Lowering the Bar

Lowering the Bar is questline for the Level 51 content update that was released on April 8, 2015. It will only start if the Player has Kearney Zzyzwicz.

QuestsEdit

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Lowering the Bar Pt. 1	Make Marvin Monroe Set Up a Research Study	8h	100, 10	Marvin Monroe
Lowering the Bar Pt. 2	Make Kids Take Monroe's Test (x4) Make Kearney Take Monroe's Test	4h 4h	100, 10	Bart
Lowering the Bar Pt. 3	Make Marvin Monroe Throw Out His Research	8h	100, 10	Kearney

DialogueEdit

Lowering the Bar Pt. 1Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"I thought that making the first session free would get people hooked, but no one is scheduling follow-up appointments."
	"Apparently therapy is more like LSD than crack."
	"If only there were another way for an overeducated man to make money."
	"What about an NSF research grant? It's how I make ends meet."
	"That would be a great idea, but psychology is not a real science."
	"Neither is what I do, with the whatzitmatrons and combulators and robots built to love that always leave me for other robots."
	"By God, you're right! If biologists can call themselves scientists, then so can I!"

Lowering the Bar Pt. 2Edit

StartEdit

Character	Dialogue
	"Hey, Doctor Monroe is looking for kids to take some kind of crazy test for his clinic."
	"Forget it, I got all the tests I need to ignore in school already."
	"He's paying cash for anyone who participates."
	"My mom always said I would end up as a science experiment!"

EndEdit

Character	Dialogue
	"Hmm, the results of these psychological tests are all pretty average."
	"Except for this one from a Mr. Kearney."
	"His scores place him at a high school level!"

Lowering the Bar Pt. 3Edit

Character	Dialogue
	"All right nerd, I did your test. Now where's my money?"
	"This study is going to get me published and rock the psychiatric world!"
	"You're the most advanced ten-year-old I've ever worked with!"
	"That's because I'm in my twenties. Or forties. Oh, who knows -- sometimes I have grandkids."
	"So you're an adult?"
	"Then you're not above average at all. Quite a bit below, in fact."
	"Tell me something I don't know and haven't heard before many many times."

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