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Lisa Smash and Bash! is a side questline that was released on June 28, 2016 for the Superheroes 2016 Event. It requires Clobber Girl, a costume for Lisa.

Quests[]

Quest Requirements Time Reward Triggered By
Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 1 Make Clobber Girl Open a Stuck Jar 6s Cash100
Experience10
Bart
Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 2 Make Clobber Girl Throw a Safe 4h Cash100
Experience10
Apu
Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 3 Make Clobber Girl Break Up the Fight 8h Cash100
Experience10
Milhouse
Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 4 Make Clobber Girl Chill Out 24h Cash100
Experience10
Lisa

Dialogue[]

Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 1[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Bart Happy Icon Oh awesome Lisa, you have your super strength back!
Bart Sneaky Icon How ‘bout beating up Nelson for me?
Clobber Girl Surprised Icon No Bart! Super strength doesn't mean one has to use it for violence.
Clobber Girl Icon I will show people that problems can be solved without violence.
Homer Happy Icon Like opening this pickle jar for me?

End[]

Character Dialogue
Homer Shocked Icon Whoa, Lisa! I just wanted the lid off, not the jar smashed to bits with your fists.
Clobber Girl Sad Icon Hmm, guess my super powers cause me to be a little more violent than I need to be.

Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 2[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Apu Embarrassed Icon Excuse me Clobber Girl, but my safe door seems to be stuck, could you open it for me?
Clobber Girl Happy Icon That sounds like an innocent non-violent use of my power.
Snake Icon Alright, losers… this is like a hold up. Correction: not “like a hold up,” this IS one.
Apu Surprised Icon Clobber Girl! Do Something!

End[]

Character Dialogue
Apu Happy Icon Thanks Clobber Girl. But now my safe is a permanent part of Mr. Snake.
Clobber Girl Sad Icon Gahh! I did it again. I just can't help being too violent. It's just such a quick and easy way to solve problems.
Clobber Girl Icon I need to be better than this, no more violence!

Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 3[]

Start[]

Character Dialogue
Milhouse Scared Icon Clobber Girl! You have to help! Bart and Nelson have gotten into a fight!
Clobber Girl Icon I'll help, but not with my super strength. I'll save the day with my words.
Bart Angry Icon I'm tired of your bullying, you gap-tooth, torn sleeved doofus!
Nelson Angry Icon That's it Simpson! I'll knock your block off and put your skull on my bicycle handlebars!
Clobber Girl Icon Guys, stop! There are better paths to take than violence.
Nelson Angry Icon Shut up, Slobber Girl. Bart's gonna be my punching bag forever!
Bart Ack Icon Owwww.
Clobber Girl Icon Enough!

End[]

Character Dialogue
Milhouse Excited Icon You knocked out the bully and your brother without breaking a sweat! Now you've got me sweating!
Clobber Girl Sad Icon Milhouse, I already feel super bad.
Milhouse Sad Icon What do you mean? That was super cool!

Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 4[]

Character Dialogue
Clobber Girl Sad Icon Mom, I promised myself that I wouldn't use violence but it's all I've done! I'm such a bad person.
Marge Happy Icon You're not a bad person, you're my little clobber girl. Look at how much good you've done!
Marge Icon You've fed your father, stopped a robbery and broken up a fight! All very good deeds.
Marge Icon Just because violence is bad, doesn't make the user of it a bad person. Especially if they used it for good deeds.
Clobber Girl Happy Icon Thanks, Mom.
Marge Wink Icon Now Clobber Girl should take off her gloves and go have some fun as Lisa!
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