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Beware the Popeye-esque arm of the law.
— Lou's unlock message.

Lou is a character in the Civil Servants collection. He is unlocked with the S.W.A.T. Van along with Eddie.

About[edit | edit source]

Lou is an officer of Springfield Police Department and by far, the most intelligent and competent officer of the Springfield Police. He is under the command of Chief Wiggum, and often takes the time to point out Wiggum's mistakes (often while a crime—or the pursuit of a criminal—is still in progress).

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Jobs[edit | edit source]

Regular Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Visual
Trip to Lard Lad Cash15
5m Lard Lad Donuts Nope.png
Study Evidence Cash70
60m Police Station Nope.png
Security Work Cash135
3h Nero's Palace Casino Nope.png
Pursue Criminals Cash175
4h - Check.png
Drink at Moe's Cash275
8h Moe's Tavern Nope.png
Respond to a Call About Creepers Yoga Mats30
8h L.A. Body Works Nope.png
Interview Suspects Cash420
12h - Check.png
Stake Out in the S.W.A.T. Van Cash600
24h S.W.A.T. Van Nope.png

Event's Quest Based Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Investigate the Case Cash10
5m Police Station Round Up the Usual Suspects Nope.png
(Reluctantly) Investigate (Bogus) Case Cash175
4h Police Station Coptoberfest Pt. 1 Nope.png

Quest Based Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Quest Visual
Attend Court Hearing Cash175
4h Court House Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 7 Nope.png
Teach Reform School Cash175
4h Springfield Elementary Crackdown Pt. 5 Nope.png
Go to Stu's Disco Cash275
8h Stu's Disco Saturday Night Fever Pt.4 Nope.png
Eat at Luigi's Cash275
8h Luigi's Running with the Bullies Pt. 16 Nope.png
Eat at Fleet-A-Pita Cash420
12h Fleet-A-Pita Van The Investorettes Pt. 3/4 Nope.png
Investigate Corruption Cash420
12h Police Station Springfield Confidential Pt. 4 Nope.png

Krustyland Jobs

Task Rewards Time Requires Visual
Visit Duff Pavilion Krustyland Tickets21
60m Duff Pavilion Nope.png
Ride Krusty’s Giant Wheel Krustyland Tickets33
2h Krusty's Giant Wheel Nope.png
Ride the Viking Boat Krustyland Tickets52
4h Viking Boat Ride Nope.png
Overload a Plate at the One Plate Buffet Krustyland Tickets60
5h One Plate Maximum Buffet Nope.png
Ride the Eyeballs of Death Krustyland Tickets82
8h Eyeballs of Death Nope.png
Eat at the Food Needle Krustyland Tickets126
12h The Food Needle Nope.png
Ride Mount Krustmore Krustyland Tickets300
24h Mt. Krustmore Nope.png

Limited Time

Job name Income XP Time Requires Quest Visual
Eat at a Restaurant Gift Cards17 Experience45 4h Restaurants Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 10 Check.png
Enjoy a Beer Gift Cards17 Experience45 4h Moe's Tavern Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 11 Nope.png
Drink Craft Beer Cash175 Experience45 4h O'Flanagan's Pub O'Flan-again Pt. 4 & Pt. 5 Nope.png
Shop for Loved Ones Gift Cards22 Experience55 6h Shops Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 12 Check.png
Overeat Gift Cards27 Experience70 8h Restaurants Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 14 Check.png
Drink Too Much Gift Cards27 Experience70 8h Moe's Tavern Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 15 Nope.png
Hunt for the Simpsons Gift Cards27 Experience70 8h Homes Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 18 Check.png
Stampede Stores Gift Cards42 Experience100 12h Shops Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 16 Check.png
Enjoy a St. Patrick’s Beer Bash Cash500 Experience110 16h O'Flanagan's Pub Dye The Town Green Pt. 6 Nope.png
Train for St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash Cash600 Experience150 24h O'Flanagan's Pub Training Day Pt. 1 Nope.png

Quotes[edit | edit source]

When Selected When sent on a good job When sent on a bad job When collecting from a job
"Hey, that's assault!!" "Time for Lou to bring peace!" "Ah, this job sucks!" "Yeah! That's how we do things in Springfield!"
"I like to hold my gun sideways. It, eh, looks so cool." "I'll knock this thing into yesterday!" "This is more of Eddie's Forte, but uh, I'll try." "Damn, I'm good!"
"The best part of being a cop is giving jerks a comeuppance."
"Aside from my gun, what makes me feel like a man is my enormous genitals."

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