Like A B.O.S and A Happy Meal

Like A B.O.S A Happy Meal
Content Update	Winter 2016 Event
Level Required	15
Release Date	December 18, 2016
Number of Quests	2
Preceded by	A Pagan Paradise Pt. 2
Succeeded by	I Willie Follow You Into the Dark

Like A B.O.S and A Happy Meal were part of the main questline of the Winter 2016 Event. They were available only to those players that completed Yule Love It! (Act 1).

Quests

Quest	Requirements	Time	Reward	Triggered By
Like A B.O.S	Reach Level 12 and Build the Springfield Library Make Lisa Check Out the Restricted Section	- 6s	100 10	Auto
A Happy Meal	Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern Make Homer Binge on Chicken Fingers	- 6s	100 10 Unlock Satyr Willie	Auto

Dialogue

Like A B.O.S

Start

Character	Dialogue
	I think we need to mix up our offerings to the gods. I was thinking we could start collecting milk...
	Milk? MILK? I'm not going ta give a bunch of raving, bloodthirsty Pagan gods milk.
	At least it's historically accurate.
	So's dying slow from ptomaine poisoning, and nobody wants to do that, either! Now go to the library and fetch me the Book of Shadows.
	Inside this book, first published by an English dude in the 1950s, we will find the most ancient secrets of Pagan magic.
	If Willie's going Pagan, Willie's going FULL Pagan.

End

Character	Dialogue
	This Book of Shadows is just a collection of creepy, witchy nonsense.
	So? EVERY book is a collection of creepy, witchy nonsense. What with all them words, and them strange symbols...
	Willie... you CAN read, right?
	Aye! Unless it's in-game dialog. No real man reads in-game dialog.

A Happy Meal

Start

Character	Dialogue
	All right, according to the Book of Shadows, some gods like to be offered human fingers in tribute.
	Now THAT'S a god Moe can get behind. All this modern love and forgiveness, blech! I know if I was a deity, I wouldn't forgive nobody nothing.
	Can we have ONE town-wide festival that doesn't involve gruesome acts of violence?
	I got some CHICKEN fingers in the freezer. Maybe them old gods don't know the difference.
	Stupid old gods. What rubes.

End

Character	Dialogue
	Mmm. These chicken fingers are tasty.
	Hey-hey-hey! Save some for the gods.

“	Collect Books of Shadows and Chicken Fingers, then exchange them for Brooches at Springfield Henge!	”
	— System Message.