moe's Cash260
Experience70
4h Moe's Tavern Nope.png
Run the Cracker Factory Cash420
Experience105
8h Cracker Factory Nope.png
Relax in Jacuzzi Suit Cash600
Experience150
12h Van Houten House Check.png
Dress up in the Flag Cash750
Experience200
16h - Check.png
Ride in the MegaGlobe Cash1000
Experience225
24h - Check.png

Level's Quest Based Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Marvel at Maison Derriere's Decor Cash60
Experience15
30m Maison Derriere All the Belles and Whistles Pt. 3 Nope.png
Learn How to Access Browsing History Cash350
Experience90
6h The Java Server All the Belles and Whistles Pt. 4 Nope.png

Event's Quest Based Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Do Narobics NARA Certification Stars Indicator.png2 3h Space Training Center Narobics Nope.png
Painfully glue Kirk's Costume to his groin Cash350
Experience90
6h Van Houten House Early Squirrel Gets the Nut Pt. 2 Nope.png
Argue Cash350
Experience90
6h Van Houten House Early Squirrel Gets the Nut Pt. 4 Nope.png

Quest Based Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Attend Court Hearing Cash260
Experience70
4h Court House Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 7 Nope.png
Dine at El Chemstri Cash260
Experience70
4h El Chemistri Hardly Kirk-Ing Pt. 4 Nope.png
Check on Cracker Factory Cash600
Experience150
12h Cracker Factory Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 1 Nope.png
Get an Overpriced Consultant Cash600
Experience150
12h Van Houten House Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 4 Nope.png
Go to Investorettes Meeting Cash600
Experience150
12h Skip's Diner The Investorettes Pt. 1 Nope.png
Storm Police Station Cash600
Experience150
12h Police Station Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 5 Nope.png
Protest Cash1000
Experience225
24h Channel 6 Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4 Nope.png

Limited Time

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Attend a Wake for Thanksgiving Cash260
Experience70
4h Simpson House Thankless Thanksgiving Pt. 5 Nope.png
Drink Craft Beer Cash260
Experience70
4h O'Flanagan's Pub O'Flan-again Pt. 4 & Pt. 5 Nope.png
Eat at a Restaurant Gift Cards17
Experience45
4h Restaurants Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 10 Check.png
Enjoy a Beer Gift Cards17
Experience45
4h Moe's Tavern Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 11 Nope.png
Shop for Loved Ones Gift Cards22
Experience55
6h Shops Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 12 Check.png
Drink Too Much Gift Cards27
Experience70
8h Moe's Tavern Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 15 Nope.png
Gather At The Simpsons House Cash420
Gummies Currency Icon.png48
8h Scream-son House Treehouse of Horror XXVI Event Nope.png
Hunt for the Simpsons Gift Cards27
Experience70
8h Homes Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 18 Check.png
Overeat Gift Cards27
Experience70
8h Restaurants Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 14 Check.png
Stampede Stores Gift Cards42
Experience100
12h Shops Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 16 Check.png
Enjoy a St. Patrick’s Beer Bash Cash500
Experience110
16h O'Flanagan's Pub Dye The Town Green Pt. 6 Nope.png
Train for St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash Cash1000
Experience225
24h O'Flanagan's Pub Training Day Pt. 1 Nope.png

Costumes[edit | edit source]

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • She is one of the few characters whose unlock picture appears looking to the left of the screen, instead of the right.
  • She was apparently born without eyebrows.
  • After her divorce with Kirk, Luann dated several men, including the Sea Captain, Disco Stu and Otto.

Gallery[edit | edit source]

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