Lights, Camera, Distraction! is the second part of a questline from the Treehouse of Horror XXV Event that unlocked if the player purchases the premium character Space Mutant. This quest also requires Krustylu Studios and rewards the player with 10 donuts upon completion.

Quests[edit | edit source]

Quest Requirements Time Triggered By
Lights, Camera, Distraction! Pt. 1 Dialog between Space Mutant and Krusty Game
Lights, Camera, Distraction! Pt. 2 Make Space Mutant Sign Contract 60m Space Mutant
Lights, Camera, Distraction! Pt. 3 Make Space Mutant Eat From a Dumpster 8h Space Mutant
Lights, Camera, Distraction! Pt. 4 Make Space Mutant Do Vocal Exercises 2h Krusty
Lights, Camera, Distraction! Pt. 5 Make the Space Mutant RAMPAGE! 24h Space Mutant
Lights, Camera, Distraction! Pt. 6 Make Space Mutant Pick Up His Check 60m Space Mutant

Dialogue[edit | edit source]

Lights, Camera, Distraction! Pt. 1[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Krusty Icon.png "Hey, just the guy I was looking for..."
Space Mutant Icon.png "Aaah! What is wrong with your face?!"
Krusty Angry Icon.png "Take it easy, Squidley-diddley. Your milkshake ain’t exactly filling the yard with takers."
Space Mutant Icon.png "Who are you? What do you want with me?"
Krusty Icon.png "I'm a guy with a studio and I want to make a deal."

Lights, Camera, Distraction! Pt. 2[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Krusty Icon.png "Look, you want to tell your story..."
Krusty Embarrassed Icon.png "I wanna class up my image."
Krusty Icon.png "What if we shoot a documentary? Show the world who you really are."
Krusty Icon.png "-and then charge the world double for network re-broadcast rights."
Space Mutant Icon.png "That sounds perfect – though I think you're way off the re-broadcast thing. No one gets double."
Krusty Icon.png "Trust me, I got ways to trick people into giving me exactly what I want."
Krusty Icon.png "Speaking of which, would you mind signing this iron-clad contract?"

Lights, Camera, Distraction! Pt. 3[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Krusty Icon.png "Okay, so the camera's right there, but I want you to pretend you don't see it."
Space Mutant Icon.png "What do you want me to do?"
Krusty Icon.png "Documentary, baby! No script. You just do you!"
Space Mutant Icon.png "Well, I am a little hungry. I guess I could eat."
Krusty Icon.png "Go nuts, kid."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Wolfcastle Icon.png "Krusty, how is the new horror film going?"
Krusty Angry Icon.png "Keep it down! The Mutant thinks we're shooting a documentary."
Krusty Icon.png "We'll just digitally replace the garbage he's eating with tiny animated people."
Krusty Embarrassed Icon.png "Although we're gonna have to edit out all the time he stops to pet that alley cat."

Lights, Camera, Distraction! Pt. 4[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Krusty Icon.png "Hey there, champ! Listen, we're concerned that you may not be using your voice properly and we can't risk you losing it."
Krusty Icon.png "I've arranged for you to work with a vocal coach. Oh, here he is now."
Wolfcastle Icon.png "Hello, I am de coach."
Space Mutant Icon.png "Why are you dressed like a soldier?"
Wolfcastle Icon.png "Please, save your voice for exercises. Do not waste it on questions or calling your agent."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Wolfcastle Icon.png "Now ve are varmed up – first exercise."
Wolfcastle Icon.png "I will shout, “Get avay from my daughter you ugly slug” and you roar as if a military helicopter has dumped a load of acid on your head."
Wolfcastle Icon.png "We will repeat zis exercise until the sound guy says we've got it clean."

Lights, Camera, Distraction! Pt. 5[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Space Mutant Icon.png "I don't think those vocal lessons are working. My voice is actually getting worse from all the shouting."
Krusty Icon.png "That must be so frustrating for you. Maybe if you stomped around like a maniac it'll help let off some steam."
Space Mutant Icon.png "I don't know about that. I read a study that said catharsis actually increases aggression."
Krusty Icon.png "Up is down in the movie biz, okay? Just do what your director tells you."
Space Mutant Icon.png "Okay. Where's that kid with my latte?"
Krusty Angry Icon.png "He's late! Use it! He'll probably forget your Splenda, too! Oooh, that makes you mad!"

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Krusty Icon.png "Annnnd cut! That's a wrap, people! See you all at the party!"
Space Mutant Icon.png "How can we be done? You've barely spent a day with me. You never interviewed me..."
Krusty Icon.png "Listen, these guys are professionals. You're not going to believe how much of you we're gonna reveal."

Lights, Camera, Distraction! Pt. 6[edit | edit source]

Start[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Space Mutant Icon.png "You tricked me! I trusted you and you made another Mutant-Bashing Horror movie."
Krusty Icon.png "There's an old Hollywood adage:"
Krusty Icon.png “Don't let ‘em make a documentary of your life or they'll just use the footage to make a Space Mutant gore-fest.”
Krusty Icon.png "But hey, the movie is a huge hit. Come by the studio and pick up your check."

End[edit | edit source]

Character Dialogue
Lisa Icon.png "Don't worry, we'll protest the movie and boycott every film the studio makes..."
Space Mutant Icon.png "Whoa, whoa, that sounds like it might hurt my royalties...so no."
Lisa Sad Icon.png "What are you talking about?"
Space Mutant Icon.png "I own a piece of this movie. And I stand to do very well on the back end."
Space Mutant Laughing Icon.png "And I don't mean my rump!"
Lisa Shocked Icon.png "Wait, did you get butt-implants?"
Space Mutant Laughing Icon.png "o, I've just been working out. Wink, wink!"
Lisa Sad Icon.png "But what about your people?"
Space Mutant Shades Icon.png "I'll write a check to the anti-defamation something or other."
Space Mutant Shades Icon.png "A little moolah smooths over everything, am I right?"
Space Mutant Shades Icon.png "Gotta scoot, I'm late for my massage. ‘Ta!"
So he was a monster all along. But don't be disillusioned! Take these free donuts -- a little moolah smoothes over everything, am I right?
 
— In Game Message


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