Lou

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“	Beware the Popeye-esque arm of the law.	”
	— Lou's unlock message.

Lou is a character in the Civil Servants collection. He is unlocked with the S.W.A.T. Van along with Eddie.

About[edit | edit source]

Lou is an officer of Springfield Police Department and by far, the most intelligent and competent officer of the Springfield Police. He is under the command of Chief Wiggum, and often takes the time to point out Wiggum's mistakes (often while a crime—or the pursuit of a criminal—is still in progress).

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Jobs[edit | edit source]

Regular Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires
Trip to Lard Lad	15 5	5m	Lard Lad Donuts
Study Evidence	70 17	60m	Police Station
Security Work	135 35	3h	Nero's Palace Casino
Pursue Criminals	175 45	4h	-
Drink at Moe's	275 70	8h	Moe's Tavern
Respond to a Call About Creepers	30 60	8h	L.A. Body Works
Interview Suspects	420 100	12h	-
Stake Out in the S.W.A.T. Van	600 150	24h	S.W.A.T. Van

Event's Quest Based Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest	Visual
Investigate the Case	10 3	5m	Police Station	Round Up the Usual Suspects
(Reluctantly) Investigate (Bogus) Case	175 45	4h	Police Station	Coptoberfest Pt. 1

Quest Based Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires	Quest
Attend Court Hearing	175 45	4h	Court House	Two Extra Eyes on Springfield Pt. 7
Teach Reform School	175 45	4h	Springfield Elementary	Crackdown Pt. 5
Go to Stu's Disco	275 70	8h	Stu's Disco	Saturday Night Fever Pt.4
Eat at Luigi's	275 70	8h	Luigi's	Running with the Bullies Pt. 16
Eat at Fleet-A-Pita	420 100	12h	Fleet-A-Pita Van	The Investorettes Pt. 3/4
Investigate Corruption	420 100	12h	Police Station	Springfield Confidential Pt. 4

Krustyland Jobs

Task	Rewards	Time	Requires
Visit Duff Pavilion	21 17	60m	Duff Pavilion
Ride Krusty’s Giant Wheel	33 27	2h	Krusty's Giant Wheel
Ride the Viking Boat	52 45	4h	Viking Boat Ride
Overload a Plate at the One Plate Buffet	60 50	5h	One Plate Maximum Buffet
Ride the Eyeballs of Death	82 70	8h	Eyeballs of Death
Eat at the Food Needle	126 100	12h	The Food Needle
Ride Mount Krustmore	300 225	24h	Mt. Krustmore

Limited Time

Job name	Income	XP	Time	Requires	Quest
Eat at a Restaurant	17	45	4h	Restaurants	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 10
Enjoy a Beer	17	45	4h	Moe's Tavern	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 11
Drink Craft Beer	175	45	4h	O'Flanagan's Pub	O'Flan-again Pt. 4 & Pt. 5
Shop for Loved Ones	22	55	6h	Shops	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 12
Overeat	27	70	8h	Restaurants	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 14
Drink Too Much	27	70	8h	Moe's Tavern	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 15
Hunt for the Simpsons	27	70	8h	Homes	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 18
Stampede Stores	42	100	12h	Shops	Too Much of a Good Thing Pt. 16
Enjoy a St. Patrick’s Beer Bash	500	110	16h	O'Flanagan's Pub	Dye The Town Green Pt. 6
Train for St. Patrick's Day Beer Bash	600	150	24h	O'Flanagan's Pub	Training Day Pt. 1

Quotes[edit | edit source]

When Selected	When sent on a good job	When sent on a bad job	When collecting from a job
"Hey, that's assault!!"	"Time for Lou to bring peace!"	"Ah, this job sucks!"	"Yeah! That's how we do things in Springfield!"
"I like to hold my gun sideways. It, eh, looks so cool."	"I'll knock this thing into yesterday!"	"This is more of Eddie's Forte, but uh, I'll try."	"Damn, I'm good!"
"The best part of being a cop is giving jerks a comeuppance."
"Aside from my gun, what makes me feel like a man is my enormous genitals."