Lost in La Monstra was the second main questline for the Treehouse of Horror XXVII Event. It is split in the three acts of the event. Only parts 1 to 6 triggered during Act one of the event.
Just because they're better actors than me doesn't make them better actors than me.
Some stars get by without being good actors. Like the way Meryl Streep sang in “Mamma Mia”.
Great idea! No one is better at being the center of unwanted attention than me. The only acting teacher I need is getting drunk to the point of foolish decisions!
Lost in La Monstra Pt. 2[]
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Now that I'm a filmmaker, who should I style myself after? Kurosawa? Fellini? The not-crappy Spielberg films?
Hey Lisa, did you film me when I used socks as oven mitts to put a can of gravy in the microwave and it exploded? Then I used the socks as napkins and bandages.
I guess I'll be whoever directed the “Jackass” films.
I love those! One guy snorted wasabi!
Lost in La Monstra Pt. 3[]
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Dad! You keep walking into my shot!
Do I? Or is the camera drawn to me like a magnet to… uh whatever magnets are drawn to? Is it cardboard?
It's metal. And it's you walking into my shot.
I'm pretty sure both of those are wrong. Now, film me as I fight this pile of scales! You know I've broken every scale I've ever met.
Lost in La Monstra Pt. 4[]
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You people are supposed to be believably fighting these monsters but your acting is horrible. You know what I'm seeing die? Art.
Who cares? I don't do art. I do comedy – it's way easier and pays better.
I've seen your show. There's not a lot of comedy. Even the canned laughter sounds unsure what it's playing for.
How about trying to learn some stunt acting? Do it and I'll keep all your houseplants alive a week longer than planned.
Lost in La Monstra Pt. 5[]
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I've been fighting all day and I'm still not a world famous superstar! I don't endorse a Japanese cologne or anything.
Maybe that's because you're chasing the camera instead of fighting?
How about joining us and helping the Hollywood monsters fight? Any religious person knows that supporting Hollywood is always the right choice!
Forget that. I just need better representation. My agent is Jewish, but he's not Jewish enough.
Lost in La Monstra Pt. 6[]
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I'm halfway through editing this and it's a disaster.
Not even a monsters attacking people disaster, which I want, but a bland mush with no emotional core.
I'm not giving up. With new footage it'll come together, or fall apart to the point I can tell people it's an art film and that they “just don't get it".
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The story will continue in Act 2. Keep fighting monsters and trick-or-treating to get more prizes and level up your MAG membership!