Lisa Smash and Bash!

Lisa Smash and Bash!
Content Update	Superheroes 2016 Event
Level Required	5 (Parts 1 - 2) 9 (Parts 3 - 4)
Release Date	June 28, 2016
Number of Quests	4

Lisa Smash and Bash! is a side questline that was released on June 28, 2016 for the Superheroes 2016 Event. It requires Clobber Girl, a costume for Lisa.

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 1	Make Clobber Girl Open a Stuck Jar	6s	100 10	Bart
Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 2	Make Clobber Girl Throw a Safe	4h	100 10	Apu
Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 3	Make Clobber Girl Break Up the Fight	8h	100 10	Milhouse
Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 4	Make Clobber Girl Chill Out	24h	100 10	Lisa

Dialogue

Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 1

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Oh awesome Lisa, you have your super strength back!
	How ‘bout beating up Nelson for me?
	No Bart! Super strength doesn't mean one has to use it for violence.
	I will show people that problems can be solved without violence.
	Like opening this pickle jar for me?

End

Character	Dialogue
	Whoa, Lisa! I just wanted the lid off, not the jar smashed to bits with your fists.
	Hmm, guess my super powers cause me to be a little more violent than I need to be.

Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 2

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Excuse me Clobber Girl, but my safe door seems to be stuck, could you open it for me?
	That sounds like an innocent non-violent use of my power.
	Alright, losers… this is like a hold up. Correction: not “like a hold up,” this IS one.
	Clobber Girl! Do Something!

End

Character	Dialogue
	Thanks Clobber Girl. But now my safe is a permanent part of Mr. Snake.
	Gahh! I did it again. I just can't help being too violent. It's just such a quick and easy way to solve problems.
	I need to be better than this, no more violence!

Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 3

Start

Character	Dialogue
	Clobber Girl! You have to help! Bart and Nelson have gotten into a fight!
	I'll help, but not with my super strength. I'll save the day with my words.
	I'm tired of your bullying, you gap-tooth, torn sleeved doofus!
	That's it Simpson! I'll knock your block off and put your skull on my bicycle handlebars!
	Guys, stop! There are better paths to take than violence.
	Shut up, Slobber Girl. Bart's gonna be my punching bag forever!
	Owwww.
	Enough!

End

Character	Dialogue
	You knocked out the bully and your brother without breaking a sweat! Now you've got me sweating!
	Milhouse, I already feel super bad.
	What do you mean? That was super cool!

Lisa Smash and Bash! Pt. 4

Character	Dialogue
	Mom, I promised myself that I wouldn't use violence but it's all I've done! I'm such a bad person.
	You're not a bad person, you're my little clobber girl. Look at how much good you've done!
	You've fed your father, stopped a robbery and broken up a fight! All very good deeds.
	Just because violence is bad, doesn't make the user of it a bad person. Especially if they used it for good deeds.
	Thanks, Mom.
	Now Clobber Girl should take off her gloves and go have some fun as Lisa!