Make Crazy Cat Lady Polish her Degrees (With Cats)
4h
Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 3
Make Crazy Cat Lady Speak Cat
8h
Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 4
Make Crazy Cat Lady Babble Incoherently
60m
Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 5
Make Crazy Cat Plan a Cat Revolution
24h
Dialogue[]
Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 1[]
Character
Dialogue
"Welcome back to Springfield, Eleanor Abemathy!"
"Aiiririarrr!"
"Sorry, I didn't get that. Could you say it again, and maybe not hurl cats at me while you do?"
"Airhgruuugh!"
"I know that behind that endless barrage of cats and babble lies the mind of an intelligent woman, I have to find a way to talk to you!"
"Flumliilirajodamogh!"
"Ow! Cats hurt, you know."
Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 2[]
Character
Dialogue
"Aisiijelkrrr! Flamphumph!"
"Eleanor Abernathy, graduate of Harvard Medical and Yale Law at age 24... reduced to this. So sad."
"Perhaps I can be of assistance!" "I believe I have found a way to communicate with this insane-but-somehow-ravishing-at-least-to-me-but-I'm-so-so-lonely-person."
"Professor Frink! Do you like the Crazy Cat Lady?"
"Nooooooooo... Or rather, yes, so much! It's comes with being immensely hard up, you see. Very logical!"
"Ew."
"It is "ew!" No one knows more than I. Anyway, let me explain what my latest invention can do..."
Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 3[]
Character
Dialogue
"You see, I believe that the Crazy Cat Lady's babblings are actually coherent thoughts, expressed in the language used by cats themselves."
"Blauidiioeummmmaaah!"
"Good glayvin, you're intoxicating."
"That's incredible. But why, may I ask, did you invent a machine to speak cat?"
"I was hired by the Defense Department to build an argon laser that could be fired from space." "But a few screws in the wrong place, and boom -- cat translator." "Now, Ms. Abernathy, if you would be so kind as to speak into the flayvin-moyvin, we'll begin."
Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 4[]
Character
Dialogue
"Aiisenbloooossunaaai!"
"Can your machine translate that, Professor? I must know what this brilliant woman is telling us!"
"I believe the translation is coming through now..."
"...CAT!...CAT GOOD DOG BAD!..."
"Yes, Eleanor, we know you are fond of cats. We can understand you know. What do you want to say to us?"
"...CAT! ALL CAT NO DOG NEVER DOG! CAT! THROW CAT! CAT CAT! THROW NO DOG BUT CAT THROW YES!"
"Ow! Eleanor, there's no more need to throw cats -- you can express yourself through language! And, again, cats hurt."
"CAT THROW YOU DO CAT? CAT CAT! CAT CAT CAT! DOG BAD DOG GO NO CAT CAT DOG THROW NO CAT THROW!"
Look What the Cat Dragged In Pt. 5[]
Character
Dialogue
"CAT CAT THROW NO DOG DOG! ALWAYS CAT! MOUSE CHASE EAT MOUSE NO DOG BAD DOG!"
*sigh* "Thanks for trying, Professor. I suppose the bright young woman that was Ms. Abernathy is gone for good. Bye."
"CAT NO NEVER BAD ALWAYS GOOD BUT DOG BAD! ... IS THE LITTLE GIRL GONE? EXCELLENT. NOW GATHER 'ROUND, MY FELINE ARMY." "THAT WAS A NARROW ESCAPE, BUT THE HUMANS STILL HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE OF OUR PLANS." "SOON THE HUMANS WILL FALL UNDER OUR CLAWS. THE EARTH -- AND ALL ITS PLUSH TOYS AND SCRATCH POSTS -- WILL BE OURS!!!" "FOR THE DAY OF MAN IS ENDING. AND TOMORROW WILL SEE THE DAWN OF THE PLANET OF CATS!!!"