Lost in La Monstra was the second main questline for the Treehouse of Horror XXVII Event. It is split in the three acts of the event. Only parts 13 to 19 triggered during Act three of the event.
With all this tension between cast members, I'm suspending filming indefinitely.
Art is supposed to bring people together, except for the art that tears people apart. Like the drawings of religious figures or any “Marmaduke” cartoon.
Hollywood monster or human, we all need to join together and save this town.
Since this is a, ah, publicly funded project, production rights now revert to the government. And we will continue to film.
Lisa will be replaced by our own Chief Wiggum. I chose him because he has the same silhouette as Hitchcock.
Cool! Can I use one of those bullhorn thingies?
Lost in La Monstra Pt. 14[]
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I'm envisioning a lone hero, human, early thirties, facing an angry monster horde.
His guns shoot stars and stripes of red, white, and blue and the monsters run away like the spineless cowards they are. We're only using the monsters that don't have spines.
At the end, we have an art card reading "Quimby for Re-Election!" We even paid extra to make sure it's all spelled correctly.
This is terrible! You're just using hollow patriotism and fear of people who are different to manipulate voters into supporting a political campaign!
That's exactly what we're doing. The movie is called “Hollow Patriotic Manipulation” for a reason!
Lost in La Monstra Pt. 15[]
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Quimby's got a point about all these monsters in town. They don't gamble, they don't drink – what kind of freaks are they?
Yeah, we should build a wall to keep them out. Plus think of the jobs it would create for the local wall builders' union.
Oh, come on, guys. They aren't so bad.
The giant lizard guy helped Bart get his kite out of a tree. And his fire breath cooked me a steak just the way I like it – burnt and smelling like lizard.
Lost in La Monstra Pt. 16[]
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People of Springfield! Our movie “An American America for Non-Monster Americans” is done and will be shown tonight at town hall.
Yeah! I'll be there and in a very impressionable mood.
Me too. Bring on the popcorn and the one-sidedness!
Join us after the film for an angry riot, sponsored by Buzz Cola!
Lost in La Monstra Pt. 17[]
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I've had it with these bigots! We offer to help them fight and they turn against us.
Let's kill everyone! I know it's early for them to die, but I can fix the paperwork afterwards.
Wait a minute, guys. For once, killing isn't the answer!
Most of us are just regular people who love beer, TV, and beer commercials on TV. What we really need is your help.
I guess you're right, Homer. Besides, if I kill everyone now, there goes my job security. And I need this -- I'm still paying off my student loans.
Lost in La Monstra Pt. 18[]
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I can't let Mayor Quimby get away with this. He's poisoning the town with paranoia!
His movie is making things so much worse. Not to mention the obscene number of producers in the credits.
If there's anything I've learned from my foray into the world of independent film, it's this:
There's nothing you can't fix in editing. Aside from the remake of “Ben-Hur”. But still, editing!
Lost in La Monstra Pt. 19[]
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Witness a tale of, ah, American heroism and monster terror!
Enough talking! I want to be made angry already!
Of course. Settle into your seats so you can be shocked right out of them. Roll the film, or press “play” on the DVD machine. Whatever they do nowadays.
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Now that I've seen Hollywood monsters as people, it's kinda hard to still be mad.
I know. I looked down at my fist and it was unballed! Un-balled!
I guess we owe you monsters an apology. Especially about that wall stuff, which kind of sounded far-fetched to begin with. I mean, wasn't Mexico supposed to pay for it?
Forget about it. It was this afternoon. It was a different time.
At least we can all agree those feral monsters need to be exterminated.
Like I always said. We're stronger together. Now that we're okay with you guys, I hope I can count on your vote. Or multiple votes.
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Lisa's Trick-or-Treat Job Unlocked!
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Homer is now permanently available to fight giant monsters!