Lost in La Monstra was the second main questline for the Treehouse of Horror XXVII Event. It is split in the three acts of the event. Only parts 13 to 19 triggered during Act three of the event.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Lost in La Monstra Pt. 13 Reach Level 17 and Place the Police Station
Make Wiggum Figure Out How to Use a Bullhorn Thingy
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Lost in La Monstra Pt. 14 Make Wiggum Draw Storyboards in Crayon 12h Megaphone Icon40
Lost in La Monstra Pt. 15 Make Homer Argue Pro-Monster Views 8h Megaphone Icon40
Lost in La Monstra Pt. 16 Make Angry Springfielders Get Ready to Rally (x4) 4h Megaphone Icon40
Lost in La Monstra Pt. 17 Make Homer Get the Monsters to Be Happy Drunk 4h Megaphone Icon40
Lost in La Monstra Pt. 18 Make Filmmaker Lisa Recut Quimby's Movie 12h Megaphone Icon40
Lost in La Monstra Pt. 19 Make Wiggum Play Lisa's Pro-Monster Documentary 8h Megaphone Icon40

Dialogue Edit

Lost in La Monstra Pt. 13 Edit

Character Dialogue
Filmmaker Lisa Sad Icon With all this tension between cast members, I'm suspending filming indefinitely.
Filmmaker Lisa Sad Icon Art is supposed to bring people together, except for the art that tears people apart. Like the drawings of religious figures or any “Marmaduke” cartoon.
Filmmaker Lisa Sad Icon Hollywood monster or human, we all need to join together and save this town.
Quimby Proud Icon Since this is a, ah, publicly funded project, production rights now revert to the government. And we will continue to film.
Quimby Proud Icon Lisa will be replaced by our own Chief Wiggum. I chose him because he has the same silhouette as Hitchcock.
Wiggum Icon Cool! Can I use one of those bullhorn thingies?

Lost in La Monstra Pt. 14 Edit

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Eyeswide Icon I'm envisioning a lone hero, human, early thirties, facing an angry monster horde.
Wiggum Eyeswide Icon His guns shoot stars and stripes of red, white, and blue and the monsters run away like the spineless cowards they are. We're only using the monsters that don't have spines.
Wiggum Eyeswide Icon At the end, we have an art card reading "Quimby for Re-Election!" We even paid extra to make sure it's all spelled correctly.
Filmmaker Lisa Angry Icon This is terrible! You're just using hollow patriotism and fear of people who are different to manipulate voters into supporting a political campaign!
Quimby Icon That's exactly what we're doing. The movie is called “Hollow Patriotic Manipulation” for a reason!

Lost in La Monstra Pt. 15 Edit

Character Dialogue
Moe Angry Icon Quimby's got a point about all these monsters in town. They don't gamble, they don't drink – what kind of freaks are they?
Barney Drunk Icon Yeah, we should build a wall to keep them out. Plus think of the jobs it would create for the local wall builders' union.
Homer Icon Oh, come on, guys. They aren't so bad.
Homer Icon The giant lizard guy helped Bart get his kite out of a tree. And his fire breath cooked me a steak just the way I like it – burnt and smelling like lizard.

Lost in La Monstra Pt. 16 Edit

Character Dialogue
Quimby Icon People of Springfield! Our movie “An American America for Non-Monster Americans” is done and will be shown tonight at town hall.
Carl Angry Icon Yeah! I'll be there and in a very impressionable mood.
Lenny Angry Icon Me too. Bring on the popcorn and the one-sidedness!
Quimby Proud Icon Join us after the film for an angry riot, sponsored by Buzz Cola!

Lost in La Monstra Pt. 17 Edit

Character Dialogue
Blinky Monster Icon I've had it with these bigots! We offer to help them fight and they turn against us.
Death Annoyed Icon Let's kill everyone! I know it's early for them to die, but I can fix the paperwork afterwards.
Homer Scared Icon Wait a minute, guys. For once, killing isn't the answer!
Homer Guilty Icon Most of us are just regular people who love beer, TV, and beer commercials on TV. What we really need is your help.
Death Sad Icon I guess you're right, Homer. Besides, if I kill everyone now, there goes my job security. And I need this -- I'm still paying off my student loans.

Lost in La Monstra Pt. 18 Edit

Character Dialogue
Filmmaker Lisa Alarmed Icon I can't let Mayor Quimby get away with this. He's poisoning the town with paranoia!
Filmmaker Lisa Angry Icon His movie is making things so much worse. Not to mention the obscene number of producers in the credits.
Filmmaker Lisa Angry Icon If there's anything I've learned from my foray into the world of independent film, it's this:
Filmmaker Lisa Dreamy Icon There's nothing you can't fix in editing. Aside from the remake of “Ben-Hur”. But still, editing!

Lost in La Monstra Pt. 19 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Quimby Icon Witness a tale of, ah, American heroism and monster terror!
Lenny Angry Icon Enough talking! I want to be made angry already!
Quimby Proud Icon Of course. Settle into your seats so you can be shocked right out of them. Roll the film, or press “play” on the DVD machine. Whatever they do nowadays.

End Edit

Character Dialogue
Carl Sad Icon Now that I've seen Hollywood monsters as people, it's kinda hard to still be mad.
Lenny Sad Icon I know. I looked down at my fist and it was unballed! Un-balled!
Carl Sad Icon I guess we owe you monsters an apology. Especially about that wall stuff, which kind of sounded far-fetched to begin with. I mean, wasn't Mexico supposed to pay for it?
Death Icon Forget about it. It was this afternoon. It was a different time.
Death Icon At least we can all agree those feral monsters need to be exterminated.
Quimby Proud Icon Like I always said. We're stronger together. Now that we're okay with you guys, I hope I can count on your vote. Or multiple votes.
Lisa's Trick-or-Treat Job Unlocked!
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Homer is now permanently available to fight giant monsters!
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