Little Girl In The Big Ten

Little Girl in the Big Ten is a quest from the Whacking Day 2013 Event featuring Gymnastic Lisa, Lugash, and Lugash's Gym. If the player did not purchase Lugash's Gym then the quest stops after Part 4.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward
Little Girl in the Big Ten Pt.1	Collect Whacked Snakes (x1000)	-	25 150 NEW PRIZE Balance Beam with Gymnastic Lisa
Little Girl in the Big Ten Pt.2	Place the Balance Beam	-	100 10
Little Girl in the Big Ten Pt.3	Make Gymnastic Lisa Walk the Beam	12h	100 10
Little Girl in the Big Ten Pt.4	Make Gymnastic Lisa Dream About Passing Gym Class	24h	100 10
The Cranky Man Can Pt. 1	Make Lugash Confiscate Student Pets	60m	100 10
The Cranky Man Can Pt. 2	Make Lugash Intimidate Children	8h	100 10
The Cranky Man Can Pt. 3	Make Lugash Attend Anger Management	12h	100 10
Little Girl in the Big Ten Pt.5	Make Gymnastic Lisa Train at Lugash's Make Lugash Train Children	4h	100 10
Little Girl in the Big Ten Pt.6	Make Gymnastic Lisa Train at Lugash's Make Lugash Train Children	4h	100 10
Little Girl in the Big Ten Pt.7	Make Gymnastic Lisa Cartwheels	60m	100 10

Character	Dialogue
	"Dad, dad! I got a new gym outfit and a balance beam."
	"I know, sweetie. We got it for you to shut you up about killing snakes...I mean, to help you pass gym class."

Character	Dialogue
	"Training on this balance beam could help pull my grade up in gym class. And I need it -- without perfect grades, I don't really have a "thing."

Character	Dialogue
	"That's my little girl. Who's got your Daddy's athletic genes?"
	"Your genes are exactly my problem. How am I ever going to pass gym class?"

Character	Dialogue
	"Dad, I dreamt I could get an A in gym class. And nothing one dreams could possibly not come true."
	"After seeing your gymnastics, I agree -- ideas of you succeeding is just dream. So say Lugash!" "To be great takes total dedication. All time invested in training. Until when mind think of losing, it also think "I AM DYING! THIS IS DEATH!"
	"If you're promising to take up all of my daughter's time with grueling psychological torments, then I think we have a deal."

Character	Dialogue
	"Little girls all fail! Failure girls don't deserve love! I take your pets. Learn to be good at gymnastics or never see fluffy friends again."

Character	Dialogue
	"Lugash is great! If childs are not great, it is because they don't have enough Lugash. 'I break all of you like piñata. Then out shall fall the candy of success.

Character	Dialogue
	"You should not fear Lugash. You should only fear dying surround by only family and loved ones and no medals to prove you are not worthless." "But for now... YOU ARE ALL WORTHLESS!" "..." "I am sorry, children. Lugash must go to anger management class." "WORTHLESS ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASS! I HATE IT SO MUCH!"

Character	Dialogue
	"Mr. Lugash, I was wondering --"
	"Talk no need child. You come to Lugash only one reason. Because you are pathetic without Lugash."
	"I just wanted you to sign my petition against Whacking Day."
	"Petition can not stop Whacking Day -- only gymnastic can stop it! By doing gymnastic!"

Character	Dialogue
	"Dad, I don't care about getting an A anymore. That gym coach is just too angry and scary."
	"Sorry, we already paid for the lessons."
	"But I saw a girl set her own broken leg in the middle of a summersault."
	"Wow. Next time that happens, film it and put it on YouTube. I'm tired of watching videos about cats."

Character	Dialogue
	"Bravo, little girl! You are my greatest triumph!"
	"Thanks, Lugash. I still hate this, but thanks. So you think I can get an A in gym class?"
	"If gym class is balance beam, yes." "God gave you greatest gift. Big head. Like beach ball made of bone. Give you perfect balance." "Go home now. Rest your giant head. You will now pass gym examination. I am certain of this. I am Lugash!"

Character	Dialogue
	"Dad, I aced gym! Which I know will matter when I'm trying to get a job someday."
	"Woohoo!" "Wait, I mean Do'h! Now what will distract you from getting all moral and judgement-y about Whacking Day?" "There must be more quests to keep you busy." "It's not like we constantly have nothing to do as we wait for another set of tasks to fill up our time."