The Lenny and Carl Quests are the second quest chain in Level 27. It is focused around Lenny and Carl and is the quest chain after Buddha's Got Back. There are 10 quests in the chain. The quests are split into 3 parts; Lenny's Downfall (4 quests), Carl's Rise Up The Ladder (3 quests) and True Bromance (2 quests).
"One paragraph down. Seven-thousand, six-hundred, and forty-two more to go." "Writing always puts me in the mood to grab a beer and not write. Whaddaya say we got to Moe's, Carl?" "..." "Oh, right -- Carl and Moe's are both out of my life." "Well, I can't just sit around feeling sorry for myself. I'm going to WALK and feel sorry for myself."
"Excuse me, Mr. Burns, I was wondering if you could find it your heart to hire back my good friend Lenny Leonard."
"In my heart? Ho-ha, what a delightful jape!"
"Please sir. Couldn't you just pay me less, and use the money you save to hire Lenny?"
"But if I paid you less, then you wouldn't be making more money than you deserve... which means you could no longer be an executive."
"Then I guess I'll just go back to my old job."
"Very well, Your compassion has taught me something... why I am luducrously rich and you are middle class." "You and your friend can have your menial, nuclear energy jobs. Now let your dainty sentiments never poison my ears again."