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Lowering the Bar is questline for the Level 51 content update that was released on April 8, 2015. It will only start if the Player has Kearney Zzyzwicz.

QuestsEdit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Lowering the Bar Pt. 1 Make Marvin Monroe Set Up a Research Study 8h Cash100, XP10 Marvin Monroe
Lowering the Bar Pt. 2 Make Kids Take Monroe's Test (x4)
Make Kearney Take Monroe's Test
4h
4h
Cash100, XP10 Bart
Lowering the Bar Pt. 3 Make Marvin Monroe Throw Out His Research 8h Cash100, XP10 Kearney

DialogueEdit

Lowering the Bar Pt. 1Edit

Character Dialogue
Marvin Monroe Icon "I thought that making the first session free would get people hooked, but no one is scheduling follow-up appointments."
Marvin Monroe Icon "Apparently therapy is more like LSD than crack."
Marvin Monroe Icon "If only there were another way for an overeducated man to make money."
Professor Frink Icon "What about an NSF research grant? It's how I make ends meet."
Marvin Monroe Sad Icon "That would be a great idea, but psychology is not a real science."
Professor Frink Icon "Neither is what I do, with the whatzitmatrons and combulators and robots built to love that always leave me for other robots."
Marvin Monroe Icon "By God, you're right! If biologists can call themselves scientists, then so can I!"

Lowering the Bar Pt. 2Edit

StartEdit

Character Dialogue
Bart Icon "Hey, Doctor Monroe is looking for kids to take some kind of crazy test for his clinic."
Kearney Sad Icon "Forget it, I got all the tests I need to ignore in school already."
Milhouse Icon "He's paying cash for anyone who participates."
Kearney Icon "My mom always said I would end up as a science experiment!"

EndEdit

Character Dialogue
Marvin Monroe Icon "Hmm, the results of these psychological tests are all pretty average."
Marvin Monroe Happy Icon "Except for this one from a Mr. Kearney."
Marvin Monroe Happy Icon "His scores place him at a high school level!"

Lowering the Bar Pt. 3Edit

Character Dialogue
Kearney Icon "All right nerd, I did your test. Now where's my money?"
Marvin Monroe Happy Icon "This study is going to get me published and rock the psychiatric world!"
Marvin Monroe Happy Icon "You're the most advanced ten-year-old I've ever worked with!"
Kearney Icon "That's because I'm in my twenties. Or forties. Oh, who knows -- sometimes I have grandkids."
Marvin Monroe Surprised Icon "So you're an adult?"
Marvin Monroe Sad Icon "Then you're not above average at all. Quite a bit below, in fact."
Kearney Icon "Tell me something I don't know and haven't heard before many many times."

GalleryEdit

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