Lost in La Monstra (Act 2)

Lost in La Monstra was the second main questline for the Treehouse of Horror XXVII Event. It is split in the three acts of the event. Only parts 7 to 12 triggered during Act two of the event.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Lost in La Monstra Pt. 7	Make Filmmaker Lisa Invest in New Technology	8h	40 10	Lisa
Lost in La Monstra Pt. 8	Make Homer Get Lenny a Towel	12h	40 10	Homer
Lost in La Monstra Pt. 9	Make Springfielders Consider Their Options (x4) Battle 3 Giant Monsters (x3)	4h -	40 10	Lisa
Lost in La Monstra Pt. 10	Make Cletus Get Real Quiet	24h	40 10	Krusty
Lost in La Monstra Pt. 11	Make Filmmaker Lisa Catch Conflicts on Camera	12h	40 10	Homer
Lost in La Monstra Pt. 12	Make Filmmaker Lisa Reconsider Her Film Plans	8h	40 10	Lisa

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Lost in La Monstra Pt. 7[edit | edit source]

Character	Dialogue
	This film isn't working and I'm running out of money. Why didn't I take the easy route and make a film based on a comic book?
	There are, ah, government grants for art projects like yours, you know. I know because I'm in government.
	Really? What do I need to qualify?
	Let me take care of that. No one knows how to take government money better than me. Repeat that and I'll have you arrested.
	With a budget, I can save my movie with special effects. Or at least make a trailer that draws in and then disappoints audiences. Just like M. Night Shyamalan!

Lost in La Monstra Pt. 8[edit | edit source]

Character	Dialogue
	Hey! Who got water all over my bar stool?
	It's not water. It's amphibian ooze. I have a medical problem, okay?
	Hey, we all do. Every time I go through a subway turnstile, I get stuck and the fire department has to come cut me out.
	Let me get you a towel. I'd use Moe's bar rag if it wasn't for all the hepatitis. See? Even it has a medical problem.

Lost in La Monstra Pt. 9[edit | edit source]

Character	Dialogue
	Even though our town is being ravaged by monsters, I am the only Mayor that is fit to see us through it.
	Just like I saw us through my ballot box-stuffing scandal, my bribery scandal, and another of my scandals you'll hear about next week.
	I'm getting kind of sick of all those monsters. That fish guy made a huge mess at Moe's this afternoon. That's Barney's thing.
	Another Springfield job taken by these monsters. I say we throw them all out! Zero amnesty! Make Springfield great again!

Lost in La Monstra Pt. 10[edit | edit source]

Character	Dialogue
	Man, what a day. I got scratches on my scalp and teeth marks on my tuchus and it wasn't even Mr. Teeny's bath time.
	I'm injured and all people care about are those Hollywood monsters. I know that's redundant, but still, fun to say.
	Somebody ought to kick them fellers right outta town.
	...
	I didn't say me. I said “somebody”.

Lost in La Monstra Pt. 11[edit | edit source]

Character	Dialogue
	You know, I'm a pretty positive guy, but this training sucks!
	Between running lines and weapons training, I ain't got time for my hobby: angry stewing.
	Well, without it, the monsters would overrun the town and kill all of you.
	So we're trapped? Next break we get, I'm gonna stew about that. Stew about it good.

Lost in La Monstra Pt. 12[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character	Dialogue
	Mayor Quimby! We've done something terrible!
	I wish you were the first person to say that to me today. Could you be, ah, more specific?
	My film and your anti-monster campaign have started racial tensions in the town!
	Instead of racial tensions, I'd call it rejuvenating Springfield pride.
	Making bad things sound positive is a Mayor's job. Like how we called last year's hurricane “city-wide street sweeping”.