"You see, I believe that the Crazy Cat Lady's babblings are actually coherent thoughts, expressed in the language used by cats themselves."
"Good glayvin, you're intoxicating."
"That's incredible. But why, may I ask, did you invent a machine to speak cat?"
"I was hired by the Defense Department to build an argon laser that could be fired from space." "But a few screws in the wrong place, and boom -- cat translator." "Now, Ms. Abernathy, if you would be so kind as to speak into the flayvin-moyvin, we'll begin."
"CAT CAT THROW NO DOG DOG! ALWAYS CAT! MOUSE CHASE EAT MOUSE NO DOG BAD DOG!"
*sigh* "Thanks for trying, Professor. I suppose the bright young woman that was Ms. Abernathy is gone for good. Bye."
"CAT NO NEVER BAD ALWAYS GOOD BUT DOG BAD! ... IS THE LITTLE GIRL GONE? EXCELLENT. NOW GATHER 'ROUND, MY FELINE ARMY." "THAT WAS A NARROW ESCAPE, BUT THE HUMANS STILL HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE OF OUR PLANS." "SOON THE HUMANS WILL FALL UNDER OUR CLAWS. THE EARTH -- AND ALL ITS PLUSH TOYS AND SCRATCH POSTS -- WILL BE OURS!!!" "FOR THE DAY OF MAN IS ENDING. AND TOMORROW WILL SEE THE DAWN OF THE PLANET OF CATS!!!"