Lobotomy of Love is a limited time questline unlocked when the player builds the Re-Neducation Center. It was released on November 4, 2015, during the Treehouse of Horror XXVI Event's Act 3.

Quests Edit

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Lobotomy of Love Pt. 1 Make Wiggum Set Up Mandatory Checkpoints (x2) 60m Cash100
Lobotomy of Love Pt. 2 Reach Level 19 and Build Springfield Penitentiary*
Make Snake Enjoy Milk and Cookies
Make Flanders Operate the Smile Machine
Lobotomy of Love Pt. 3 Send Criminals to Get Re-Neducated (x3) 2h Cash100

* will only appear if the player doesn't have it.

Dialogue Edit

Lobotomy of Love Pt. 1 Edit

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Character Dialogue
Wiggum Icon "Okay boys, Flanders claims to have a new treatment to rehabilitate criminals."
Wiggum Serious Icon "We need to round up some perps."
Wiggum Icon "We're not allowed to racially profile, but we need a lotta guys so we're gonna have to do some kind of profiling…"
Wiggum Icon "People with bad haircuts, people with the number seven in their license."
Lou Icon "Why don't we just look for people committing crimes?"
Wiggum Serious Icon "How are we gonna do that? With our special eagle-eyes? Get real."
Wiggum Icon "Just pull over all the purple cars, Lou."

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Character Dialogue
Bumblebee Man Surprised Icon "Ay, yi, yi! I'm being arrested for being a bee!"
Sea Captain Aghast Icon "You can't put someone in the brink for having tartar sauce on his jacket!"
Moe Shocked Icon "What? You're pulling me over ‘cause I'm ugly?"
Moe Sad Icon "You know, that actually makes sense. I get that."

Lobotomy of Love Pt. 2 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Ned Icon "Welcome Crim-diddley-iminal! How'd ya like some milk and cookies?"
Snake Icon "Whoa, that's totally kind of you."
Ned Icon "Well, I believe that a warm cookie is like a hug for your insides."
Ned Icon "And I believe this milk has a powerful sedative so you won't be awake during the procedure!"
Snake Icon "Oh. That makes total senz-z-z-z-z"

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Character Dialogue
Snake Grotesque Smile Icon "Can't stop smiling!!"
Snake Grotesque Smile Icon "Incredibly painful!"
Ned Icon "You might be hurting on the inside, but on the outside you're a ray of sunshine! The procedure was a complete success!"

Lobotomy of Love Pt. 3 Edit

Start Edit

Character Dialogue
Wiggum Icon "Wow, these ex-criminals seem like completely different people."
Wiggum Confused Icon "Cheerful, happy… though they do fall to the ground a lot, clutching their heads in pain."
Ned Icon "But their frowns are permanently upside-down!"

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Character Dialogue
Wiggum Confused Icon "Uh, we've just noticed the smiling criminals are still committing crimes."
Wiggum Sad Icon "In fact, they have become even more violent than before…"
Ned Icon "I think we should use this on children next."
Wiggum Confused Icon "Flanders, did someone use this procedure on you?"
Ned Icon "If they did, I'd be ding-dong-diddley glad they did!"
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