Lisa Smash and Bash!
Level Required
5 (Parts 1 - 2) 9 (Parts 3 - 4)
Release Date
June 28, 2016
Lisa Smash and Bash! is a side questline that was released on June 28, 2016 for the Superheroes 2016 Event . It requires Clobber Girl , a costume for Lisa .
Quests [ ]
Quest
Requirements
Time
Reward
Triggered By
Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 1
Make Clobber Girl Open a Stuck Jar
6s
100 10
Bart
Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 2
Make Clobber Girl Throw a Safe
4h
100 10
Apu
Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 3
Make Clobber Girl Break Up the Fight
8h
100 10
Milhouse
Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 4
Make Clobber Girl Chill Out
24h
100 10
Lisa
Dialogue [ ]
Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 1 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Oh awesome Lisa, you have your super strength back!
How ‘bout beating up Nelson for me?
No Bart! Super strength doesn't mean one has to use it for violence.
I will show people that problems can be solved without violence.
Like opening this pickle jar for me?
End [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Whoa, Lisa! I just wanted the lid off, not the jar smashed to bits with your fists.
Hmm, guess my super powers cause me to be a little more violent than I need to be.
Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 2 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Excuse me Clobber Girl, but my safe door seems to be stuck, could you open it for me?
That sounds like an innocent non-violent use of my power.
Alright, losers… this is like a hold up. Correction: not “like a hold up,” this IS one.
Clobber Girl! Do Something!
End [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Thanks Clobber Girl. But now my safe is a permanent part of Mr. Snake.
Gahh! I did it again. I just can't help being too violent. It's just such a quick and easy way to solve problems.
I need to be better than this, no more violence!
Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 3 [ ]
Start [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Clobber Girl! You have to help! Bart and Nelson have gotten into a fight!
I'll help, but not with my super strength. I'll save the day with my words.
I'm tired of your bullying, you gap-tooth, torn sleeved doofus!
That's it Simpson! I'll knock your block off and put your skull on my bicycle handlebars!
Guys, stop! There are better paths to take than violence.
Shut up, Slobber Girl. Bart's gonna be my punching bag forever!
Owwww.
Enough!
End [ ]
Character
Dialogue
You knocked out the bully and your brother without breaking a sweat! Now you've got me sweating!
Milhouse, I already feel super bad.
What do you mean? That was super cool!
Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 4 [ ]
Character
Dialogue
Mom, I promised myself that I wouldn't use violence but it's all I've done! I'm such a bad person.
You're not a bad person, you're my little clobber girl. Look at how much good you've done!
You've fed your father, stopped a robbery and broken up a fight! All very good deeds.
Just because violence is bad, doesn't make the user of it a bad person. Especially if they used it for good deeds.
Thanks, Mom.
Now Clobber Girl should take off her gloves and go have some fun as Lisa!
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